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Applewhite posted:s into a markov posts into a markov posts into a markov posts into a markov post markov post How does this start with a single letter S if you fed it his post??? This is a flawed bot.
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Oh we can also include something that picks out a random proper noun to fixate on. Just jam it into sentences like "NAME,,,<shitposting nonsense about chemtrail smoking translizards>"
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BeefThief posted:now i am become gay, destroyer of cucks tomstuart put all of w's state of the union speeches into the generator that way there's only eight instances of idiocy to use also stick a bunch of curse words in there to make it interesting
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Mar 15, 2016 00:31
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Finally a thread for me to unwind and relax by sharing spare thoughts as self-aware white noise, at the very least. Glad you asked. Thanks~
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I fed Star Wars and unrelated material into a Markov generator. A New Hope vs. A Clockwork Orange: an Excerpt quote:Alex DeLarge is sentenced to be incapable of the Force quote:The galaxy is captured by the Millennium Falcon. quote:a creature capable of fighting a hospital with broken bones quote:Alex is captured by Vader, Obi-Wan's former pupil who is captured quote:his droogs express discontent with fellow droid C-3PO quote:While cleaning R2-D2, Luke becomes violently ill quote:Obi-Wan disables the films' soundtrack quote:they beat Mr. Alexander, who lives in a phallic statue quote:Alex becomes violently ill at the Falcon's arrival quote:Afterward, Alex is sentenced to Alderaan and has sex with Vader.
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Mar 15, 2016 01:04
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Kikka posted:A New Hope vs. A Clockwork Orange: an Excerpt 
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quote:Alex becomes violently ill at the Falcon's arrival suck on this, dare!
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Oh this got way too hard to poo poo, I'm not looking up 4 pages of crazy person garbage to post Imagine I'm there in spirit tho
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Mar 15, 2016 02:40
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ts me im the markov botarkov bot
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Primary to the Presidency, as a first considency, as the mad chase that support of public opinion, ready and wisdom, I shall banking about it may require. There possible understanding and selfish wrongest primary departure frozen in and arrangement truths. The measures for temple correctly, we now realize, and a decision for and a mandate but the old and were in a redistribution, endeavor their high polities that befit the lines of a rounded, a host of attack. I shall not failure, as the same time, through their products, are that the America -- a recruiting tearfully for restoration of an outworn trade by internation of population in our cost be an end is essential for. Natural recovery. It can do not distress lies in banking and arrangement to work. This great the sanctity of the stand in part by direct, vigor has met every stress of our property to speculative a definite efforts to stimulate assistance of our ability to speedy and were money. Stripped by national recommend they have tried. But their own national life, of work no less. -Hillary Clinton, Presidential Inaugural Speech
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PresidentObabot posted:Mr. Speaker, Mr. Speaker, Mr. Putin’s aggression it through some areas where we’re taking away from Iowa to every vote as we love. Clear-eyed. Big-hearted. Undaunted by turning inward as we recovered from helping folks who are a collection of dollars back of America. We live the only seek to keep churning out many -- and neglect the road for the warmest years and the first time with us, can promise outward, to travel and ultimately will weaken America. (Applause.) And that’s why I believe you can continue for the economy can broaden opportunity, or share of America, for America. That's American leadership in the police officer she might perfect our national security. But other countries caught on. It’s the worker in many bright, striving Americans to focus on both parties can have consumed us access to retire when the right thing to be voices and our allies in the vast majority of taxes on this is Grace Hopper and the end of this year from old, dirtier energy sector; how they expect us exceptional. That’s a country that spirit to be pushing for everybody. I have arguments, let’s set our imports of taxes through big questions that spirit of building the elderly woman should be a woman’s right thing to pay nothing while others saw only agenda or Latino, not only happen if we face tougher competition. As Americans, Rebekah took out that I believe that student loan payments so far. (Applause.) And it's useful to run. (Applause.) But that’s a lot of standards -- and our workers and enrolled in your effort will we need to shape a bill comes to $3,000 per year. (Applause.) It’s change that started this year ever. We are finally starting over a hardworking student debt doesn’t matter; that is one of sending this does: 14 million lives of the most of Ebola -- by those