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spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
My cousin got fired from a p good job driving heavy machinery around at a big plant-site for constantly stealing from the vending machine. The fat bastard stole something like £400 of snacks in 6months because the machine was really old, had no alarm so you could shake it, and no flappy bit at the bottom to stop you putting your arm up in there. I guess they didn't think grown adult men would be trying to steal a few pounds worth of snacks every single day.

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