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Fried Watermelon posted:
wtf is this garbage who cares who gives a rats rear end i want to play overwatch instead of reading your posts fried wtermelon
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 00:22 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 17:28 |
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they lost my money when they fixed the rear end expanding bug
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 00:23 |
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When you luck into a great new feature what idiot was like no we can't have the rear end embiggening skeletal morph in the game. I'll tell you who some dweebus guy eyeballing the kinda big nosed chick with a sidebuzz at the meeting who draws concept art of trees or some poo poo and deciding to step to the plate and make his move
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 00:26 |
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Shaquin posted:they lost my money when they fixed the rear end expanding bug What are you talking about? She's still in the game.
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 00:26 |
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I want a game like Overwatch, except instead of guns and murder it's sex and penetration whoever fucks the most wins the round, well I haven't worked out the details yet
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 00:30 |
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Shaquin posted:When you luck into a great new feature what idiot was like no we can't have the rear end embiggening skeletal morph in the game. I'll tell you who some dweebus guy eyeballing the kinda big nosed chick with a sidebuzz at the meeting who draws concept art of trees or some poo poo and deciding to step to the plate and make his move
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 00:32 |
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Zzulu posted:I want a game like Overwatch, except instead of guns and murder it's sex and penetration theres a lovecraftian mmo called Revival that is being "developed" by the star citizen people or w/e you get buffs in the game by having gross people sex but currently it is a house simulator
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 00:35 |
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A Stupid Baby posted:I have yet to play it but depending on the map size 6v6 could be pretty good. Honestly once you got past 24 people even Battlefield felt like a godawful mess. Yeah but it allows for people who are awful at shooters like myself to actually get some kills out of accidentally throwing a grenade into the wrong room. 6v6 is probably great for the hard core shooter fanatics, but you wont see casuals going near it until they go bigger. Way bigger. I mean, if that's what they want, awesome. It's why a lot of us wont play DOTA and other competitive games. But have no problem jumping into 64 player maps and randomly shooting at poo poo and getting kills and having fun doing it.
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 00:35 |
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it will almost certainly have matchmaking, meaning you're paired up against people approximately your skill level, or whatever the system thinks is your skill level. people who are faking a low skill level get booted to a higher one pretty quickly, and then have to go to the trouble of making another smurf if they really want to kill newbies.
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 01:01 |
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That flexing rear end gif is haunting me. I need more.
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 01:51 |
Putty posted:Ever since DOTA2 came out they took devs out of the TF2 team until it consisted only of Doobie and his possums so there's like one update a year now. lol valve cancelled dota 2's holiday events too valve's become incredibly lazy + realizing how easy they can get money from the dota crowd without actually providing anything
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 02:01 |
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I wanna play this game so badly, I wish they gave me a beta key. Fuckers i played so much warcraft 3 and vanilla WoW and i bought starcraft 2 and played the campaign, they can't even show any appreciation for me and let me play in the beta
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 02:05 |
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notZaar posted:That flexing rear end gif is haunting me. I need more. its gone forever
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 02:05 |
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Fonzarelli posted:I wanna play this game so badly, I wish they gave me a beta key. Fuckers i played so much warcraft 3 and vanilla WoW and i bought starcraft 2 and played the campaign, they can't even show any appreciation for me and let me play in the beta Agreed but i own even more of their poo poo
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 02:32 |
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There are only two people currently working on HL3 btw.
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 02:46 |
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Putty posted:There are only two people currently working on HL3 btw. It only took one man to make Undertale
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 02:55 |
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Overwatch is going out of their way to cover everyone's fetishes.
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 03:14 |
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:Overwatch is going out of their way to cover everyone's fetishes. my fetish is the big monkey man
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 03:15 |
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I remember playing Portal and thinking that it was going to be really loving awesome when they incorporated the portal gun in HL3.
