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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Please, it is not just a trombone. It has a name.

Please afford Francesca the proper respect.

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Alpha Kenny Juan
Apr 11, 2007

BrigadierSensible posted:

Please, it is not just a trombone. It has a name.

Please afford Francesca the proper respect.

Francesca 2. :colbert:

Watch the upupdowndown with Jericho to find out how they met.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
What if New Day breaks up at Wrestlemania because Kofi betrays them to join the league of nations and then Big E gets a singles push where all his promos are scripted.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

I feel like it would be Big E. Coli who would betray Xavier Foods and Kofi Kitchen

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Blaise330 posted:

What if New Day breaks up at Wrestlemania because Kofi betrays them to join the league of nations and then Big E gets a singles push where all his promos are scripted.

Arbite
Nov 4, 2009





Ayyyyyyyyyy we want some New Day!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3P7rGBmaj4

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

keevo posted:

Seriously guys, I need more gifs of Big E gyrating his hips.

Oops, I meant to reply to this message earlier!

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

i love the consistency of WWE not knowing what an anniversary is

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
No, that's accurate. They were celebrating the first anniversary of the team, not the event.

team overhead smash
Sep 2, 2006

Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

keevo posted:

Seriously guys, I need more gifs of Big E gyrating his hips.

















Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Make Big E the Big Belt Champion. Enough of this jabroni Roman Reigns.

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!
I want New Day to win Money in the Bank and call it Money in the Booty. Then instead of the usual "cash in after a guy's had a grueling match" one day the current champ can be giving a standard promo and then New Day comes out, gets in the ring, beats him down, cashes in and Big E gets a Big Belt. A 5x awesomeness bonus if this were to somehow happen with HHH still as champ and in the middle of his standard 20 minute promo to open RAW.

team overhead smash
Sep 2, 2006

Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

All three of them need to get the pin so they can all be WWE World Heavyweight Champs. Freebird Rule every belt 24/7.

UpfrontSalmon
Nov 4, 2011

I prefer the term "Battle FROG."

NowonSA posted:

I want New Day to win Money in the Bank and call it Money in the Booty. Then instead of the usual "cash in after a guy's had a grueling match" one day the current champ can be giving a standard promo and then New Day comes out, gets in the ring, beats him down, cashes in and Big E gets a Big Belt. A 5x awesomeness bonus if this were to somehow happen with HHH still as champ and in the middle of his standard 20 minute promo to open RAW.

It would be Booty in the Bank what the gently caress is wrong with you

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

UpfrontSalmon posted:

It would be Booty in the Bank what the gently caress is wrong with you

I dunno a contract for the W W E World Heavy-weight Chaaaaaampionship seems pretty Not Booty to me.

UpfrontSalmon
Nov 4, 2011

I prefer the term "Battle FROG."

reignofevil posted:

I dunno a contract for the W W E World Heavy-weight Chaaaaaampionship seems pretty Not Booty to me.

Booty is not inherently bad - hence New Day eagerly dining on Booty-O's

LanceBurrito
Jan 6, 2013

UpfrontSalmon posted:

Booty is not inherently bad - hence New Day eagerly dining on Booty-O's

They Make Sure You Ain't Booty

FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe

team overhead smash posted:

All three of them need to get the pin so they can all be WWE World Heavyweight Champs. Freebird Rule every belt 24/7.

Freebird the rumble.

Freebird everything.

team overhead smash
Sep 2, 2006

Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

Chyna and Jericho freebirded the Intercontinental Championship before, so there's precedent.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:

This is beautiful. Thank you.

Genericide
Jan 20, 2004

team overhead smash posted:

Chyna and Jericho freebirded the Intercontinental Championship before, so there's precedent.

Ah yes, a move so popular that wwe.com don't list the joint reign, only referencing it slightly.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
I never expected several brightly colored characters in WWE to make thinly veiled references to eating rear end on a weekly basis, but here we are.



