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not a saint. that means i can have fun. I can go out. I can show my tits and dick and its OK with God. Thanks everyone (just so tired of being held to these crazy standards just because i love God) 
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I'm Jewish. See you in hell.
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Mar 12, 2016 00:38
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gently caress da Mods posted:not a saint. Christians are saints though dipshit (I mean that in the most xtian way possible)
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Mar 12, 2016 00:39
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Showing your tits and dick, GOD SPEED.
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Mar 12, 2016 00:41
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God peeps all dicks and all titties. All are Good in God's gaze
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Mar 12, 2016 00:44
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Death to all Christians, Allahu akbar
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Mar 12, 2016 00:48
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I'm pretty sure fun is explicitly prohibited in the theology of all major Christian denominations.
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I think, I'm gonna sit back and watch how this one plays out before gassing it because I'm not sure if OP is serious or not.
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Islam is the light.
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gently caress da Mods posted:not a saint. So you're saying God's crazy? Good way to start bro
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I'm an agnostic. What's your point? At least you're not an atheist.............
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LadyAmbien posted:I think, I'm gonna sit back and watch how this one plays out before gassing it because I'm not sure if OP is serious or not. LOL that you didn't gas it immediately ND realize it's a troll.
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Of course you can, but why would you want to sin against the Lord who died for your sins?
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Jastiger posted:LOL that you didn't gas it immediately ND realize it's a troll. Maybe he just really needed to rant about his tits and dick in relation to faith
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Mar 12, 2016 01:00
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LadyAmbien posted:Maybe he just really needed to rant about his tits and dick in relation to faith And maybe I think the south is cool and good ( I don't )
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Navin Johnson posted:I'm an agnostic. What's your point? At least you're not an atheist............. By not accepting Allah, he is an atheist towards the true god.
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LadyAmbien posted:I think, I'm gonna sit back and watch how this one plays out before gassing it because I'm not sure if OP is serious or not. You need to tell that bitch (the op) to Be Cool
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Jastiger posted:LOL that you didn't gas it immediately ND realize it's a troll.  im a christian not a saint, meaning im no perfect but i LOVE god and straive to do well in his name
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Mar 12, 2016 01:10
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christians are largely misunderstood, for example here are furries (who are catcholic but sinners) helping refugees u get it? like u dont have to be perfect to be a vessel for god
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Mar 12, 2016 01:11
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forearm tattoos are like the bodys bumper sticker, always a good lil tidbit of info
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gently caress da Mods posted:
The key to loving God is knowing God, which we can do by reading his Word My current favorite books are Romans,Ecclesiastes and proverbs
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gently caress da Mods posted:
Question: "What are Christian saints according to the Bible?" Answer: The word “saint” comes from the Greek word hagios, which means “consecrated to God, holy, sacred, pious." It is almost always used in the plural, “saints.” "…Lord, I have heard from many about this man, how much harm he did to Your saints at Jerusalem" (Acts 9:13). "Now as Peter was traveling through all those regions, he came down also to the saints who lived at Lydda" (Acts 9:32). "And this is just what I did in Jerusalem; not only did I lock up many of the saints in prisons …“ (Acts 26:10). There is only one instance of the singular use, and that is "Greet every saint in Christ Jesus…" (Philippians 4:21). In Scripture there are 67 uses of the plural “saints” compared to only one use of the singular word “saint.” Even in that one instance, a plurality of saints is in view: “…every saint…” (Philippians 4:21). The idea of the word “saints” is a group of people set apart for the Lord and His kingdom. There are three references referring to godly character of saints: "that you receive her in the Lord in a manner worthy of the saints …" (Romans 16:2). "For the equipping of the saints for the work of service, to the building up of the body of Christ" (Ephesians 4:12). "But immorality or any impurity or greed must not even be named among you, as is proper among saints" (Ephesians 5:3). Therefore, scripturally speaking, the “saints” are the body of Christ, Christians, the church. All Christians are considered saints. All Christian are saints—and at the same time are called to be saints. First Corinthians 1:2 states it clearly: “To the church of God in Corinth, to those sanctified in Christ Jesus and called to be holy…” The words “sanctified” and “holy” come from the same Greek root as the word that is commonly translated “saints.” Christians are saints by virtue of their connection with Jesus Christ. Christians are called to be saints, to increasingly allow their daily life to more closely match their position in Christ. This is the biblical description and calling of the saints.
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Mar 12, 2016 01:14
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Lord forgive me for I have trolled
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john 12 For the poor you always have with you, but you do not always have me.” i really dig that
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Commie NedFlanders posted:The key to loving God is knowing God, which we can do by reading his Word same, but don't forget James. He was kind of a hard rear end that's why they put it towards the end
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Commie NedFlanders posted:The key to loving God is knowing God, which we can do by reading his Word
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Windows 98 posted:I'm Jewish. See you in hell. Hey brother! 
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Zymurgy posted:Hey brother! ha!!! yeah i love this show 
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I just spoke to God and you're right! He's fine with the OP having both tits and dicks and showing them!
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https://youtu.be/zsils7j9XNI
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Commie NedFlanders posted:Lord forgive me for I have trolled I think you make your indulgences out to lowtax if you trollin SA
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gently caress da Mods posted:not a saint. Hello, fellow pilgrim. Feel free to post pics of your tits and dick in this safe space.
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Mar 12, 2016 01:46
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Commie NedFlanders posted:Lord forgive me for I have trolled
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so you work from home op?
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shocker this happened in "obbummer's" (lol) home town. what a piece of human poo poo
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Commie NedFlanders posted:The key to loving God is knowing God, which we can do by reading his Word im kind of into the gnostic stuff at the moment, i find sarcastic wizard jesus pretty appealing at this stage of my life. i havent read it in a while but i was pretty hardcore into the apocalypse of guzman a few years ago but kind of gave up on it when it turned out to be most likely a fraud on acount of all the clip art and xfile references
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Mar 12, 2016 01:57
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Has anybody tried looking at intricate Catholic artwork while extremely high? Just a suggestion.
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it is hard sometimes, for all of us, to face our own small humility before the Lord, but it's necessary for us to humble ourselves before the Lord for it is Fear of the Lord which brings us to understanding
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