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corn in the bible posted:2011 has a scene where they cut out an elk's still-beating heart and eat it raw While ranting about how the protagonist is too liberal and sissy because he grew up with his vegan, womanly mother.
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maybe that dad is flint abrahams it all ties together
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Mar 30, 2016 21:33
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the timeline doesn't match up at all, when would flint abrahams even get the time to legally change his name to samson rainesford and then be an old guy hunting for government super-hyenas over 30 years ago- when does this game take place? are we in space? kill animals
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Mar 30, 2016 21:40
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alcharagia posted:the timeline doesn't match up at all, when would flint abrahams even get the time to legally change his name to samson rainesford and then be an old guy hunting for government super-hyenas over 30 years ago- when does this game take place? are we in space? kill animals considering 2011 has literal magic in it perhaps he simply time-traveled this is really the deus ex of hunting games
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Mar 30, 2016 21:42
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Night10194 posted:While ranting about how the protagonist is too liberal and sissy because he grew up with his vegan, womanly mother. Eating tofu in those shopping malls of hers.
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Mar 31, 2016 03:17
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corn in the bible posted:considering 2011 has literal magic in it perhaps he simply time-traveled I'm sorry, but WHAT. Please elaborate. (I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not)
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Mar 31, 2016 07:01
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AmewTheFox posted:I'm sorry, but WHAT. The Cabela games are pretty good.
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Apr 1, 2016 16:03
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AmewTheFox posted:I'm sorry, but WHAT. I think that's the one Chip & Ironicus did as an interlude? If so, it's ... something. ( http://www.chipandironicus.com/videos/hunt/ )
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Apr 1, 2016 16:35
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AmewTheFox posted:I'm sorry, but WHAT. Well there's a mysterious spooky whistle noise that causes animals to go berserk and kill Cabela's Man and it is never fully explained whether it comes from the government super-hyenas or is just magic.
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alcharagia posted:Well there's a mysterious spooky whistle noise that causes animals to go berserk and kill Cabela's Man and it is never fully explained whether it comes from the government super-hyenas or is just magic. This is dumb and was thought up by a hack but I still prefer it because at least it explains the animals' ultraviolent behavior. Cabela's 2009 seems to think that all animals are just inherently evil, all by themselves, as if they somehow evolved to be thoughtlessly aggressive at all times towards anything that moves. Cabela's 2009 thinks the Humane Society is a criminal organization. Cabela's 2009 thinks Sea World is too nice to its orcas. Cabela's 2009 thinks that the dentist who shot Cecil the lion should have tortured him first. Cabela's 2009 is hostile to all living things.
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Apr 2, 2016 17:16
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PART 4: INDIA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY2KZp-_Qr8 Joining me are Loco, NGDBSS, and a series of terrible audio fuckups. I think they are mostly fixed but maybe not!
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Nira: "All four of them? How?" Abrahams: "Well Mr Nira, I used my eyes and I used my ears." Nira: "No, I meant how and why did you carry them all back here and leave them in one big pile? It seems both impossible and pointless." Edit: Also, that log crossing mini game might be the worst mini game of all time. Cathode Raymond fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Apr 2, 2016 |
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Apr 2, 2016 20:20
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Cathode Raymond posted:Nira: "All four of them? How?" It is pretty drat terrible, yeah. If there's a way to do it without just mashing buttons, I haven't seen it. None of the other advice I could find was at all effective, including the stuff the game tells you.
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I'm guessing this level was non-canon to the Cabela's 2009 lore. There's no way Abrahams would leave those tigers alive if he could help it.
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Apr 6, 2016 09:01
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PART 5: BRITISH COLUMBIA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJH4skYw_6Y Featuring The Lesbiathan and BEAUTIFUL NEXT-GEN HD
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Apr 6, 2016 18:25
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Wow, that visual difference. Holy crap.
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Apr 6, 2016 18:36
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Derek Barona posted:Wow, that visual difference. Holy crap. Yep! It just sort of... worked today, and I don't have any idea why. So I can't even promise the rest of the game will be in HD! e: Before anyone asked, it was loving up the graphics even when just plugged into my tv, so it wasnt an issue with my capture equipment. Today I decided to try recording the messed up graphics as a bonus and the game worked perfectly instead 
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Apr 6, 2016 18:58
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Yeah, that actually looks reasonable now, and not just in the "unfucked PS2" graphics way. My guess, given this, is that perhaps the PS3 port was intended to run like this in HD just fine. But when the game shat itself over actually showing that footage and you downsized to SD, their software wasn't downsizing things properly. Or maybe I'm just grasping at straws here?
