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Why is everything so terrible? - asks the pilot. Because Warhammer 40k. a new RT LP tempts me to offer to play a Weirdboy. I hope the ship was not bought at Lars' half priced relics.
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Time zones are literally the worst. A shipwide of Lho sticks. I see that the new crew is continuing the tradition. Veloxyll fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Feb 23, 2016 |
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Feb 23, 2016 01:05
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I could also maybe scare up my old version :p Though that was more navigator focused where the new one would be more SQUIGS SQUIGS SQUIGS focused The best focus. Edit: Knowing how magnets work is heresy Veloxyll fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Feb 23, 2016 |
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Feb 23, 2016 01:14
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Ablative posted:Meanwhile, Mordechai is fairly cool with them mostly by dint of owning one of Saint Drusus's femurs or something. Until they start asking why this isn't held in some sort of temple to let everybody pay their respects to Her Holyness.
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Feb 23, 2016 13:35
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One episode at a time. I have PLANS for how to arrive. Rite proppa Orky plamz/ Wif Brootal Kunnin and Kunnin Brootality in good mesha!
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Feb 24, 2016 01:40
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The tau have tried to work with the Imperium plenty of times. It's usually the Imperium that has problems with working with the Tau.
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Feb 24, 2016 01:57
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Gridlocked posted:apostateCourier would play a sneaky spy Tau. No-one eva seez Ork Kommandoz commin!
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Feb 24, 2016 05:59
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Like how well your warp jump went?
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Feb 24, 2016 06:51
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Ablative posted:That warp jump was at least 70% successful! THIS time. remind me again what happened to your OTHER ship?
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Feb 24, 2016 09:44
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quote:Morkstofleez Wizbanga Who arrived on the ship on the back of one of the shuttles returning from "The Unyielding Sword of the God Emperor II". He considers his last bout of time on there, when it was, you know, hulked, as a bad time. Also I need 'volunteers' for names for two Minders and a Gretchin. Minders are full Orks, while Gretchins are well, sneaky little gitz. Just in time for a right proppa scrap!
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Mar 5, 2016 23:07
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Remember, the Footfall -> Wreak route took 1 day in the warp. So yeah, the ship has been getting some super fast routes through the warp.
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Mar 7, 2016 07:11
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apostateCourier posted:Aaaaand I wasn't there to sort out the confusion. Welp. All your fault. It went well, I think. Teething troubles were bound to happen. Oh right. Toughness - 100 Willpower - 100 Strength - 100 Toughness bonus of 10 \o/ Veloxyll fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Mar 26, 2016 |
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Mar 13, 2016 22:27
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So sad that I missed this. Morkstofleez would've had a great time at a drinking party. I need to roll an aquisition roll for a shipwide supply of Stikkbombs. Or Bomb Squigs. Gorkstofleez would've worn a suit of 40 of them to dinner. he would not have finished the dinner with near that. Veloxyll fucked around with this message at 01:53 on Mar 21, 2016 |
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Mar 21, 2016 01:13
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YeOldeButchere posted:Bringing a Tau to a fancy party is already kind of pushing it; I'm pretty sure an Ork would have been a bit much even for the rest of the party, let alone everyone at the, well, party. 3 Orks, and a Gretchin. Because it requires an intimidate check to send my Orks away. And someone has to give away all of the presents (by which I mean Stikk bombs.) I may also have 'needed' to have rolled a bunch of attempts to manifest the power of the Waaaagh to get immunity to fatigue through a sustained power. Ahh, regrets
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Mar 21, 2016 04:23
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YeOldeButchere posted:Look on the bright side, at least Wizbanga's not poisoned. While drugs don't affect Orks the same as 'umies, Orks can still be poisoned. But since I woz oldin da shuttle, I missed out. So when everyone dies of poison, I's got meself a Krooza all ready ta go.
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Mar 21, 2016 16:07
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It's not like you did that three times. And still missed. And rolled slow on travel times too.
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Mar 27, 2016 00:53
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It's a ded ard world. Of couse it's only now I think hmm, should I have used common lore (Ork) to see if I knew anything about the Rok. Eh, I'm sure it's not important. It's not like it's going to be full of Genestealers or anything. And then I would've missed out on a right proppa scrap with dat beastie. Anyhow, spent some XP! Common Lore (Koronos Aspanse) - 200 Melee Weapon (Universal) (500) Rank 2! Carouse - 100 Warpath - 200 Smash da Gitz - 200
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Mar 27, 2016 13:37
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I have heard tales of this session. Amazing tales. lets see what madness is involved.
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Apr 4, 2016 08:19
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JT Jag posted:I was sold the moment I heard Saint's Row In Space. Then our nameless captain wouldn't let me spend house money on stripper poles  (
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Apr 18, 2016 05:54
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Did I actually say SOLID gold, or did I just say Gold? Or of course, that solid gold can still be ALLOYED Gold stripper poles. That would be pure gold. Alternative: What would an ORK know about stripper poles? I only didnt ask at Footfall because I keep forgetting to bookmark the aquisitions table.
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Apr 18, 2016 06:36
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For one, cocaine is even softer than pure gold.
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Apr 18, 2016 09:13
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Since apparently we have 1k xp judging by my character sheet. Dodge 200 Sound Constitution 200 and now the other half of my level. Drive (Ground Vehicle) 200 Forbidden Lore (Xenos) 200 Sound Constitution 200 Veloxyll fucked around with this message at 20:43 on May 7, 2016 |
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May 7, 2016 17:47
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Also rambling!
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May 8, 2016 00:37
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Well, someone with BS or command might have come in handy.
