Ablative posted:

Meanwhile, Mordechai is fairly cool with them mostly by dint of owning one of Saint Drusus's femurs or something.

aerion111 posted:

While I do appreciate it, there's either some fairly big coincidences or a lot of it's been 'lifted' from an old Saturday Night Live skit with a lot of the same dialogue and delivery (the front fell off there too)
I'm pretty sure 'that's the joke', but for me that makes it on the level of parodying a Monty Python skit; Amusing, impressive when done this 'smoothly', but not as impressive as making a skit of your own.

apostateCourier posted:

Any idea what those capes will actually do for us, other than look cool, Grey?

Ronin Of Dreams posted:

So many incredibly quotable lines. This slipped my notice, and catching up is hurting my sides from laughter.

SWMadness posted:

The fistfight duel from this last session had me laughing so hard I almost choked.

Veloxyll posted:

The really quick synopsis:

Wenderslaus and his crew of misfits reclaimed the house Flagship from said Trader's Brother, though doing so depleted much of what remained of the Family fortune.
Current crew includes:
A Tau trade delegate
An Ork Weirdboy
A Psyker who wishes he was a priest
A Techpriest who has two brains and is a frog. One of his brains is a psyker.
And the other assorted oddballs that Rogue Traders tend to attract

They engaged in the traditional exploration work of Rogue Traders, and during a miscalculated Warp Jump, found the wreck of their own flagship and recovered 1x Alien Artifacts.
The wreckage is now forming the core platforms of a deep space trading outpost known as "The Wreak".

They then entered into a mercenary contract to supply troops and collect salvage from the system Lucien's Breath. A mining colony producing Nephilum for Rogue Trader Lord Winterscal that was being harried by another Rogue Trader.

With a cargo of Nephilum smuggled off world, they travelled to the War World, Zayth, known for its fighting cities, intending to trade this Promethium enhancing fluid. Instead they were invited to dinner with the Lord of one of these cities, who poisoned the command crew, and attending nobility. When the trader found out, his crew responded in the traditional fashion, but still had the problem of a fatal poison in their bloodstream that would seriously inhibit their ability to enjoy their walking war-city.

They found where the poison was produced, and were able to synthesise sufficient quantities of antidote to survive, after battling both a giant rock-worm, and a pack of shark dogs, the latter from which they made cloaks.

On returning to civilised space, they liberated a large freighter and traded its navigators for a set of navigational charts. In order to reduce competition in the area, they also learnt of, and assaulted, a pirate outpost, capturing two ships, and driving off or destroying the rest.

Among the pirates holdings was an archeotech laden pre-imperial world, with Men of Iron guards on a vault in the Warp. Despite the near death experience by the captain, they managed to loot several treasures from the vault without causing a demonic incursion. While a crashed starship was also identified, they had to away to Lucien's Breath to deliver another load of infantry.

At Lucien's Breath, they found the system under attack by the aformentioned, totally not Chaos Worshiping we promise guys, Rogue Trader, and, with 30% of the planetary forces, plus a hold full of more troops, plus whatever ground forces the other trader has amassed, Lord Captain Wenderslaus decided that this was the correct time to betray Lord Winterscale and they joined the attacking force.

Their pair of cruisers were met by 3 enemy cruisers and a wing of destroyers, and despite a bold charge against the flagship of the enemy squadron, they were only able to cripple and drive off the defending cruisers, instead of capturing one as they desired.

Also Winterscale has put out a significant bounty upon their heads for their sudden but inevitable betrayal.

Mighty Dicktron posted:

apostateCourier posted:

Depicted in this episode: a ship battle we don't win.

...that's never happened to us before.

Cooked Auto posted:

It's a Grey Hunter campaign, the PC's are always the bad guys.

apostateCourier posted:

I dunno, Little Bash & company were pretty reasonable considering the 40k setting.

Serpentis posted:

Oh yeah, we (Bash's lot) hosed a few things up. But we hosed up significantly less than most in positions with similar power and hey - we did kill a heretic psyker capable of manipulating RT's. That has to count for something, right...?