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autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005
:qq: WHINY SHITHEAD :qq:
*drops mic*

Funky See Funky Do posted:

O.C.P.D.

Officer Stan Blanket has earned the respect of the law enforcement community by using his crippling Obsessive Compulsive Disorder to solve cases no-one could. But his skills are put to the test when a young woman is abducted by a crazed serial killer. Can Stan organize his desk before it's too late?

I think I'm describing a show that was actually on air.

Monk. You're thinking of Monk. This was a real show, yeah.

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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Monk

Christian Slater moves to tibet, and becomes a buddhist monk, to escape a 400$ debt owed to AT&T. His best friend is a spider monkey.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
BBW Patrol
When a twitter hashtag campaign creates a PR nightmare for the LAPD, they decide the best way to dispel accusations of both sexism and fat shaming is to create a new special squad of all fat women. Starring Melissa McCarthy as one of the fat women.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Artificial Intelligence
A sad robot with severe self esteem issues comes to terms with his crippling anxiety when he meets the girl of his dreams, an obese android with autism and no self respect. Together they live a mediocre life, spending most of their time on the internet doing nothing of value

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
a jeopardy spin-off where the questions are given as questions and the answers are given as answers

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
a jeopardy spin-off where the host hunts the contestants throughout the jungles of Tioman Island, Malaysia

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Dicks 2.0

A laugh luncheonette of the funniest, wackiest most off-the-wall dick pics from all around the internet. Hosted by Tom Kenny

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

JiveHonky posted:

Dicks 2.0

A laugh luncheonette of the funniest, wackiest most off-the-wall dick pics from all around the internet. Hosted by Tom Kenny

Only if Tom Kenny does the Spongebob laugh constantly.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Applewhite posted:

Only if Tom Kenny does the Spongebob laugh constantly.

i will add to my notes, thanks

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
hog men
a group of highschool friends inherit a hog farm from their dead social studies teacher. but what they didnt know is that the hogs are haunted. each hog is inhabited by the spirit of an important historical figure. lots of laughs and learning too in this rated X educational adventure.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
The Most Dangerous Game: Swimsuit Edition
Episode 6: Contestants' weapons are replaced with squirt guns filled with industrial lubricant.
Episode 7: Contestants' lighters and matches taken away

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Dougses' Higher Education
A game show where three lifelong teetotalers are asked trivia questions. During the first round, hosted by Doug Stanhope, the contestants are made to drink six strong cocktails and eat a very strong edible on an empty stomach before being asked general knowledge questions. The person scoring lowest in this round is eliminated. There is an hour long break between the first and second round, allowing the edibles from the first round to kick in. The second round is hosted by Doug Benson, and the questions are more esoteric and pop-culture oriented. The higher scoring contestant moves on to the final round, during which they compete only against themselves. In this round they have to solve a short series of 8th grade level algebra word problems, pass a field sobriety test, and look at a series of goofy photoshopped images without laughing even though the audience and the hosts are allowed to laugh at them.

If they win the third round they get $5000 cash, but if they lose, they only receive $2000 and a YouTube link of the episode gets sent to their loved ones. Losing before the third round does not incur the penalty of getting the video sent to their loved ones, though, adding another layer of risk vs. reward. Coming in second gets you $1000, and coming in third gets you a measly $250, but really everyone on the show is a winner because they got to get high and drunk for money and be on tv.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Bikini Patrol
Jason Bikini is a different kind of cop: he's extremely, extremely gay and makes out with men on camera a lot. A very gay series where there are lots of muscular men in speedos prancing about showing off their pecs, abs and bulges. Also starring: no women whatsoever.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Don't Wake Daddy
Based upon the popular board game of the same name, contestants must attempt to escape from a locked suburban home in the dead of night without being caught by Craig "Daddy" Tucker, or else they're sent to their room with a ferocious spanking! Now recast with adult contestants!

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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The turd watcher
A specialist who tracks criminals by observing their feces is called into the FBI to hunt down a serial killer who murders his victims with poos

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Husky Teen Problems

Marvin Salts is a husky teen with husky problems. His mother is a rapist and his father is a rapist, not to mention his teachers at school are rapists and Marvin is even starting to suspect the girl he has a crush on might be, you got it, a rapist. Remember, every episode is a very special episode of Husky Teen Problems.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
The Gooniverse
Tired 30-something males read aloud their favorite jokes and risque quips from internet comedy forum Something Awful while seated comfortably on their home toilet. Think "The Guild" but no one even pretends that they're good friends or charismatic or that they're even aware they're on camera.