\/\/\/That's what a euphemism is. :colbert:

sticklefifer fucked around with this message at 23:31 on Mar 17, 2016

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

sticklefifer posted:

I never expected several brightly colored characters in WWE to make thinly veiled references to eating rear end on a weekly basis, but here we are.

Thinly?

UpfrontSalmon
Nov 4, 2011

I prefer the term "Battle FROG."

sticklefifer posted:

I never expected several brightly colored characters in WWE to make thinly veiled references to eating rear end on a weekly basis, but here we are.

Xavier: Tossed salad. It's HEALTHY. IT'S GOOD FOR YOU.

Big E: It is.

Xavier: IT IS.

Kofi: It is.

Big E: Salad.

team overhead smash
Sep 2, 2006

Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

Who was the League of Nations member who teamed up with New Day, made some reference to "getting jiggy with it" and had all of New Day shaking their heads at him in disgust?

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

team overhead smash posted:

Who was the League of Nations member who teamed up with New Day, made some reference to "getting jiggy with it" and had all of New Day shaking their heads at him in disgust?

Sheamus and Barrett, before League of Nations was a thing. Sheamus said the line.

Beautiful Ninja
Mar 26, 2009

Five time FCW Champion...of my heart.

team overhead smash posted:

Who was the League of Nations member who teamed up with New Day, made some reference to "getting jiggy with it" and had all of New Day shaking their heads at him in disgust?

Sheamus said the line. He then proceeded to cash in MitB later that night and become WWE World Heavyweight Champion.

He sure got jiggy on those poseurs.

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!

UpfrontSalmon posted:

It would be Booty in the Bank what the gently caress is wrong with you

I was gravely wrong, indeed. And yes, freebirding the top title in the business would be an amazing thing and show a sense of team unity that you never see. I can't even wrap my head around it, and you know Xavier would keep asking to be allowed to defend it, finally get to do it, and lose it in a relatively quick match and it would be great. I mean, New Day has to end someday, this would absolutely be the best way to do it.

NowonSA fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Mar 18, 2016

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

NowonSA posted:

I mean, New Day has to end someday

no it doesn't

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
When will they be able to change their name to Old Day? Or Senior's Day?

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

Writer Cath posted:

When will they be able to change their name to Old Day? Or Senior's Day?

AWWWWWWWWWWW OLD COUNTRY BUFFET DON'T YOU DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE BE SOUR

team overhead smash
Sep 2, 2006

Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

Dias posted:

no it doesn't

Agreed, NowonSA needs to embrace the Power of Positivity.

Alpha Kenny Juan
Apr 11, 2007

Writer Cath posted:

When will they be able to change their name to Old Day? Or Senior's Day?

From Booty-Os to Booty-Oatmeal.

Howling Man
Mar 29, 2014
I've adopted the Big E hip gyrations into my everyday life and things couldn't be better!

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


team overhead smash posted:

Taken from Kofi's twitter, Alberto Del Rio begs Kofi to be made part of New Day.




I was wondering, hm, that's not a 555-- that has to resolve to something, right? So I googled it, and

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

OldTennisCourt posted:

AWWWWWWWWWWW OLD COUNTRY BUFFET DON'T YOU DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE BE SOUR

:laffo:

team overhead smash
Sep 2, 2006

Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

Teddybear posted:

I was wondering, hm, that's not a 555-- that has to resolve to something, right? So I googled it, and



drat, that's some depth to their twitter trolling.

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!

team overhead smash posted:

Agreed, NowonSA needs to embrace the Power of Positivity.

AWWWWWWWW I'm just living in reality. I'm sure we have years of fun New Day ahead of us though!

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

The only good thing about New Day breaking up eventually, is their eventual re-union.

Oh the booty gyrations that will happen when old friends re-unite.

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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
One of my favorite (and simplest) things is when unexpected people get in on the fun with New Day. A couple I liked were when Orton started dancing during their intro, or when they joined Team Rollins for a 5-on-5 match:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTU5HFLASOg

Seth's gonna get some massive, god-like pops when he gets back from knee rehab too :allears:

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