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Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Pew pew

It's another shooting thread

quote:

BELFAIR, Wash. — Authorities say a gunman killed four people in a home in rural Washington state before fatally shooting himself after an hourslong standoff.

Mason County sheriff’s Chief Deputy Ryan Spurling says the gunman had called 911 on Friday to say he shot and killed his family. A girl who survived has been taken to the hospital.

Authorities say officers negotiated with the man for about three hours before they entered the home and found the people dead.

Spurling says the gunman shot and killed himself.

Pew pew

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Fat Lowtax posted:

Pew pew

It's another shooting thread


Pew pew

thanks gbs rss!

:firstpost:

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i think he works from home, OP

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
i wonder what movie that guy watched to convince himself any of it was the right thing to do

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

redm posted:

i wonder what movie that guy watched to convince himself any of it was the right thing to do
honey, i shot the kids

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

symbolic posted:

honey, i shot the kids

haha

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I'm not sure, but a lady we know was convinced to have 8 kids by her Christian missionary husband and he molested like 5 of them

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i burned the chitlens, burned em with my beans

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

I'm not sure, but a lady we know was convinced to have 8 kids by her Christian missionary husband and he molested like 5 of them
what was wrong with the other three??

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
dont know dont care op


this doesnt concern me

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

I'm not sure, but a lady we know was convinced to have 8 kids by her Christian missionary husband and he molested like 5 of them

that would make sibling rivalry awkward

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

I'm not sure, but a lady we know was convinced to have 8 kids by her Christian missionary husband and he molested like 5 of them

Well, Jesus did say "Don't spare the rod"...

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax
I'm having a ton of kids just so they can shoot other people, and die, inshallah

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
.625 is a pretty good batting average really if you're into molesting and suchlike

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Fat Lowtax posted:

Pew pew

It's another shooting thread


Pew pew
pre:
Hollis Brown
He lived on the outside of town
Hollis Brown
He lived on the outside of town
With his wife and five children
And his cabin broken down

Where you looked for work and money
And you walked a rugged mile
You looked for work and money
And you walked a rugged mile
Your children are so hungry
That they don't know how to smile

Your baby's eyes look crazy
They're a-tuggin' at your sleeve
Your baby's eyes look crazy
They're a-tuggin' at your sleeve
You walk the floor and wonder why
With every breath you breathe

The rats have got your flour
Bad blood it got your mare
The rats have got your flour
Bad blood it got your mare
Is there anyone who knows?
Is there anyone who cares?

So you prayed to the Lord above
Please send you a friend
Yes you prayed to the Lord above
Please send you a friend
But your empty pockets tell you
That you ain't got no friends

Your babies are cryin' louder now
It's poundin' in your brain
Your babies are cryin' louder now
It's poundin' in your brain
Your wife's screams are stabbin' you
Like the dirty drivin' rain

Your grass is turnin' black
There's no water in your well
Your grass is turnin' black
There's no water in your well
You spent your last dollar
On seven shotgun shells

Way out in the wilderness
A cold coyote calls
Way out in the wilderness
A cold coyote calls
Your eyes fix on the shotgun
That's hangin' on the wall

Your brain is a-bleedin' now
Your legs can't seem to stand
Your brain is a-bleedin' now
Your legs can't seem to stand
Your eyes fix on the shotgun
That you're holdin' in your hand

There's seven breezes blowin'
All around the cabin door
There's seven breezes blowin'
All around the cabin door
Seven shots ring out
Like the ocean's poundin' roar

There's seven people dead
On a south Dakota farm
There's seven people dead
On a south Dakota farm
Somewhere in the distance
Seven new people are born

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



symbolic posted:

honey, i shot the kids

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
lol m-m-m-m-MONSTERKILL KILL KILLL

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
my breakingnews feed is saying a shooting at a movie theater in Miami

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
it doesn't matter, nothing matters

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
psych I'm actually extremely sad about this

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
I don't think joking about murder-suicides involving children is funny, OP.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Why did he shoot them. Why did he shoot those people that were his family.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

a hole-y ghost posted:

Why did he shoot them. Why did he shoot those people that were his family.

maybe his kid was jon pop

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

jackyl posted:

maybe his kid was jon pop



jon pop gon a jail

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/feb/27/teenager-who-raped-and-killed-maths-teacher-sentenced-to-life-in-prison

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

quote:

I wonder if anyone has a ton of kids just so they can shoot them all + die

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/19_Kids_and_Counting

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.

finally, a "tragedy" i could get behind!

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

i run a farm so i need a lot of kids


its a kid farm


bahh

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

a hole-y ghost posted:

Why did he shoot them. Why did he shoot those people that were his family.

Caught them with another dad

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Too white and too tall imo.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

No wonder gun people want high capacity magazines.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
looks like he wont be the head of a major corporation, nor will his children. unless that girl survives, i guess. godspeed.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
One man's secret trick against overpopulation and western imperialism!

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jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
fart

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