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I pray that your posts get better
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Feb 28, 2016 05:43
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A real mastermind troll, that Carlin.
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Feb 28, 2016 05:45
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he's dead and i'm not so hah
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Feb 28, 2016 05:46
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Carlin rules
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Feb 28, 2016 05:46
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hosed up that you brought a corpse for us to look at
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Feb 28, 2016 05:47
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Carlin rules "Amen" 
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Feb 28, 2016 05:47
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geroge carlin sucks 
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Feb 28, 2016 05:50
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Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent... and so very appropriate. A Message by George Carlin: The Paradox of our Time The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings, but shorter tempers; wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less; we buy more, but enjoy it less. We have bigger houses and smaller families; more conveniences, but less time; We have more degrees, but less sense; more knowledge, but less judgment; more experts, but more problems; more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry too quickly, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too seldom, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life; we've added years to life, not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet the new neighbor. We've conquered outer space, but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things. We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've split the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information to produce more copies than ever, but have less communication. These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion; tall men, and short character; steep profits, and shallow relationships. These are the times of world peace, but domestic warfare; more leisure, but less fun; more kinds of food, but less nutrition. These are days of two incomes, but more divorce; of fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throw-away morality, one-night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the show window and nothing in the stockroom; a time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete.
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Feb 28, 2016 05:51
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I saw him live a few years ago. He was pretty old.
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Feb 28, 2016 05:53
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When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops got really dark near the end.
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Feb 28, 2016 05:56
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get banned
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Feb 28, 2016 05:56
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He went a little old dude crazy at the man but I still like him
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Feb 28, 2016 05:56
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Remember when he transitioned from comedian to bitter old crank? Yeah, I thought it was pathetic too.
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Feb 28, 2016 05:57
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BigBoss posted:Remember when he transitioned from comedian to bitter old crank? Yeah, I thought it was pathetic too. Wait till this poo poo happens to you.
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Feb 28, 2016 05:59
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VendaGoat posted:Wait till this poo poo happens to you. my nigga have u read gbs juvenoia has p much taken over
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Feb 28, 2016 06:05
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When George Carlin was younger, he looked a bit like Jesus. Y'know, the Jesus who probably doesn't look like real Jesus. When people see Jesus in their toast, is it really younger George Carlin?
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Feb 28, 2016 06:09
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:When George Carlin was younger, he looked a bit like Jesus. georgie must have been swole af 
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Feb 28, 2016 06:10
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Robo Reagan posted:my nigga have u read gbs juvenoia has p much taken over How is this different than the past loving millennia? That's the loving goddamn rub of it all, rear end in a top hat. You have to find a common vocabulary. You have to find common ground. This poo poo isn't rocket science my man. This poo poo has literally been around since Babylon and loving Gomorrah my nigga! The whole loving point of......... Motherfucker, quit trying to get me to give you some form of loving knowledge to do some meaningful poo poo with. Figure your god loving forsaken poo poo out on your own. Unless, you motherfuckers are willing to pay me some goddamned top loving dollar to do it for you.
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Feb 28, 2016 06:11
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im gay
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Feb 28, 2016 06:14
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Robo Reagan posted:im gay Then get on my side you gently caress and let's cash a loving paycheck. Edit: HAHAHAHAHa you done edited this poo poo. 
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Feb 28, 2016 06:16
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SirEvelynTremble posted:I pray that your posts get better
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Feb 28, 2016 06:40
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George Carlin was pretty cool and funny most of the time
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Feb 28, 2016 12:24
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PEPSI for TV-GAME
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Why do they call it a blow job? You don't actually blow on it. And a job, what is that? You don't get paid for it... unless you're a hooker! They should call it a "suck hobby"
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Feb 28, 2016 12:34
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nice thread op not
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Feb 28, 2016 12:35
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I'm going to pray for your destruction, op.
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Feb 28, 2016 13:06
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Carlin was amazing and most if his material still applies today.
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Feb 28, 2016 13:10
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They should make a spray for ladies' genitals and they should call it SPRUNT.
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Feb 28, 2016 13:55
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Carlin rules He wasn't very funny
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Feb 28, 2016 14:25
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Wizard Master
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Feb 28, 2016 14:28
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the title is confusing... is this a thread to introduce George Carlin to everyone, or is it talking about George Carlin and everyone?
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Feb 28, 2016 14:31
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What's the plural of a "hell of a guy", "hells of guys"?
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Feb 28, 2016 14:41
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 ...anyway, go hillary! 
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Feb 28, 2016 15:12
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Carlin ruled
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Feb 28, 2016 15:43
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Wizard Master
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Feb 28, 2016 15:57
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He was really great in the early days when he mostly did observational stuff about language and human behavior, but then he got fixated on politics and a bunch of  stuff for the last few decades. Too bad, he was pretty smart
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Feb 28, 2016 16:06
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Bad Titty Puker posted:Why do they call it a blow job? You don't actually blow on it. And a job, what is that? You don't get paid for it... unless you're a hooker! They should call it a "suck hobby" Have you ever noticed you park on the driveway, but drive on the parkway?
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Feb 28, 2016 16:20
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george carlin managed to make being a sperg about the english language be funny
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Feb 28, 2016 16:31
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BigBoss posted:Have you ever noticed you park on the driveway, but drive on the parkway? have you ever noticed every single post you've ever made is some faggy rear end bullshit?
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bitcoin bastard posted:george carlin managed to make being a sperg about the english language be funny I thought that was Gallagher. He's even alive still.
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