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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I find tossing myself into red hot lava is the best exfoliation on mother Gaia. HTH, Op.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Gotta take my post workout shower here. Gonna use this thread as my guide and shove a whole bar of soap up my rear end.

Thanks goons!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Lol, Just, Lol if you don't bathe in your toilet, after firing a brown torpedo into it.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Stex T posted:

As a percentage of total shower time, how much of my shower should be spent cleaning the cock and balls?

98%

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