Dinosaurmageddon fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Apr 5, 2016

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Here Comes the Airplane

Each week your mom recreates the September 11th terrorist attacks by destroying a scale model of the twin towers with a spoonful food you hate. From mashed peas to broccoli we commemorate this tragic day in history.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

The Butt Fumble Chronicles

Scientists and amateurs try to recreate the butt fumble, with hilarious and sometimes sexy results.

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
Show where a very fatherly looking guy yells at you about your disappointing behavior for half an hour.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

OctoberBlues posted:

The Butt Fumble Chronicles

Scientists and amateurs try to recreate the butt fumble, with hilarious and sometimes sexy results.

The Butt Fumble was lightning in a bottle, there's no way they can recreate it.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
The Most Popular Show in the World
A show with no real plot but tons of characters and any of them could hook up with any other at any time. Each character is really distinct and there's at least one with whom you'll identify. Who's your favorite character? Who do you ship them with? Take this online quiz to see which character you are! The last episode was kind of dissatisfying, your fanfiction was much better. Don't miss the episode where the grouchy character has a moment of tenderness, and especially don't miss the episode where the soft spoken character blows his top!
You have consumed ten times more fan generated material for this show than actual show content to the point where you can't tell what is real anymore.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Applewhite posted:

The Butt Fumble was lightning in a bottle, there's no way they can recreate it.

Or can they?? Tune in at 6 on Ion Television to find out!

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Boxing for Bitcoins

Libertarian cryptonerds fight it out on a barge in international waters for a cut of the bitcoins illegally gambled on the fights. In the twist ending, it turns out the producers ran away with the bitcoins the studio was hacked and all the bitcoins were stolen.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Dark Knight Moon

A miniseries where actors who have played Batman read Goodnight Moon. Surprise guest episode where Danny DeVito reads it while dressed as the Penguin.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Greedy Ugly Stupid Little Midgets

Tune in for the show that answers the question "what WON'T a crappy little primordial dwarf do for cash?" Turns out these pint-sized paycheck hounds will stoop to almost anything to make a buck! Hosted by Yao Ming

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
The Laugh Power Half Hour!
30 (22) minutes of just clips of people laughing. The idea is that laughter is infectious and if people will laugh because a laugh track told them something is funny, why even write a script?

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Corporate Personhood

The gmail servers gain sentience and with the help of a bumbling IT nerd this new artificial intelligence fights crime. There's also a romantic subplot where it falls in love with Hillary Clinton's e-mail server.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Can a Chipmunk Kill a Human?

Each week it will be one human vs one chipmunk in a fight to the death. Except the human will always be tied down to a table and various things will be done to the humans to make the chipmunks more interested in eating them.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Applewhite posted:

BBW Patrol
When a twitter hashtag campaign creates a PR nightmare for the LAPD, they decide the best way to dispel accusations of both sexism and fat shaming is to create a new special squad of all fat women. Starring Melissa McCarthy as one of the fat women.

Actually an adaptation of the successful British tv show The Frying Squad

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Werner Herzog Narrates

We paid Werner Herzog $500 to narrate a bunch of videos we stole from Worldstarhiphop.com

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Knife Tomb Meet You

Cutco sales reps are sealed in an underground concrete bunker and must fight in a winner-take-all tournament for not only their lives but for the revenue from all the knives they've sold to viewers.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Celebrity Vanity Project

Celebrities are brought to a woodshop and tasked with building vanities which will be auctioned off, the proceeds going to their favorite charities. At least one celebrity is disqualified for building a dresser.

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

Uncle Moe and Baby No

They drive around town at high speeds in a motorized hot dog cart just barely clipping civilians because Uncle Moe has to be a good uncle and keep Baby No from crying

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

Digital Future 3000

Neon laced cars race up and down a constantly strobing highway, changing lanes as fast as possible to hit glowing holographic ads for pharmaceuticals in an effort to win free samples.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Schindler's List: The Series

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
NASCAR Wives

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

GoPro Hidden Inside A Baseball Bat Consumer Electronics Store Showdown

Our producer will pay for someone's family's health insurance if they can get us 22 minutes of footage before being ejected from the "Best Buy Arena" by employees or police

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Statutory Ape

An actor who is also a talking ape with a pessimistic worldview tries to escape being typecast as the role that made him famous, a talking ape in a children's TV show explaining the age of consent laws in all 50 states. Special appearances by his wacky educational television mascot contemporaries Let's Do Mathemonkey, Income Tax Cheetah, and Compulsive Masturbeagle

"Remember, kids! Better safe than rape...fuh"

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gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Jump/Cuts
Unrelated images shown in sequence, with no image on the screen for more than 7 seconds. Designed to break down the conscious mind and make it more susceptible to advertising.

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