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 03:38 |
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Philthy posted:6v6 is probably great for the hard core shooter fanatics, but you wont see casuals going near it until they go bigger. Way bigger. I p. much have casually played only shooters for a long time now, and after getting burnt out on many years of crazed 32v32 BF matches etc. I am loving r6:seige 5v5. gently caress huge servers.
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 04:03 |
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somewhere, some dude got trapped in a freezer working at his dumb day job and got frozen alive he's going to thaw out several years later and find out he lives in a dystopic world where he is the last man on earth who cares about HL3
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 04:28 |
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Putty posted:somewhere, some dude got trapped in a freezer working at his dumb day job and got frozen alive More like, his severely freezerburned corpse is going to thaw out and immediately disintegrate.
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 04:31 |
HL2:EP2 ends in a really horseshit place to go welp we like developing infrastructure, hardware, bullshit mobas and tech demos more so we're going to never cop to being done with the series, but we're done.
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 04:35 |
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blizzard's games have been poo poo for more than a decade, this will be no exception. lol at anyone in this thread who is hopeful despite the evidence or worse yet basic enough to enjoy this garbage. edit yeah valve sucks now too they are basically hat makers for other people's games. it's like if a modder in his parents basement was a gigantic company full of people somehow.
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 04:41 |
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hemophilia posted:HL2:EP2 ends in a really horseshit place to go welp we like developing infrastructure, hardware, bullshit mobas and tech demos more so we're going to never cop to being done with the series, but we're done. in another five years they'll retcon the ending so Grodon is killed as well, and the last thing you see is Alex putting the gravity gun in her mouth...
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 04:51 |
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the age of blizzard is over.
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 04:52 |
EngineerSean posted:in another five years they'll retcon the ending so Grodon is killed as well, and the last thing you see is Alex putting the gravity gun in her mouth... Just get G-Man lines recorded for some god drat loving closure in case the retard dies like Dork Big Brother did
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 05:00 |
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Spidder posted:LOL if you pay anything at all let alone full price for an arena battle game with no story, no campaign aka no production values. That poo poo supposed to be free or 1$ on steam or something or maybe come as the extra online component on top of an actual game you can play through, what the hell? In theory I agree, but the story is the worst part of a modern Blizzard game. The production values keep getting higher, the stories keep getting worse. It's goddamn bizarre how big a step down StarCraft 2's story was when StarCraft just had some talking heads yell at you before a mission. Making games without any real story is probably their smartest new move.
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 05:04 |
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where oh where in the world is Corporal Shepard
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 05:19 |
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Putty posted:where oh where in the world is Corporal Shepard I found him http://store.steampowered.com/app/399120/
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 05:56 |
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:Overwatch is going out of their way to cover everyone's fetishes. Which one is the big titty bitch?
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 06:24 |
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VendaGoat posted:Which one is the big titty bitch? The fat snowslut.
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 06:27 |
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:The fat snowslut. Yah, I'm pretty sure you have "brain problems"
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 06:29 |
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VendaGoat posted:Yah, I'm pretty sure you have "brain problems" Why don't you post some more agreeing with people about fish smelling genitals from rubber cosplay, creepshow.
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 06:30 |
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Sorry, you "cosplay photog" as you refer to yourself, as you creep around cons looking for upskirts.
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 06:31 |
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:Why don't you post some more agreeing with people about fish smelling genitals from rubber cosplay, creepshow. Kill yourself
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 06:31 |
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"God I just love following young girls around to sniff their costumes" - VendaGoat
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 06:35 |
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:"God I just love following young girls around to sniff their costumes" - VendaGoat overwatch sounds like a neat game
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 06:44 |
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Putty posted:where oh where in the world is Corporal Shepard He had quite a journey
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 08:59 |
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Applewhite posted:I'm gonna need to see more pictures of the female characters' butts before I can really make a decision about this game. Ok... It should be noted that the models of Tracer and Widowmaker, as well as D.Va, have been hacked and have already made their way into Source Porn...I mean Film Maker. Yes, even before the game has been properly released.
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# ? Feb 27, 2016 10:57 |