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Welcome to the March Auspol thread! Here we'll spend a day or two discussing Australia's horribly regressive government and its policies, the regressive opposition and its policies, and how we're all hosed before arguing with trolls for pages and pages! THE MAJOR PLAYERS LNP Now run by the very agile Malcolm Turnbull, the Libs are seeing their popularity slowly erode as the truth that they're still being run by reactionary right-wing morons sinks in. Hot LNP topics:
The Nationals In a coalition with the LNP, the Nationals just had a shake up at the top with Barnaby Joyce (top right) becoming Leader and hence Deputy Prime Minister of Australia. Fiona Nash was named Deputy Leader of the Nats. What the Nats stand for:
ALP Bill Shorten has actually shown some personality recently, quite rightly calling Cory Bernardi a homophobe. Also the ALP have decided that actually having policies different to the Government is something the opposition should do, whoda thunk it? Hot ALP topics:
The Greens The Greens, lead by Richard DiNatale (glasses on the right), are an Auspol thread favourite, and a bastion for actual left-wing thought in Australia. They poll well in inner-city electorates but can't form a government on their own, so no one should ever pay attention to them ever, apparently. What the latte-sippers are talking about :
The rest Clive Palmer While previously having his own "Palmer United" party, Clive has somewhat lost his impact as his MPs have left him (is Dio Wang still on side?) He's been caught up in his own little scandal by donating money to his party via his own mining company. There is an irc channel, #auspol on synirc where Australians discuss things, presumably dark spooky things that man was not meant to know. IRC Rules: Dont be a shithead, dont say racist, sexist, or nasty things. Dont discuss verboten topics. Doctor Spaceman explains Single Transferable Voting (a good read): http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3766348&perpage=40&pagenumber=9#post457021270 MysticalMachineGun fucked around with this message at 07:30 on Mar 4, 2016 |
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freebooter posted:So is the housing market going to collapse or what As far as the negative gearing proposals go - gently caress no. Any talk of a collapse is the housing industry trying to cover its arse because there's a lot of money to be made in people making terrible investments propped up by tax payer money. If things continue as they are and something outside of our control happens, say China goes south, then we'll have lots of economic impacts that could include a housing market collapse.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 00:37 |
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In shocking news refugees aren't getting a fair shake on Manus and Nauru!"The Guardian posted:Vast majority of boat arrivals in past 40 years given refugee protection MysticalMachineGun fucked around with this message at 00:49 on Mar 1, 2016 |
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Trapezium Dave posted:He's in the back of the Snape one: aw poo poo
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 00:47 |
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fickle poofterist posted:Where did I see the graph with the house pricing and GDP over time and some boomer comments about hard work? I want to show it to dad and convince him to give me more pocket money Is this it? El Scotch quoted it last thread:
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 04:27 |
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David Pope: National Treasure
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 05:04 |
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PaletteSwappedNinja posted:http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-03-01/abc-politics-live-blog-march-1/7209628 As observers can they actually do anything? I think that's the only way we're not going to be horribly embarrassed. On the other hand, even the LNP want a break from Bernardi.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 06:34 |
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katlington posted:If you embarrass turnbull he will give you a paid vacation, pass it on Hockey embarrassed Abbott and got a sweet Washington posting. Politicians: failing up.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 06:40 |
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The amazing thing about Bullock was how he didn't come straight out and say "I hate gays" he danced around it so much I wasn't sure if he was quitting because Labor supported gay marriage or not.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2016 00:08 |
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Vladimir Poutine posted:I'm not even exaggerating here, there was an opinion piece in The Advertiser the other day criticising cyclists and at the every end of it it said "[author's name] is claiming to be an Adelaide teenager". ftfy
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2016 04:13 |
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Birdstrike posted:3 day weekend party or gtfo If this party actually exists I'm voting 1 now and forever
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2016 06:28 |
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Abbott and Turnbull sat across from each other at a Liberal party wankfest for Howard. Nothing actually happened but the narrative is winding up again!quote:On John Howard's big night, all eyes turn to Abbott and Turnbull
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2016 22:52 |
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I wouldn't expect a spill - I'd put this down as Tony being Tony and no one else knowing or supporting what he's doing.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2016 00:45 |
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Cartoon posted:So let's start with what noted right wing shill sheet the AFR has to say about the BIS Shrapnel report: Thanks for all this, local work Lib shill just read the Advertiser (which presented the BIS Shrapnel report as gospel) so I'll send these his way.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2016 01:32 |
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Birdstrike posted:<smh gif> Probably shouldn't hotlink my friend!
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 00:03 |
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Endman posted:Great write-up, should be linked in OP imho. Added!
