There is a problem and the problem is your undercut

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SUBLIME!: Mar 7, 2009; _{my quiver is full~}

The Hman posted:

Looks like Ralph fiennes :swoon:

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satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

I think the side part is coming back

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Dr. Dogballs Jr.: Jun 9, 2014; the angriest sex machine

Borrowed Ladder posted:

What will the next haircut trend be?? How do men's haircut trends even happen? What was the main style before the undercut?

all I can remember is the annoying head swing a bunch of twiggy dudes with shaggy "sk8erboi :downswords:

" type styles kept doing that made me threaten to shave several obnoxious twatfaces a long time ago

SUBLIME! posted:

Looks like Ralph fiennes

*catwoman purr*

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LadyAmbien: Oct 22, 2015

I like these kinds of haircuts when they're done properly. The problem is, they're almost never done properly.

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FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

A man's hair, like everything else about him, should be functional and easy to maintain. This is why a short all around clip cut will always be the go to men's haircut.

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ghosTTy: Sep 22, 2008

Windows 98 posted:

Actually I'm pretty sure my hair looks pretty sweet and you can go gently caress your self OP. I'm sorry you're too stupid to hop on pop fashion bandwagons for the sake of getting pussy. Maybe if you spent more time trying to conform instead of scathingly tapping away on your keyboard you would have had sex by now.

ur moms house is pretty nice shame she has a rat infestation (u)

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Wall Balls: Jun 3, 2007; Spanish Castle Magic

it's a great haircut

for a clown to have

# ? Mar 13, 2016 17:49

Son of Rodney: Feb 22, 2006; ohmygodohmygodohmygod

lol goons are the worst "look at this stylish haircut, what a fag! i only wear classy, timeless haircuts that have been used for generations"

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nigga crab pollock: Mar 26, 2010; by Lowtax

SirEvelynTremble posted:

im the fake tiny gauges because i desperately want to be 'in' but dont want to mutilate my earlobes

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criscodisco: Feb 18, 2004; do it

That blond Nazi is sexy af.

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nigga crab pollock: Mar 26, 2010; by Lowtax

notZaar posted:

A man's hair, like everything else about him, should be functional and easy to maintain. This is why a short all around clip cut will always be the go to men's haircut.

ya like if you have to put mousse in your hair to coif it then you have basically failed

no shame in using product but like poo poo dude that haircut is all or nothing. either u spend 15 minutes on it every day or you look like a slovenly mess or a wannabe samuraI

if ur gonna coif i mean the fred-from-scooby-do haircut is probably ideal cause even if u gotta wake up at 4 am you will look fine

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subhuman filth: Nov 1, 2006

Holy cow Ive never seen haircut before!!

# ? Mar 13, 2016 18:05

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

Hair clippers no rake buzzed, embrace the chemo cut

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FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

Confidence and a strong build are the final word in men's fashion. All the tattoos and beards in the world won't fool anybody when you're a chubby weak baby.

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ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

SUBLIME! posted:

Looks like Ralph fiennes

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M. Morgan: May 9, 2012

The Hman posted:

Please choose a hairstyle that does not make you look like a pencil / eraser

Examples:

No no no yes yes maybe

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The Whole Internet: May 26, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

Varg posted:

OP is just pissed he's balding

i think undercuts are a better haircut if you have a slightly receded hairline than if you don't. kinda cancels out the perceived age that having a huge widow's peak adds.

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The Hman: Jan 6, 2015

Son of Rodney posted:

lol goons are the worst "look at this stylish haircut, what a fag! i only wear classy, timeless haircuts that have been used for generations"

i dont see your point in doxxing me besides being cross because u have the hair of a child who wanted to be big like daddy and cut his own hair.

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Sir Nose: Mar 28, 2009

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Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

ghostter posted:

ur moms house is pretty nice shame she has a rat infestation (u)

Yeah my ~condo~ is being de-leaded. I actually live in a man-child comic book museum of a house.

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Fergus Mac Roich: Nov 5, 2008; Soiled Meat

this is an absolutely bizarre thing to lash out at

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Helical Nightmares: Apr 30, 2009

The Hman posted:

hobo on the bottom, community college on the top.

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Dave_Indeed: Feb 22, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Windows 98 posted:

Actually I'm pretty sure my hair looks pretty sweet and you can go gently caress your self OP. I'm sorry you're too stupid to hop on pop fashion bandwagons for the sake of getting pussy. Maybe if you spent more time trying to conform instead of scathingly tapping away on your keyboard you would have had sex by now.

Cool knick knacks bro.

# ? Mar 14, 2016 03:39

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

I just noticed the evil eye palm thing on your parents wall. Is your family gipsy?

# ? Mar 14, 2016 03:57

Edgar: Sep 9, 2005; Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!; Wedge Regret

No worries OP, I've been getting the same haircut my entire life. The Ceasar haircut. I have no idea how to sport ny other style.

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ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

Edgar posted:

No worries OP, I've been getting the same haircut my entire life. The Ceasar haircut. I have no idea how to sport ny other style.

But are you frosting the tips too

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Edgar: Sep 9, 2005; Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!; Wedge Regret

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

But are you frosting the tips too

Yeah to match the colors on my kicking rad shades and silk flame shirt. Only on route 66, picante style.

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Carmant: Nov 23, 2015; Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?

The Hman posted:

This guy is Hot as hell and it's turning me on

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dreezy: Mar 4, 2015; yeah, rip.

whenever I get a haircut I just point to a different member of smash mouth on my cd of their self titled third album and my stylist knows what to do.

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DONKEY SALAMI: Jun 28, 2008; donkey? donkey?

jimmyjams posted:

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insulated staircase: Aug 21, 2014

Sir Nose posted:

really wanna punch him

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Fart Puzzle: Jul 25, 2007; compressed fart pieces

Sir Nose posted:

this guy has some mad backpfeifengesicht holy moly

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symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

Fart Puzzle posted:

this guy has some mad backpfeifengesicht holy moly

god dammit, germany really does have a word for everything

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Hobo Pyro: Oct 17, 2010

im a lesbian i get fined if i don't have one at least once a year

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BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK: Jan 26, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Hobo Pyro posted:

im a lesbian i get fined if i don't have one at least once a year

haha you're gay

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Shaquin: May 12, 2007

lotta people looking like the fat couch haired assistant in demolition man and i often smile inwardly upon encountering them as this joke is relived once more

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Sir Nose: Mar 28, 2009

Sir Nose posted:

I couldn't find the other photo of this goon, where he has a more pronounced undercut and has lost the douchy facial hair... Still just as punchable though.

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