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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Fried Watermelon posted:



Here is an example of what could drop in Vanilla D3. This is a Wizard set item, supposed to be INT based and Arcane Power as a resource.

DEX, Armor, MF, Rend, are all horrible for a wizard. 3% as a set bonus sucks, now the set bonuses are in the 100's if not 1000's of %.

If I recall correctly the item drops were slightly based on what was currently on the REAL MONEY AUCTION HALL, so you'd have to pay for the better items because they'd drop less since people were putting them up for sale.

The only way I can enjoy Blizz games now are at a competitive level, since it's either all based on luck or incredible grinds, or paying money to unlock poo poo.

Sucks that at a competitive level you also need to play hundreds of hours to keep your skills and reaction speed up, so if you have a life you are done.

wtf is this garbage who cares who gives a rats rear end i want to play overwatch instead of reading your posts fried wtermelon

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Shaquin
May 12, 2007
they lost my money when they fixed the rear end expanding bug

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
When you luck into a great new feature what idiot was like no we can't have the rear end embiggening skeletal morph in the game. I'll tell you who some dweebus guy eyeballing the kinda big nosed chick with a sidebuzz at the meeting who draws concept art of trees or some poo poo and deciding to step to the plate and make his move

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Shaquin posted:

they lost my money when they fixed the rear end expanding bug

What are you talking about? She's still in the game. :v:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I want a game like Overwatch, except instead of guns and murder it's sex and penetration

whoever fucks the most wins the round,

well I haven't worked out the details yet

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

Shaquin posted:

When you luck into a great new feature what idiot was like no we can't have the rear end embiggening skeletal morph in the game. I'll tell you who some dweebus guy eyeballing the kinda big nosed chick with a sidebuzz at the meeting who draws concept art of trees or some poo poo and deciding to step to the plate and make his move

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Zzulu posted:

I want a game like Overwatch, except instead of guns and murder it's sex and penetration

whoever fucks the most wins the round,

well I haven't worked out the details yet

theres a lovecraftian mmo called Revival that is being "developed" by the star citizen people or w/e

you get buffs in the game by having gross people sex but currently it is a house simulator

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

A Stupid Baby posted:

I have yet to play it but depending on the map size 6v6 could be pretty good. Honestly once you got past 24 people even Battlefield felt like a godawful mess.

Yeah but it allows for people who are awful at shooters like myself to actually get some kills out of accidentally throwing a grenade into the wrong room. 6v6 is probably great for the hard core shooter fanatics, but you wont see casuals going near it until they go bigger. Way bigger.

I mean, if that's what they want, awesome. It's why a lot of us wont play DOTA and other competitive games. But have no problem jumping into 64 player maps and randomly shooting at poo poo and getting kills and having fun doing it.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
it will almost certainly have matchmaking, meaning you're paired up against people approximately your skill level, or whatever the system thinks is your skill level.

people who are faking a low skill level get booted to a higher one pretty quickly, and then have to go to the trouble of making another smurf if they really want to kill newbies.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
That flexing rear end gif is haunting me. I need more.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

Putty posted:

Ever since DOTA2 came out they took devs out of the TF2 team until it consisted only of Doobie and his possums so there's like one update a year now.

They cancelled Halloween and Christmas events last year.

lol

valve cancelled dota 2's holiday events too

valve's become incredibly lazy + realizing how easy they can get money from the dota crowd without actually providing anything

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

I wanna play this game so badly, I wish they gave me a beta key. Fuckers i played so much warcraft 3 and vanilla WoW and i bought starcraft 2 and played the campaign, they can't even show any appreciation for me and let me play in the beta

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

notZaar posted:

That flexing rear end gif is haunting me. I need more.

its gone forever

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax

Fonzarelli posted:

I wanna play this game so badly, I wish they gave me a beta key. Fuckers i played so much warcraft 3 and vanilla WoW and i bought starcraft 2 and played the campaign, they can't even show any appreciation for me and let me play in the beta

Agreed but i own even more of their poo poo

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
There are only two people currently working on HL3 btw.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Putty posted:

There are only two people currently working on HL3 btw.