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 07:30 |
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LibertyCat posted:so, have you guys ever considered doing an OP that isn't horribly biased towards the Greens (who get less than 10 percent of the vote)? It might encourage greater diversity of opinions.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2016 08:37 |
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No, no, not the signal
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2016 11:38 |
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Lid posted:Bronwyn Bishop was instructed by Tony Abbott’s office not to apologise for the $5,000 helicopter ride that cost the former speaker her job, a new book reveals. If this were anyone other than Bronwyn Bishop I'd still find it difficult to believe, but a born to rule fucker who took helicopters at taxpayers expense would have made a "grovelling apology"? Pull the other one, it plays greensleeves.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2016 08:51 |
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Lid posted:Because we need more white male libertarians in the senate. Wait, who sees that as a surprising result, the willfully blind? Lid posted:The book by political commentator Niki Savva, The Road to Ruin, How Tony Abbott and Peta Credlin destroyed their own government, also alleges Mr Abbott slapped the buttocks of his chief of staff Peta Credlin, not realising a minister witnessed the behaviour. Fairfax Media has independently verified this account. Why is it only this morning that I learned that Savva was a former adviser to Howard and Costello. No wonder she's gotten a NewsCorp job and probably hates Abbott with a passion. As much as Abbott is a turd clinging on to the toilet of political relevance a lot of this seems like a beat up.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2016 00:30 |
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Doctor Spaceman posted:https://twitter.com/MarkDiStef/status/706644986977062912 Is Australia unique in how incestuous the media and politics are or is this a widespread thing? Honestly every article Savva writes should end with "Niki Savva is a former Liberal staffer". Or at least on her politics articles.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2016 04:04 |
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2016 04:49 |
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Abbott can't stop being a three word slogan opposition robot https://twitter.com/ABCNews24/status/706694975174549505
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2016 05:40 |
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Jumpingmanjim posted:How do you feel about plain packaging? Ha ha, what's the point if the racks still have the logo (that would be on the box) anyway? For R Rated games I don't mind it, especially if the back cover has some salacious screenshots on it you don't want a kiddy seeing. As long as you get the proper box when you buy it.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2016 02:07 |
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Jumpingmanjim posted:I can think of a book the government would like banned. ?
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2016 06:25 |
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Jumpingmanjim posted:I can think of a book the government would like banned. ??
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2016 06:26 |
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Endman posted:I'm probably not the best person to ask about book banning since I'd welcome an internet filter if it actually worked as described and blocked access to child pornography instead of the unrealistic clusterfucks that have been proposed thus far. Surely there's plenty of places you can report CP sites to currently without needing an internet filter? You hope when they arrest the creeps with CP rings they don't just go "welp, the website is hosted in Denmark, can't do poo poo about it".
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2016 06:37 |
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Milky Moor posted:That's actually what happens in a lot of cases. It's why a lot of sites with that sort of thing are hosted in Eastern Europe and such places. It's why law enforcement tend to go after the idiots who stalk chat rooms and try to set up meets with underage kids, import material or upload a lot of it online.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2016 06:41 |
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freebooter posted:What's the source for this, I want to share it Seconded. Aside from the Simpsons references it's a great piece.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2016 23:26 |
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Anidav posted:Rumor mill is saying a 3rd MP wants to resign from QLD Labor, potentially giving the LNP back government. Some media outlets are reporting an early election announcement this week in order to beat an incoming resignation announcement. What's more dysfunctional, Federal Libs or Queensland Labs?
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2016 00:39 |
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Lid posted:"Recent comparisons of immigration detention centres to 'gulags'," the statement read. "[S]uggestions that detention involves a 'public numbing and indifference' similar to that allegedly experienced in Nazi Germany; and persistent suggestions that detention facilities are places of 'torture' are highly offensive, unwarranted and plainly wrong – and yet they continue to be made in some quarters." Already posted Solemn Sloth posted:Secretary of the department of Australia for Australians
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2016 01:59 |
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starkebn posted:do the fines go to the Job Agency in question? if so laffo, can't see that going wrong. The job agency should be fined that amount for failing to do their jobs properly. That's how private business works, right, they take on the responsibility for their own failings?
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2016 03:58 |
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MonoAus posted:Not saying this isn't a terrible idea, but what should happen if someone is abusive/doesn't show up to appointments? The punishment for not showing up to appointments is to continue to be treated like a piece of poo poo on the shoe of Centrelink, you don't need extra kicks in the gut on top of that.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2016 04:21 |
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Is it still the case that after 3 months on the dole you have to attend "intensive" workshops? I imagine they're actually quite useless, and a complete waste of time. I chose to get off of the allowance rather than put up with that poo poo, despite my part time work not getting me over the threshold.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2016 05:06 |
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MonoAus posted:Why are they trying to bring in fines then? Surely if this is a 'gently caress-the-poors' situation it's better to stick with cutting you off for not turning up than fining you.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2016 05:11 |
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MaxxBot posted:I know nothing about Auspol so bear with me here, I've been following some of the events since Abbott was ousted and I have a couple questions. Turnbull himself is not anti-gay, or at least that's the way he represents himself - however he has to keep the hard right faction in his party happy and they are vehemently anti-gay.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2016 23:51 |
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Smegmatron posted:In fairness, I loving loathe Windsor for what he did to the NBN and I hate that nobody ever holds him to account for it. Almost worth it to see Barnaby and Newscorp cry though. Yeah, not exactly sure what you're talking about here since the current balls up of the NBN is part of why he's coming back: The Guardian posted:Windsor said he would be running because the issues he believes are important have stalled. He mentioned climate change, the stalling of the national broadband network and the doubt surrounding Gonski funding as factors in his decision.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2016 02:00 |
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Graic Gabtar posted:Slightly off topic, but I always find it surprising that complaining bitterly about private enterprise rarely considers that people could in fact out compete them with a better product. JSAs get more money if they help a long-term unemployed find work, so it is financially in their best interest to not help people until they are long-term. We could set up a JSA tomorrow that provides better outcomes for the clients, but financially we'd get stomped by the money grubbing JSAs and wouldn't financially be able to support that model. So gently caress the free market.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2016 03:34 |
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How is two fractured vertebrae a minor thing?
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2016 03:46 |
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Frogmanv2 posted:This only happens because if it doesnt regional areas often get forgotten and skipped over. Also as an independent Windsor was just putting his electorate first, we need more pollies who do that.
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