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PART 6: CONGO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbIKbQ00AyQ Lesbiathan is here again and so am I and so are some hippos. Enjoy the video
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Apr 13, 2016 17:20
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I thought Henry Tally was murdered by the lions.
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Activision has a Steam sale that includes Cabela's stuff. Is African Adventures as amazingly dumb as the negative reviews portray it?
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SelenicMartian posted:Activision has a Steam sale that includes Cabela's stuff. Is African Adventures as amazingly dumb as the negative reviews portray it? African Adventures has some dull parts, but it also has stealth missions where you must avoid patrolling zebra in order to assassinate the head zebra
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corn in the bible posted:African Adventures has some dull parts, but it also has stealth missions where you must avoid patrolling zebra in order to assassinate the head zebra I feel like Cabela's games are an indication that if they had their way, history would be rewritten entirely. Man does not war with man, he wars with the treacherous beasts of the wild who seek to murder and enslave all of humanity under their hooves and paws. Derek Barona fucked around with this message at 17:30 on Apr 15, 2016 |
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Apr 15, 2016 17:28
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here's what it looks like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qb4BjzyoDM
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Apr 15, 2016 17:31
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The MGS music made it.
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I got Dangerous Hunts 2013 with card money and its 2.5 hours of story were quite a ride. My favourite part is that they added a button for turning around and sniping at beasts attacking from behind in bullet time. So, the best way to deal with large packs is to face away from them and wait until they trigger the special shot one by one. corn in the bible posted:here's what it looks like
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I note that several times you shoot a crocodile at point blank range and it says the shot was at like, 60-70 yards.
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Shoeless posted:I note that several times you shoot a crocodile at point blank range and it says the shot was at like, 60-70 yards. Clearly the bullet hit a second crocodile after exiting the first.
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 Yes, they do turn around sometimes and you need to hide.
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SelenicMartian posted:
What happens if they catch you? Does the Gemsbok Ambassador complain about your espionage on the floor of the UN? I thought that Cabela's just fetishized human-on-nonhuman violence but some of these missions seem to indicate that it's so much weirder and more complex than that.
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SelenicMartian posted:
Is this going to be your next LP? I mean, you already know all about having to fight through hordes of animal warriors....
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PART 7: THAILAND https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3keRiHtfZ_8 Joining me today is Ceciltron and Great Joe. We save some bears, which is very out of character for Flint, but whatever.
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Don't worry. Flint just put the radio collars on the bears so he can kill them with guided missiles later on.
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Keksen posted:Don't worry. Flint just put the radio collars on the bears so he can kill them with guided missiles later on. There are bombs in the collars. He'll hit a button and collect the carcasses later.
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Anoia posted:There are bombs in the collars. He'll hit a button and collect the carcasses later.
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And of course, the elephants, one of the most chill animals in all of nature to anyone who doesn't start poo poo with them first and easily the least predatory creatures in this game so far, are depicted in this game as roving death reavers who will hunt you down from across the map if they even think you might be there and chew on your bones. Cabela's!
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Derek Barona posted:And of course, the elephants, one of the most chill animals in all of nature to anyone who doesn't start poo poo with them first and easily the least predatory creatures in this game so far, are depicted in this game as roving death reavers who will hunt you down from across the map if they even think you might be there and chew on your bones. Cabela's! Well, Elephants are actually really smart. They might just realize who Flint is and what he intends.
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PART 8: NAMIBIA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnNTa0aZO9I Mateo joins me for this exciting video in which we save a man from the heart of darkness.
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Things like animals being "endangered" is just the kind of poo poo those bleeding-heart liberals like Samson Rainsford's ex-wife come up with the ruin the art of the hunt! They probably come up with these kinds of things while eating tofu in their shopping malls...
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I love how Flint says, "stay here, I'll go for help" then immediately proceeds to keep on hunting the leopard he originally came to kill. Classic Flint.
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