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What kind of Wizard, Magician, Warlock, or Witch would you want to be? I know EXACTLY what I would do but I'm not going to tell you cause you'd steal my cool sick idea and try to be like "yeah I'd do that too." Go ahead post yours and maybe when I close the thread I'll tell you all my slick cool idea.
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*checks casio* witching hour aproaches *double checks* fag
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Mar 22, 2016 05:56
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I don't think you can magic someone into liking your bad posts.
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Mar 22, 2016 05:56
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:I don't think you can magic someone into liking your bad posts. Well you're in trouble then haha!
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Mar 22, 2016 05:58
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two chicks at once
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Mar 22, 2016 05:58
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I would do card tricks, only with real magic.
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Mar 22, 2016 05:59
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i would finally try out this "magic: the gathering" if it weren't for my crippling anxiety any kind of gathering really gives me a case of the howling fantods
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Mar 22, 2016 05:59
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naem posted:two chicks at once So some kind of illusionist?
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Mar 22, 2016 05:59
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I'd probably build a sick wizard lair/tower in the mountains by my city. I'd have an awesome talking familiar that I would use as my envoy like a great horned owl or a jaguar or something. If I was, like, the only wizard then I would take over the world & kill anyone who disagreed with me. I'd probably end up being Chairman Mao type evil.
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Mar 22, 2016 06:00
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i'd be a Fatty Mäjgoo
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Mar 22, 2016 06:01
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I live in my tower in the woods where I can summon all the cheetos and mt dew I want.
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Mar 22, 2016 06:01
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I'd want the ability to make people poo poo themselves like that part in KOTOR.
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Mar 22, 2016 06:02
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Like I said in our world. YOu guys would need to buy land, get contractors to build that tower, and that costs money. You better have a job. I'd imagine it would be regulated and require licenses and safety courses too. Also you're not the only wizard so no taking over the world because no one else has it. Imagine we alll live in the same world and posters from GBS for some reason get the magical powers.
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Mar 22, 2016 06:02
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I cast gigantus in my pantus
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Mar 22, 2016 06:02
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I'm upset that people aren't taking this thread seriously b/c I probably spend at least 5% of my waking life thinking about this very subject.
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Mar 22, 2016 06:03
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>uses psionics to steal OP's secret
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Mar 22, 2016 06:04
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GirlBones posted:I'm upset that people aren't taking this thread seriously b/c I probably spend at least 5% of my waking life thinking about this very subject. Then its your time to shine! SirEvelynTremble posted:>uses psionics to steal OP's secret You learn my secret but it does not apply to psionic powers so you are boned and envious.
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Mar 22, 2016 06:05
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Microwaves Mom posted:Like I said in our world. YOu guys would need to buy land, get contractors to build that tower, and that costs money. You better have a job. I'd imagine it would be regulated and require licenses and safety courses too. I'm pretty confident that I would be the most powerful wizard. And even if there are more wizards than just me, I disagree with the idea that I would need to go through mundane channels to construct my tower. I would magic it into existence and dare anyone to tell me I can't.
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Mar 22, 2016 06:05
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Commie NedFlanders posted:i would finally try out this "magic: the gathering" if it weren't for my crippling anxiety
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Mar 22, 2016 06:05
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wayne curr posted:I cast gigantus in my pantus
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Mar 22, 2016 06:07
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:I don't think you can magic someone into liking your bad posts. Actually, that seems like a trivially easy thing to do under most any fictional system of magic that's ever been devised.
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Mar 22, 2016 06:08
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GirlBones posted:I'm pretty confident that I would be the most powerful wizard. And even if there are more wizards than just me, I disagree with the idea that I would need to go through mundane channels to construct my tower. I would magic it into existence and dare anyone to tell me I can't. So you would be using some kind of Conjuring powers? Are you saying you'd be a conjuror? That'd be taxing and require resources to still summon. You can't get something for nothing! You'd probably need at least some high quality gems and gold to convert into the tower.
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Cnut the Great posted:Actually, that seems like a trivially easy thing to do under most any fictional system of magic that's ever been devised. cnut ive beeen drinking quite' heavily'
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Mar 22, 2016 06:09
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I am already the dream warrior.
