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greetings, fuckin losers. my name is forums poster dickeye. I like bad movies. i don't mean that fuckin pissbaby Sharknado asylum bullshit where everyone's winking at you going "EH?? EH?? GET IT??? ITS BAD!!!!!" i mean bad fuckin movies, movies that are incomprehensible and strange and you just don't know how they exist i also like weird movies, movies normal people have never heard of, on a level beyond like "oh man check out this deep cut from a famous guy" bullshit. i also like sharing these things with people. i used to stream things on a regular basis. i'm too lazy to do that now, though, so i decided to start throwing poo poo on youtube and posting a thread every month, kinda like movie of the month but weirder this month i decided i'm gonna tell you all about the strangest fuckin movie i've ever seen: Magic Lizard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aDOj43mPnQ Magic Lizard is a thai movie, about a magic lizard. it has blatantly stolen footage from Ultraman in it, and illegal footage of the royal family. i have no way to explain the plot, as there are no subtitles and according to native thai speakers, the dialog is all loving gibberish anyway. it's 103 minutes of fuckin insanity and the hijinx of a magic lizard. a water buffalo poops, on screen. i dont remember anything else from this, because my brain blocked it out in self defense. please, join me. share in my pain. watch Magic Lizard: The Lizard Magic Story
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Cacator posted:I showed some friends Hausu recently and they were blown away but doubted if anything could live up to it. Is this it? Is it the answer to my prayers? it's not good at all. i need to stress this. there is absolutely no metric by which Magic Lizard is anything short of a nightmarish fever dream, the cinematic equivalent of getting high on bath salts and punching yourself in the dick for 103 minutes. that said, it's fuckin weird
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Feb 26, 2016 22:59
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Mecha Gojira posted:No, it's seriously that bad of a film. Pretty sure when we first watched it with Dickeye, we had to convince each other to keep going like a suicide pact. yyyyyyup remember when all we saw were the clips in American Dream, American Nightmare and thought it would be good?????
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Feb 26, 2016 23:02
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Kart Barfunkel posted:Can we get a time stamp on the buffalo poo poo? yeah somewhere between the beginning and the end eat poo poo, watch the drat movie and if you're good i'll post something enjoyably bad next month
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Feb 27, 2016 00:53
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Skwirl posted:Dickeye, why is it blocked in foreign countries, didn't your friend upload it to youtube? You should see if they can fix that. Blame your lovely garbage country, I have no idea why it's blocked cat doter posted:I'll never understand why people subject themselves to terrible movies, especially ones where something shits in a dude's mouth Personally I enjoy trying to figure out what was going through someone's head when they made a terrible piece of poo poo, and there's something endearing about movies that while not good are clearly labors of love, like Miami Connection And then there's awful, bizarre bullshit that has to be seen to be believed
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Feb 27, 2016 06:53
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I'd like to point out that his other Ultraman movies are also bootleg and 7 Ultraman is straight up riffing on Ultrman 7 Thank you for that dope post. God knows I'm not digging deep on Magic Lizard
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Feb 27, 2016 17:50
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Mecha Gojira posted:It's a reference to the 7 Ultra Brothers as opposed to just stealing Ultraseven's name and writing it backwards, in case anyone is confused. well that's good to know, if you like knowing about ultraman, which is dumb and sucks
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Feb 27, 2016 19:50
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Mecha Gojira posted:Actually, Ultraman is fun and cool. You just wouldn't know it from watching the film Magic Lizard. i disagree, there's no motorcycle-riding cyborg bugmen doin karate and making poo poo explode thus its idiot baby bullshit
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Feb 27, 2016 20:36
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Burkion posted:Yeah there is. kamen rider grows, i do not acknowledge the legitimacy of this film
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Feb 27, 2016 20:55
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mr. stefan posted:Um sir you will find that in Kamen rider J, the titular rider can grow to giant size, furthermore, He is also a pretender to the throne
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Feb 28, 2016 03:05
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Black Bones posted:Aw, it's apparently too magical or too lizard to watch in no thats the sequel 2lizard2magic: buffalo poo poo
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