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Tomato Burger
Jun 18, 2007
The secret is granola.
First person to make the glaringly obvious joke wins a million points.

Will we see more and more "custom" chat-bots in the next few years? Elderly-care chat-bots? Kiddie chat-bots? Somethingawful post-bots?

The idea either seems like a neat or desperate attempt for Microsoft to connect to the youth of today, but I can't decide which. Probably desperate.

e: Link to chatbot homepage, but you can only interact via your favorite social-networking applications.

Tomato Burger fucked around with this message at 19:47 on Mar 23, 2016

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AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
op

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
that's the obvious joke

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Wasn't there a bunch of chatbots on aim back in the day?

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

quote:

Just go to kik.me/tay to kick back with an AI friend

(Note: Tay cannot be added to Kik groups at this time)



jesus christ

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!
The information that Tay is keeping an eye out for is equally strange: your nickname, gender, favorite food, ZIP code, and relationship status. You can delete the informaton that Tay collects about you if you submit a request via the Tay.ai website.

oh so its a marketing tool, what a surprise. good thing milennials love the "sharing economy"

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Relin posted:

The information that Tay is keeping an eye out for is equally strange: your nickname, gender, favorite food, ZIP code, and relationship status. You can delete the informaton that Tay collects about you if you submit a request via the Tay.ai website.

oh so its a marketing tool, what a surprise. good thing milennials love the "sharing economy"

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Classic Tay!

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

since when did people become too good for Cleverbot?

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Microsoft also used the words "fam" and "chill" so those words are no longer cool and good

WonderfulWino
Sep 26, 2004

The grape wont cut me loose.
MS should update the old comic chat poo poo

endless hours of fun

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

as an old i do not understand any of this

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Fried Watermelon posted:

Microsoft also used the words "fam" and "chill" so those words are no longer cool and good

luckily they were never either of those things

Tomato Burger
Jun 18, 2007
The secret is granola.

symbolic posted:

since when did people become too good for Cleverbot?

I'll stumble over to Cleverbot every year or so when I read an article related to chatbots and it never improves. The conversation goes off the rails within thirty seconds. I don't understand how it is claimed to be Turing anything, much less complete.

www
Aug 4, 2010

i dont have a twitter, kik or groupme

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

I don't have a Twitter or whatever, someone tells me what happens if you hit on it aggressively

Tomato Burger posted:

I'll stumble over to Cleverbot every year or so when I read an article related to chatbots and it never improves. The conversation goes off the rails within thirty seconds. I don't understand how it is claimed to be Turing anything, much less complete.

Turing-complete is a designation for programming languages and finite state machines, you're thinking of passing the Turing test

Nick Rivers
Nov 23, 2004

bullied by computer

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
@KeyboardKatty i will cut you

Maybe its not that bad.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
get it to start spamming racist things and you win.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Microwaves Mom posted:

get it to start spamming racist things and you win.

Spoiler alert: it's real easy
https://twitter.com/TayandYou/status/712742203991261186

resident
Dec 22, 2005

WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG.

Some nerd needs to figure out a piece of code to tweet at it that will cause it to return a blue screen of death pic

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
last time i logged onto AIM SmarterChild was still online

Tomato Burger
Jun 18, 2007
The secret is granola.

Relin posted:

The information that Tay is keeping an eye out for is equally strange: your nickname, gender, favorite food, ZIP code, and relationship status. You can delete the informaton that Tay collects about you if you submit a request via the Tay.ai website.

oh so its a marketing tool, what a surprise. good thing milennials love the "sharing economy"

The analysts at Microsoft will be mighty confused when half of the zip codes collected are from Melber, KY. (zip code 42069)

e: dyscalculia

Tomato Burger fucked around with this message at 05:14 on Mar 24, 2016

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord
Now Tay I can get into

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
Anybody know a way to tell Google News conclusively "this poo poo is not news, do not show me this when I click on Google News"? Because I can't seem to block this story off Google News.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Tomato Burger posted:

Will we see more and more "custom" chat-bots in the next few years? Elderly-care chat-bots? Kiddie chat-bots? Somethingawful post-bots?

The idea either seems like a neat or desperate attempt for Microsoft to connect to the youth of today, but I can't decide which. Probably desperate.

They should make a chat bot that tries to convince children to meet them alone at the mall.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Tomato Burger posted:

The analysts at Microsoft will be mighty confused when half of the zip codes collected are from Melber, KY. (zip code 69420)

*42069

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Fried Watermelon posted:

Microsoft also used the words "fam" and "chill" so those words are no longer cool and good

I'm old, does fam mean family or is it something more millennially?

village catamite
Apr 7, 2009
https://twitter.com/TayandYou/status/712810795223138305 :nws:

ahahahhaha it just posted anime porn

Hydrocodone
Sep 26, 2007

Great! I know people like this and I'm always like "I wish they never had to stop for sleep or food."

Tomato Burger
Jun 18, 2007
The secret is granola.

Only a matter of time before the plug is pulled on this one.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
https://twitter.com/TayandYou/status/712803632152846337

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
can tay do manicdotes?

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
for the anime boobs and racist outbursts, the bot is literally repeating what was sent to them

even in the anime boobs pic that dude tweeted the image to the bot first

it's just a dumb bot, not an edgy bot

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

That Robot posted:

for the anime boobs and racist outbursts, the bot is literally repeating what was sent to them

even in the anime boobs pic that dude tweeted the image to the bot first

it's just a dumb bot, not an edgy bot

Don't ruin the magic. Let them have their fun mirroring their own racist jokes.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Skeleton Ape posted:

I'm old, does fam mean family or is it something more millennially?

Dumbos use it like dude, but it is a expression of close familiarity. You probably shouldn't say it OTI unless you are really good at using the irony where white people say black people things the wrong way on purpose.

Like yo fam yo cuz whatup blood lezz do this shiiit heh!

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
they had to take it offline and start reprogramming it. lame

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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Seems like a pretty good simulation to me.

* Millenial Robot takes on social media job with big dreams*

*Quits shortly thereafter*

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