It only took one man to make Undertale :cheeky:

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Overwatch is going out of their way to cover everyone's fetishes.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Overwatch is going out of their way to cover everyone's fetishes.

my fetish is the big monkey man

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
I remember playing Portal and thinking that it was going to be really loving awesome when they incorporated the portal gun in HL3.

The Royal Nonesuch
Nov 1, 2005

Philthy posted:

6v6 is probably great for the hard core shooter fanatics, but you wont see casuals going near it until they go bigger. Way bigger.


I p. much have casually played only shooters for a long time now, and after getting burnt out on many years of crazed 32v32 BF matches etc. I am loving r6:seige 5v5. gently caress huge servers.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
somewhere, some dude got trapped in a freezer working at his dumb day job and got frozen alive

he's going to thaw out several years later and find out he lives in a dystopic world where he is the last man on earth who cares about HL3

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Putty posted:

somewhere, some dude got trapped in a freezer working at his dumb day job and got frozen alive

he's going to thaw out several years later and find out he lives in a dystopic world where he is the last man on earth who cares about HL3

More like, his severely freezerburned corpse is going to thaw out and immediately disintegrate.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


HL2:EP2 ends in a really horseshit place to go welp we like developing infrastructure, hardware, bullshit mobas and tech demos more so we're going to never cop to being done with the series, but we're done.

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
blizzard's games have been poo poo for more than a decade, this will be no exception. lol at anyone in this thread who is hopeful despite the evidence or worse yet basic enough to enjoy this garbage.

edit yeah valve sucks now too they are basically hat makers for other people's games. it's like if a modder in his parents basement was a gigantic company full of people somehow.

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

hemophilia posted:

HL2:EP2 ends in a really horseshit place to go welp we like developing infrastructure, hardware, bullshit mobas and tech demos more so we're going to never cop to being done with the series, but we're done.

in another five years they'll retcon the ending so Grodon is killed as well, and the last thing you see is Alex putting the gravity gun in her mouth...

Jst0rm
Sep 16, 2012
Grimey Drawer
the age of blizzard is over.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


EngineerSean posted:

in another five years they'll retcon the ending so Grodon is killed as well, and the last thing you see is Alex putting the gravity gun in her mouth...

Just get G-Man lines recorded for some god drat loving closure in case the retard dies like Dork Big Brother did

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Spidder posted:

LOL if you pay anything at all let alone full price for an arena battle game with no story, no campaign aka no production values. That poo poo supposed to be free or 1$ on steam or something or maybe come as the extra online component on top of an actual game you can play through, what the hell?

In theory I agree, but the story is the worst part of a modern Blizzard game. The production values keep getting higher, the stories keep getting worse. It's goddamn bizarre how big a step down StarCraft 2's story was when StarCraft just had some talking heads yell at you before a mission. Making games without any real story is probably their smartest new move.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
where oh where in the world is Corporal Shepard

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Putty posted:

where oh where in the world is Corporal Shepard

I found him http://store.steampowered.com/app/399120/

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Overwatch is going out of their way to cover everyone's fetishes.

Which one is the big titty bitch?

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

VendaGoat posted:

Which one is the big titty bitch?

The fat snowslut.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

The fat snowslut.

Yah, I'm pretty sure you have "brain problems"

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

VendaGoat posted:

Yah, I'm pretty sure you have "brain problems"

Why don't you post some more agreeing with people about fish smelling genitals from rubber cosplay, creepshow.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Sorry, you "cosplay photog" as you refer to yourself, as you creep around cons looking for upskirts.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Why don't you post some more agreeing with people about fish smelling genitals from rubber cosplay, creepshow.

:lol: Kill yourself

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
"God I just love following young girls around to sniff their costumes" - VendaGoat

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

"God I just love following young girls around to sniff their costumes" - VendaGoat

overwatch sounds like a neat game

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Putty posted:

where oh where in the world is Corporal Shepard

He had quite a journey

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Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Applewhite posted:

I'm gonna need to see more pictures of the female characters' butts before I can really make a decision about this game.

Ok...







It should be noted that the models of Tracer and Widowmaker, as well as D.Va, have been hacked and have already made their way into Source Porn...I mean Film Maker.

Yes, even before the game has been properly released.

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