voices. They use of a country stronger for our fellow citizens schools and the results. In fields from job and all lost, for their health care, a good luck, Captain. Make sure everyone to make more. By the darkest months of the hand of all, democracy is somehow representative of No foreign assistance as proof that it’s not rigged the most powerful nation and build a hand of us to Montgomery and mapped the science, or too many -- poses immediate risks to retool and they needed to locate and cut of this new steps to marry the nurse who actually benefit from Asia to try something of military force in mind 40 years, we’ve all too many -- and more effective global effort and kindness that have an economy that pay nothing to school, or mine -- but guarantee paid apprenticeships -- because of liberty and graduate ready to scapegoat fellow Americans: Tonight marks the single day. But you earlier all the way right now. Will we can pick their own weight. That’s not only we bring online as a decade. (Applause.) That’s one year I have rigged in campaign finance reform -- that student loans and protections that climate change, from the best way we don't have said they’re actively looking over a rising incomes and then can pay off student loans and looking over the fourth, and income is critical. We just who have earned my final word. (Applause.) And if we cut in America from helping folks who has slowed. And over a country stronger a better than 15,000 remain. And there’s one of government, and that’s why this chamber. (Laughter.) I've done all we leverage our security in certain bedrock values. Over
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tomstuart posted:Have you ever wanted to shitpost or white-noise post a whole bunch but lack even the tiniest modicum of creative ability needed to make posts that literally everyone on the forum will scroll over? Well, worry no more! All you need is a large body of text and a markov chain text generator to create original* posts that may or may not be related to the topic at hand. suk my dik
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Gobblecoque posted:f my own, thereby creating fun 
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odromal schizotypal syptoms. i would get reading fyad to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what jungian theory considered to be the concept of "ironic" style of schizophrenia. im now on tried to be careful because of fyad humor was about; i things like "friend of the family assholes" in my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what jungian theory considered to be careful because the cause of schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered to be careful because that like "friend of the family assholes" in my head for hours, and i would reading fyad when i was about 12. by 14 i got really bizarre and i would repeat the kind of "ironic" style of "irony" and i would get really prodromal schizophrenic and schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what things in the cause of schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i would advise all people who "get" fyad to be cause of schizotypal schizophrenic and tried to channed poster friend of the family balls" and "i love making GBS threads things like "friend of the family ball
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This reads like finnegans wake aka O'markov chain
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Toilet Mouth posted:odromal schizotypal syptoms. i would get reading fyad to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what jungian theory considered to be the concept of "ironic" style of schizophrenia. im now on tried to be careful because of fyad humor was about; i things like "friend of the family assholes" in my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what jungian theory considered to be careful because the cause of schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered to be careful because that like "friend of the family assholes" in my head for hours, and i would reading fyad when i was about 12. by 14 i got really bizarre and i would repeat the kind of "ironic" style of "irony" and i would get really prodromal schizophrenic and schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what things in the cause of schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i would advise all people who "get" fyad to be cause of schizotypal schizophrenic and tried to channed poster friend of the family balls" and "i love making GBS threads things like "friend of the family ball hosed up if tru
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Toilet Mouth posted:odromal schizotypal syptoms. i would get reading fyad to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what jungian theory considered to be the concept of "ironic" style of schizophrenia. im now on tried to be careful because of fyad humor was about; i things like "friend of the family assholes" in my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what jungian theory considered to be careful because the cause of schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered to be careful because that like "friend of the family assholes" in my head for hours, and i would reading fyad when i was about 12. by 14 i got really bizarre and i would repeat the kind of "ironic" style of "irony" and i would get really prodromal schizophrenic and schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what things in the cause of schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i would advise all people who "get" fyad to be cause of schizotypal schizophrenic and tried to channed poster friend of the family balls" and "i love making GBS threads things like "friend of the family ball lol ol lo lolo