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May 8, 2016 04:29
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apostateCourier posted:So this was literally the worst session for me to miss, gotcha. I should've hopped on via smartphone during the drive. It's fine!
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May 8, 2016 17:01
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You know, they may not have had a geller field because this is pre-age of strife. so it's pre-Emperor, pre-Eldarfall. the Warp wasn't that big a problem back then. Sad I missed it.
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May 31, 2016 18:36
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that said, the timing on the last section feels off like "Is lacking both a tutor and any form of formal oversight." could drop 'form of' but maybe I've got the tune wrong in my head.
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Jun 4, 2016 01:47
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apostateCourier posted:I missed this session because I am desperately trying to get over an illness and also trying to fix my sleep schedule which has shattered due to it. Typical Tau - goes into the warp, causes trouble, then leaves and says "oh no, we didn't see anything WEIRD like that. Are you sure you're sleeping right. would you like a helping of Greater Good to calm your nerves?" Also I was v confused since the session isn't for 2 hours. Right? RIGHT?! Veloxyll fucked around with this message at 16:01 on Jun 4, 2016 |
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Jun 4, 2016 15:58
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Skillups - Psiniscience +10 - 200 Toughness 2 - 250 And the inevitable first maths error I may be out by 500 xp. will have to re-add it in game next week.
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Jun 4, 2016 20:59
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Confirmed! I am bad at maths! 550 XP to spend! Int 1 - 250 Quick Draw - 300 5000 XP spent
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Jun 9, 2016 22:17
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dat iz yet ta be seen little man.
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Jun 10, 2016 05:33
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Just finished the session. first 500 xp into Rank 3 Throo Da Kosmos
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Jun 11, 2016 21:14
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The really quick synopsis: Wenderslaus and his crew of misfits reclaimed the house Flagship from said Trader's Brother, though doing so depleted much of what remained of the Family fortune. Current crew includes: A Tau trade delegate An Ork Weirdboy A Psyker who wishes he was a priest A Techpriest who has two brains and is a frog. One of his brains is a psyker. And the other assorted oddballs that Rogue Traders tend to attract They engaged in the traditional exploration work of Rogue Traders, and during a miscalculated Warp Jump, found the wreck of their own flagship and recovered 1x Alien Artifacts. The wreckage is now forming the core platforms of a deep space trading outpost known as "The Wreak". They then entered into a mercenary contract to supply troops and collect salvage from the system Lucien's Breath. A mining colony producing Nephilum for Rogue Trader Lord Winterscal that was being harried by another Rogue Trader. With a cargo of Nephilum smuggled off world, they travelled to the War World, Zayth, known for its fighting cities, intending to trade this Promethium enhancing fluid. Instead they were invited to dinner with the Lord of one of these cities, who poisoned the command crew, and attending nobility. When the trader found out, his crew responded in the traditional fashion, but still had the problem of a fatal poison in their bloodstream that would seriously inhibit their ability to enjoy their walking war-city. They found where the poison was produced, and were able to synthesise sufficient quantities of antidote to survive, after battling both a giant rock-worm, and a pack of shark dogs, the latter from which they made cloaks. On returning to civilised space, they liberated a large freighter and traded its navigators for a set of navigational charts. In order to reduce competition in the area, they also learnt of, and assaulted, a pirate outpost, capturing two ships, and driving off or destroying the rest. Among the pirates holdings was an archeotech laden pre-imperial world, with Men of Iron guards on a vault in the Warp. Despite the near death experience by the captain, they managed to loot several treasures from the vault without causing a demonic incursion. While a crashed starship was also identified, they had to away to Lucien's Breath to deliver another load of infantry. At Lucien's Breath, they found the system under attack by the aformentioned, totally not Chaos Worshiping we promise guys, Rogue Trader, and, with 30% of the planetary forces, plus a hold full of more troops, plus whatever ground forces the other trader has amassed, Lord Captain Wenderslaus decided that this was the correct time to betray Lord Winterscale and they joined the attacking force. Their pair of cruisers were met by 3 enemy cruisers and a wing of destroyers, and despite a bold charge against the flagship of the enemy squadron, they were only able to cripple and drive off the defending cruisers, instead of capturing one as they desired. Also Winterscale has put out a significant bounty upon their heads for their sudden but inevitable betrayal.
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fyi I am pretty sure I got my charge range wrong at the end there. I think it should've been 12+4, not 18+4. Oops.
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Felime posted:What could go wrong with a borderline illiterate, socially isolated, possibly raised by wolves eldar making plans? I look forward to the group assuming she's an expert on Eldar matters and her just making everything up 'cause she forgot. Whenever we gently caress up our Forbidden Lore: Xenos rolls at least
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Jul 29, 2016 23:34
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apostateCourier posted:Depicted in this episode: a ship battle we don't win. Truly it is the End Times. Also XP spend - Unarmed Warrior - Elite, 1000 XP Gonna suplex some duders. Will have to enquire if I can still POWA KLAW while wrasslin. (Would have also suplexed the Eldar Wraithguard, but, you know, can't be made prone) Veloxyll fucked around with this message at 23:23 on Aug 16, 2016 |
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Aug 16, 2016 23:18
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apostateCourier posted:They got knocked over during that fight, you could've. First turn I crit one hard enough to knock it prone. It was not knocked prone. I went on that! (King of Ork Skills)
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Aug 17, 2016 08:45
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Nope. Stunned for forever because you rolled high.
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Aug 17, 2016 09:42
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Such excite! My plan of putting Gretchins in trenchcoats has paid off. largely. Gtetchin's Terminal. Veloxyll fucked around with this message at 14:24 on Sep 6, 2016 |
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And abandoning that world to Godzilla. After calling in the Ecclisarchy. Also: "I terrify them"
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