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Mar 22, 2016 06:09
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Wicker Man posted:I am already the dream warrior. dude................
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Mar 22, 2016 06:10
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id be the erection wizard capable of getting erections at will
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Mar 22, 2016 06:10
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What kind of magic? Harry Potter magic where some people are just born literally superior and capable of expressing something plebs aren't, and this somehow lends itself to an odd anachronistic way of life that's frankly a bit shittier than what we have? Is it A Song Of Ice And Fire magic where it's all symbolism obsidian-kills-ice-demons, fire kills ice zombies, but the good guys are secretly bad guys and loving _nobody_ understands how the magic actually works and it's probably all an effortless expression of a malevolent fat Diety locked in an eternal struggle with his suspenders? Is it a more egalitarian force anyone can manipulate, like can I read a spell that lets me siphon energy from a crystal and blast it into the skull of my foes? Can I be Gohan? These are the questions you gotta answer before I can discusss the particualrs.
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Mar 22, 2016 06:11
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Microwaves Mom posted:So you would be using some kind of Conjuring powers? Are you saying you'd be a conjuror? That'd be taxing and require resources to still summon. You can't get something for nothing! You'd probably need at least some high quality gems and gold to convert into the tower. No, pretty much all it requires is some arcane knowledge and finger wiggling.
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Mar 22, 2016 06:12
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GirlBones posted:No, pretty much all it requires is some arcane knowledge and finger wiggling. how many fingers do you have to sacrifice for this? Lotta fingers imo hemophilia posted:What kind of magic? Harry Potter magic where some people are just born literally superior and capable of expressing something plebs aren't, and this somehow lends itself to an odd anachronistic way of life that's frankly a bit shittier than what we have? Gohan / Goku really aren't magicians though they use martial arts. I suppose you could argue chi and stuff is magic though so if you wanted to be some kind of chi wizard sure. Harry potter is dumb and stupid to smoke, but if you wanna be some lameoid with a wand that requires a wand and magic words you could probably perform at children's birthday parties.
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Mar 22, 2016 06:14
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Orkin Mang posted:cnut ive beeen drinking quite' heavily' i can't drink....i was born without an esophagus...very sad.
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Mar 22, 2016 06:16
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Cnut the Great posted:i can't drink....i was born without an esophagus...very sad. this is Job level....may i slam a shot for u, my brother??
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Mar 22, 2016 06:18
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Microwaves Mom posted:
It's ok everyone he's just a level III Butt Witch nothing to worry about
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Mar 22, 2016 06:18
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I would transmute all the poo poo into gold and devalue it entirely not beccause of inflation but because everyone is now gold and I no longer have anything to live for
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Mar 22, 2016 06:19
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The kind that can kill people through thought, I would abuse the hell out of that.
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Mar 22, 2016 06:21
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stabbing
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Mar 22, 2016 06:23
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a loving Necromancer is there even any other choice
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naem posted:stabbing
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Mar 22, 2016 06:23
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i would be the wizard of sound effects
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Alan Smithee posted:I would transmute all the poo poo into gold and devalue it entirely You madman. You guys all have these lofty dreams. Let me tell you what the life of a real magic user would be like. I went to school for as a guise of a cleric but in reality I dabbled in necromancy and used the practice cadavers they gave us as animated zombies and skeletons to do my bidding. When I graduate top of my class I pay off my student loans by playing video games 24/7 while my crew of zombies, ghouls, and skeletons work jobs IRL for me. They don't need food, insurance, or anything just do menial labor jobs for me like work fast food, and graveyard security shifts. (Heh graveyard) I'd research a phylactery on the side so eventually I could make myself some immortal lich that lives for millions of years and can continue to just chill and play video games while my workforce does what I command it to. I mean we got grlllbones thinking you can just make anything from nothing. Someone doesn't even know what reagents are Clearly they got sucked into going to like Dumbledore University or some poo poo. Shaquin posted:a loving Necromancer is there even any other choice SOMEONE GETS IT! Meanwhile me and Shaquin livin the sweet life doing nothing but chillin.
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lmao
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