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Best part of the film is that the plot is actually resolved when he awakens the statue to fly into space, like 10 minutes in. Rest of the movie doesn't have a plot, just a bunch of unrelated vignettes of Magic Lizard and/or random Thai actors being complete goofuses. The film is magic. Lizard Magic.
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2016 22:19 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 19:14 |
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No, it's seriously that bad of a film. Pretty sure when we first watched it with Dickeye, we had to convince each other to keep going like a suicide pact.
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2016 23:02 |
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Who are these guys? Why are they in a cave talking to skeletons? Where is and what does this have to do with Magic Lizard. All questions never answered in the film Magic Lizard.
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2016 23:28 |
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Literally The Worst posted:I'd like to point out that his other Ultraman movies are also bootleg and 7 Ultraman is straight up riffing on Ultrman 7 It's a reference to the 7 Ultra Brothers as opposed to just stealing Ultraseven's name and writing it backwards, in case anyone is confused.
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2016 19:12 |
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Literally The Worst posted:well that's good to know, if you like knowing about ultraman, which is dumb and sucks Actually, Ultraman is fun and cool. You just wouldn't know it from watching the film Magic Lizard.
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2016 19:52 |
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What would Ultraman even do with a motorcycle? He's 150 ft tall and flies through space. But that's neither here nor there. The real question is why Magic Lizard? WHY?
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2016 21:03 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 19:14 |
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The only parts I remember from the movie on that poster are the roller skates and the monkey-eating crocodile. Wait, am I remembering that correctly? For some reason I really think the crocodile eating monkeys was a bit in the movie. I know it ate a naked lady.
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2016 23:36 |