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im not jackin my tiny peen anymore. no jizz spurtin from these ol' beans. anyone else down?
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what about making love
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Feb 27, 2016 04:57
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Not very logical.
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Feb 27, 2016 04:57
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I was going to post a GIF of a man collecting poop from porta pottys and then dumping it in his rear end in a top hat with some sperm, making GBS threads it out into a bag, and then bathing in it. But I guess you are just going to have to use your imagination
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Feb 27, 2016 04:58
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logical phalluses posted:im not jackin my tiny peen anymore. no jizz spurtin from these ol' beans. anyone else down? yes, but not intentionally. Ya see, i herniated a disc in my back recently and its pressing against my sciatic nerve which is interfering with the ol' squirtin mechanism in my peener, making me dribble out like a burnt out porn star
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Feb 27, 2016 04:59
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ContraBoss posted:yes, but not intentionally. Ya see, i herniated a disc in my back recently and its pressing against my sciatic nerve which is interfering with the ol' squirtin mechanism in my peener, making me dribble out like burnt out porn star sorry about your prost
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Feb 27, 2016 05:00
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ContraBoss posted:yes, but not intentionally. Ya see, i herniated a disc in my back recently and its pressing against my sciatic nerve which is interfering with the ol' squirtin mechanism in my peener, making me dribble out like a burnt out porn star will it ever go back to normal
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Feb 27, 2016 05:00
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Commie NedFlanders posted:what about making love naw i don't do that
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Feb 27, 2016 05:01
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Shaquin posted:sorry about your prost thanks man. if anyone wants to lend me a hand, or even just a finger, I reckon much would be obliged 
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Feb 27, 2016 05:03
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im going to jack off twice as much now
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Feb 27, 2016 05:03
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logical phalluses posted:will it ever go back to normal Usually. Depends on how much physical therapy i decide to sandbag
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Feb 27, 2016 05:04
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Enfield posted:im going to jack off twice as much now great jerk ethic
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Feb 27, 2016 05:04
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im sure somebody gives a gently caress op
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Feb 27, 2016 05:05
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thathonkey posted:im sure somebody gives a gently caress op yah ur mum
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Feb 27, 2016 05:09
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slackin' on jackin'
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Feb 27, 2016 05:11
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i care so loving much about your penis and its lack of activities
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Feb 27, 2016 05:34
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maybe start again?
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Feb 27, 2016 05:38
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lmfbo hell no crankin my hog loving owns
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Feb 27, 2016 05:40
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op if u move your gut out of the way u can probably jack it again
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Feb 27, 2016 05:40
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I stop jackin it every time i come. Its not fun if you keep going. Sensible chiice op
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Feb 27, 2016 05:44
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congrats now ur gonna wake up pumpin cum into ur sweatpants at 3:30am when ur nutts begin to self-regulate again
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Feb 27, 2016 05:49
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Mariana Horchata posted:congrats now ur gonna wake up pumpin cum into ur pants at 3:30am when ur nutts begin to self-regulate again Havin sexy dreams and jizzin your pants and waking up and being like "oh nope still alone and a loser"
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Feb 27, 2016 05:51
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Isaac posted:Havin sexy dreams and jizzin your pants and waking up and being like "oh nope still alone and a loser" u forgot the cleanup of shame and self loathing while half awake op go back to getting the poison out on the reg otherwise ur mental state might decline edit: u could also manually evacuate ur nutts 100% (sans pornography if u prefer) every month or two so via milking the prostrate properly...do that and u probably wont ejac in ur sleep anymore. just consider it like medical upkeep, like a diabetic giving themselves insulin - rather than for pleasure or simple amusement. u just cant hold it in man, its impossible and bad like keeping lava beneath the earth's surface...and the more u hold it in the more force its going to blow out of u with Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 06:17 on Feb 27, 2016 |
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Mariana Horchata posted:u forgot the cleanup of shame and self loathing while half awake seriously OP, jackin it is the best way to get them endorphins flowing without a source of booty or drugs we're here to help you get back on your meat
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Feb 27, 2016 06:11
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also u prob dont know this but i will share this because i care for u...girls can actually smell the arsenal of semen inside of u because of all the desperation pheromones ur body is releasing at all times, kinda like an S.O.S. really but from ur private parts gl op, pls take our advise and release the doves. Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 06:26 on Feb 27, 2016 |
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Feb 27, 2016 06:21
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I jerk it when I want to.
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Feb 27, 2016 06:26
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That's great! Joining the Nofap community is a great way to "get a new grip on life". Here are some great Nofap sites! https://www.reddit.com/r/NoFap/ http://emergency.nofap.com/ If this doesn't work may I suggest killing yourself? 
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Feb 27, 2016 06:31
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me too OP
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Feb 27, 2016 06:32
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its called a refractory period
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Feb 27, 2016 06:33
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e: woops e2: i'll just edit this one when i start jackin it again to let you know e3: it's now Other Barry fucked around with this message at 06:35 on Feb 27, 2016 |
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Feb 27, 2016 06:33
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im not going to beat off for at least ten minutes
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Feb 27, 2016 07:15
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finally ran out of juice huh
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Feb 27, 2016 07:19
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*resumes*
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Feb 27, 2016 07:45
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fart
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Feb 27, 2016 07:48
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i like to j.o.
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Feb 27, 2016 08:02
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Pfft no way in hell i'm going back to loving my wife op
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Feb 27, 2016 08:04
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I haven't jacked off for 10 days OP... because that would be too much.
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Feb 27, 2016 08:09
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here i am jacking off...with a bit of a twist  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6KbEnGnymk
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Feb 27, 2016 08:51
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ever since ive stopped jacking it ive been surprisingly attracted to fat people wow one weird trick
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Feb 27, 2016 08:51
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I haven't jacked off for 10 days OP... because that would be too much. im with the hedberg estate we've backtraced this post and the cyberlawyers are on their way
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