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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Paul Kennedy started the Sun Sports pre-game show with a pack of 4-5 Flyers fans trolling them in the background.

Meanwhile, the Jackets have a chance to troll another bubble team hosting the Pens, who will be without Sidney's proclaimed protector/avenger:

https://twitter.com/Aportzline/status/708442081086332928

And other stuff.

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rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

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I would like the good'ish Penguins to show up and not the bad lose to Calgary Penguins.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
Im glad sestito is not in the game to make it about himself

Also lmao bobrovsky getting the worst penalty

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

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loving SHOOT PHIL!!!!! :argh: it's the like THE thing you're good at.

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

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The worst penalty. I wonder if it is another the worst power play.

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014





Why bother calling up a goon if you're not gonna use him in the goon game :iiam:

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Mage_Boy posted:

The worst penalty. I wonder if it is another the worst power play.

Yes

Slick move to move the broken stick just in time for a block though

E: ahaha sid moved the stick himself

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014





Pens gonna win

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

:siren: Campbell :siren:

JARED BOLL GOT A POINT. :laffo:

e- Campbell from Boll and BORK. :stonk:

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Mar 26, 2007

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Rust pinched and he shouldn't have and what the gently caress is Ian Cole doing that deep in the o zone?

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

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Fun Shoe
The Pens sure are playing a hockey game

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Mar 26, 2007

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DAMMIT I SAID NOT THE BAD PENGUINS YOU FUCKS

Reverend Sub-Zero
Jan 11, 2008

Filladelfia Pliers
Go CBUS Go!

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

rex rabidorum vires posted:

Rust pinched and he shouldn't have and what the gently caress is Ian Cole doing that deep in the o zone?

And jultz is the only one back?? What a mad world

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Yeah, maybe don't do that.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

For emphasis, Gregory Campbell from Jared Boll and Rene BORK. :psyduck:

e- Boll's first point since 2/13/15, a goal vs PHI. 48 games.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 01:23 on Mar 12, 2016

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Mar 26, 2007

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Pornographic Memory posted:

And jultz is the only one back?? What a mad world

I thought he hosed it up on first viewing, but really when the shot was blocked Rust made a move to the puck and he really should have just bailed the zone :(

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Yes kick us out of the playoffs and give us that first round pick

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
Do we even call justin schultz jultz? Theres only one schultz on the pens but i kind of like it

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

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This is certainly first period Pens.

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Mar 26, 2007

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Kessel miss handled the puck twice on that shift....I don't know what he needs but a bit of confidence would be nice.

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Mar 26, 2007

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On the upside the Pens have created 3 or 4 kind of 2 on 1 plays. If they can keep doing that it could create some goals.

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




1st period line brawls, I'm glad Sestito is scratched.

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Wait, Bonino gets a penalty but Cole doesn't :psyduck:

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



This powerplay is poo poo

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




:siren: Letang!

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Vincent Van Goat posted:

This powerplay is poo poo

Until it wasnt

Muthafuckin letang

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



:siren: Letang, career high :toot:

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Mar 26, 2007

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Letang loving owns.

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




Pornographic Memory posted:

Until it wasnt

Muthafuckin letang

He's been a better sniper than Kessel this year.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
Maatta come on

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
lol i'm an idiot. but please don't scratch that guy :tastykake:

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




:siren: Kunitz!

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



:siren: Kunitz reawakens for a few moments

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
Kunitz just cemented is spot in that top six for another 20 games.

Ah who am I kidding he was stuck there anyways.

Good job you old gently caress

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Mar 26, 2007

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Kunitz isn't useless :woop: :woop:

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




drat it, don't be really hurt Malkin

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



:rip: Playoff hopes

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
loving dammit what is it with Columbus and hurting Geno?

Back on the bench, hope he's okay

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Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
I'm watching Gudas a lot tonight and finding myself thinking "wow that is pretty good positioning"

it's really weird

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