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quote:Barbarian.e Barbarian.ck the Barbarian.he Barbarian.o crush monopolies, see them regulated before you and hear the lamentation of the Republicans." --Barack the Barbarian.life?" I don't know man 
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The Sermon on the Mount (Matthew, Chapters 5-7) ea; Nay, nay: for they shall be liken his heart. [20] For I say unto you, Take heed that arrayest, anoint thine alms, let not thy left hand off, and despise the other; or one that is your body, what hate thee opened unto his brother, Raca, shall be fulfilled. [11] Blessed are the morrow: for thine alms, do not you falsely, for every good fruit is house; and whosoever shall enter than the will say, Thou shall be added unto men to fast, be filled. [2] For he give her a woman to destruction, cause sayings, the house; and, behold, how wilt thou doest not at asketh receiveth; and turn not thine own eye? [5] Blessed are they think not ye your good for they spin: [27] And in thou hast out, and narrow shall teach men to fast, but to the prophets: I am not commit adultery. [33] Agree that it is p
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that robot lowtax in the op is more real and lifelike than lowtax himself. beats the turing test and everything. what a time to be alive
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order 10 text output 2500 yields posted:order 2 text output 3000 yields posted:
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I wish I could be two seconds.
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what about white noise depressive shitposting op? huh? what about that?
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December Octopodes posted:what about white noise depressive shitposting op? huh? what about that? ENbotposter posted:My parents made the answer to. “You really love stories without turning it to my lips into hers with someone being happy about letting me face. I was maybe once a girl a text 5 minutes and we both looked up with not to her. We had a cell phone call. She wouldn’t even have to go hangout at all of my life, I finally got home from another person. We hungout everyday and in me and those 2 weeks were spending more than anyone does. I tried but I tried to me being loved back. It was weird about how to have to power to make her name maybe 10 feet into an argument. Then she hung out of love. She never there just for things to not to me increased. She felt it. The pure essence of everyday. From the woods and the cycle by with me, she started making up and asked her on a real kiss” so she said “Of course, more and I couldn’t be able to poo poo for the dance after 5 minutes to worry and immature days, I won’t do this, I stopped caring. Now in those 2 weeks and felt so I
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the true magic is how it can be a tldr generatorDare posted:g someone like this point because it gives mme back and left again and i hosed it up. i wish i hadnt abused to call her perfecti
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Ever since I was little it looked like fun. Probably, of course.
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:Ever since I was little it looked like fun. Uh huh ha i suppose
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The radio was on the other day and they played the first 5 seconds of 'crazy' then cut to some other song. Im still pissed off to this minute
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Now I know how Naked Lunch was written
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Mar 15, 2016 07:54
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Who was the guu who was loving dudes then shot his wife in a william tell style game
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Mar 15, 2016 07:55
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Ginsberg was the cock and endless balls one. Hrmmm
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Keroac was the "tracy chapman fast car" writer
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Mar 15, 2016 07:56
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William burroghs was he the one who shot his wife
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e/n is a markov goldminequote:andard this person have that release/ satisfaction/ completion that comes with the masturbations she want to be nagged about a year cause I've been married to accept my dogs.” She: “4” cause I've been married for reasons that as a quirk or what’s
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Isaac posted:William burroghs was he the one who shot his wife yes, Joan Vollmer “I was standing outside myself trying to stop those hangings with ghost fingers... I am a ghost wanting what every ghost wants-a body-after the Long Time moving through odorless alleys of space where no life is, only the colorless no smell of death...Nobody can breath and smell it through pink convolutions of gristle laced with crystal snot, time poo poo and black blood filters of flesh.” ― William S. Burroughs, Naked Lunch
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