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Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
If the first humans were black, how did we become white? I get how sun could make a white person black, but not the other way round

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Ein cooler Typ posted:

If the first humans were black, how did we become white? I get how sun could make a white person black, but not the other way round

We were made in GOD's image

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
Dr. Yakub

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

because if they didn't eddie griffin's comedy routine would be like four minutes long

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
My flesh is a color no mind can perceive

TEAH SYAG
Oct 2, 2009

by Lowtax
To rule over the inferior sub-human races, aka, the non-white ones. :)

Edit: The Irish don't count as white

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I'll find anything that was born with a vagina and is of age.

Thanks for asking OP.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
vampires

Grandma Panic!
Nov 4, 2006
all the privilege has to go somewhere

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Evolution guided by god obviously

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens.

TastyAvocado
Dec 9, 2009

Agag posted:

Dr. Yakub

World Kraid Center
Oct 18, 2009
why were the super saiyans white? think about it

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Agag posted:

Dr. Yakub

:omarcomin:

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Ein cooler Typ posted:

If the first humans were black, how did we become white? I get how sun could make a white person black, but not the other way round

Ever heard of sun bleaching?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Is that a rocket trophy? Kids a bad rear end.

naem
May 29, 2011

To crush your enemies

See them driven before you

And hear the lamentation of their women

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
It has to do with light exposure at high latitudes. I get this question from my students all the time. Of course, they are children, not grups like here. It's always a fun discussion, in any event.




Oh, and something about alien interbreeding or something.

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.
Because Jesus was white.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Hector Beerlioz posted:

We were made in GOD's image

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Owned by logic

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Ein cooler Typ posted:

If the first humans were black, how did we become white? I get how sun could make a white person black, but not the other way round

idiot

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

See!

spleen merchant
Jul 1, 2007
Fun Shoe
I don't see colour :angel:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

spleen merchant posted:

I don't see colour :angel:

You can't spell right either, limey

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

but the son of god was was very not

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.






Jesus was brown tmyk

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

Pawn 17 posted:

Jesus was brown tmyk

He was tanned and swole.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

but the son of god was was very not

jesus wasn't any of those

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

jesus wasn't any of those

i know

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
he was a man from jerusalem

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

he was a man from jerusalem

Nazareth, but they are both fictional places so don't worry about it.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Agag posted:

Nazareth, but they are both fictional places so don't worry about it.

both of them were a real place a long time ago

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

both of them were a real place a long time ago

In a galaxy far far away.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Agag posted:

In a galaxy far far away.

So the Mormons were right all along, whoa!?

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Somebody's gotta be the winner, OP.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Agag posted:

In a galaxy far far away.

Israel is only about 3 hours away from rome

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hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Isreal is only about 6 hours away from rome

Hey man, if you conquer a country from a bunch of unarmed natives you can call it whatever you want. Narnia, Tatooine, whatever.

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