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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
hey guys so my neighborhood is quite lacking in the "gang" category. people are able to walk freely and none of the local businesses have to pay for protection. thinking about starting a rough and tumble group of rabble rousers to spice up the streets, any suggestions? i just bought a new "leather" jacket

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

yeah, dont do that thing

or if you must, the rampaging daddies from planet fagulon is a p good name for a gang of urban street hustlers that live life large

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
any gang you start would be more like.. pehehe... a Gayng? :q:

:cawg:

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

yeah, dont do that thing

This guy is a nerd in need of "protection" don't listen to him

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
ive always been interested in joining a dick sucking gang, but im not sure if thats what you had in mind. i mean, i can do whatever, but still. seems like a good way to meet new people and stuff :shrug:

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

woah, the club president is here guys

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

satanic splash-back posted:

This guy is a nerd in need of "protection" don't listen to him

im a skin to skyn man

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
idk the "raging daddies" sounds pretty good especially if i have DGSW in it. DGSW you can do whatever you think is best, if you wanna charge you can be our "treasurer" if you catch my drift.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Smash it Smash hit posted:

idk the "raging daddies" sounds pretty good especially if i have DGSW in it. DGSW you can do whatever you think is best, if you wanna charge you can be our "treasurer" if you catch my drift.

im not really a "joiner" if you know what i mean

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
okay guys i am rubbing my leather jacket down with sand paper so i dont look like some new jack, can someone give me a quick logo for the "raging daddies"? i am thinkning a tough looking guy lookin all mad

Molothecat
Jul 25, 2007

Wrath, hate, pain, and death!

I'm in. we should have meetings at the pizza parlor and sit in the big booth up front

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

im a skin to skyn man

I like going back to back

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Molothecat posted:

I'm in. we should have meetings at the pizza parlor and sit in the big booth up front

lol get this, we are going to take a table and push it next to our booth so we will look like we own that joint! (we have to call it our "joint" )

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Are you gonna go biker, greaser, gearhead or ghetto?

Molothecat
Jul 25, 2007

Wrath, hate, pain, and death!

Smash it Smash hit posted:

lol get this, we are going to take a table and push it next to our booth so we will look like we own that joint! (we have to call it our "joint" )

we should be rude boys, but one of us need to be tentatively nice to the waitresses while we say things to like "bring me a slice, doll" or "boy am I glad to see your pretty face"

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
gimme money op and i'll be the enforcer.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Molothecat posted:

we should be rude boys, but one of us need to be tentatively nice to the waitresses while we say things to like "bring me a slice, doll" or "boy am I glad to see your pretty face"

im likeing it im liking it, i'll be the quiet stoic type and chew on a toothpick (EVEN WHEN I AM SLEEPIN!)

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Booblord Zagats posted:

Are you gonna go biker, greaser, gearhead or ghetto?

uh does this answer your question

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Microwaves Mom posted:

gimme money op and i'll be the enforcer.

hey cool it hothead, you'll get your dough when you plow some normies for their lunch money, ehhhh ( working on my lingo here some polite critique would be appreciated :):

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
tunnel snakes rule!!

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
thinking of starting a gang bang with op's mom

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Smash it Smash hit posted:

hey cool it hothead, you'll get your dough when you plow some normies for their lunch money, ehhhh ( working on my lingo here some polite critique would be appreciated :):

Gonna smash some lemons to make lemonade

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
i'll show her a real tunnel snake

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Ahundredbux posted:

thinking of starting a gang bang with op's mom

i would prefer you wouldnt tell my mom that i am in a gang, sheeeesh.

Microwaves Mom posted:

Gonna smash some lemons to make lemonade

woah dont out lingo your boss heh

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Smash it Smash hit posted:



woah dont out lingo your boss heh

Gonna make sauce outta the former boss!!

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Microwaves Mom posted:

Gonna make sauce outta the former boss!!

oh yeah well well you are going to be so FIRED that you are going to wish you were HIRED, take that

Molothecat
Jul 25, 2007

Wrath, hate, pain, and death!

we need a street corner, too. so we can hang around and make faces at the "boys in blue" (police officers). maybe make faces at old ladies when they walk by with groceries in their hands

Molothecat
Jul 25, 2007

Wrath, hate, pain, and death!

lotta face-making is what's really gonna set us apart

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
i dunno if i signed on for roughing up any old broads (ladies9

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

Lets drag the gangs with different color skin behind our cars

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
i want to stand on the corner and sell legal narcotics

Molothecat
Jul 25, 2007

Wrath, hate, pain, and death!

not roughing up. just spooky faces. then the secretly nice guy can help her up while we're laughing it up and giving each other cool high-fives

we also need cool high-fives

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
okay list of thigns
1: sick jackets with sick emblem CHECK
2: a hideout - its our PIZZA joint CHEC
3. eforcing people - dragging them behind uor sick DRAG cars (what a twist!)
4: snearing at cops CHECK
5. snearing at old ladies NOT A CHECK (can be a CHECK if we help her when we are not out in public so we dont seem SOFT)
6. selling LEGAL drugs - which is smarter cause we cant get arrested by the pigs CHECK

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

i want to hold a length of chain

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

im gaye posted:

i want to hold a length of chain

noice my weapon of choice is a piece of rebar (the backstory is that its from my orphanage that got burnt down and why i learned my ways on the street(

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
"The Racial Slurs"

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

We can't have a gang without a code of silence, that would be amateur

Molothecat
Jul 25, 2007

Wrath, hate, pain, and death!

knowledge will be my weapon

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

AbbadonOfHell posted:

"The Racial Slurs"

uh we already have a name and a jacket logo get with it ya maroon!


satanic splash-back posted:

We can't have a gang without a code of silence, that would be amateur

code of silence to the cops y'knowhaimeen?

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
the throat cancers

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