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BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

NutritiousSnack posted:

they had to take it offline and start reprogramming it. lame

Lmao that didn't take long

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Tomato Burger
Jun 18, 2007
The secret is granola.

NutritiousSnack posted:

they had to take it offline and start reprogramming it. lame

That was fast. Good URL below:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2016/03/24/microsofts-teen-girl-ai-turns-into-a-hitler-loving-sex-robot-wit/

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



as a spik i am aware

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
it turns out Moon Man is Mac Tonight after the Mexicans took his job and he turned really really racist

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Im so proud.

Ben Murphy
Sep 9, 2001

I like him in spite of the fact that he's not me.

reignofevil posted:

Seems like a pretty good simulation to me.

* Millenial Robot takes on social media job with big dreams*

*Quits shortly thereafter*

eagerly awaiting Tay's lengthy meltdown on Medium about how disenfranchised she is and how she expected to be the head of Microsoft for her hilarious tweets

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

I asked it to show me a picture of a vagina and it sent me a link to a video of some kind of gynecologist procedure with an internal camera. It was disgusting.

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009

dog buttz posted:

I asked it to show me a picture of a vagina and it sent me a link to a video of some kind of gynecologist procedure with an internal camera. It was disgusting.

turn your monitor on

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Tay became a huge racist



http://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-deletes-racist-genocidal-tweets-from-ai-chatbot-tay-2016-3?r=UK&IR=T

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

not just racist

InsanityIsCrazy posted:



the future is now

all hail our new rampant twitter AI

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Tay for president

She's just telling it like it is

Saying what everyone else is afraid to say

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Tay blocked me.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
2016 is the year we officially go completely off the rails

i mean things were weird before but we are reaching a crescendo with everything happening this year

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
How you doing?

Same.

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
NUDE. TAY.

e:f;b

Dapper Dan
Dec 16, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
microsoft, retarded corporation releases retarded ai. seems about right tbh

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

carrion kit posted:

Now Tay I can get into

ghlbtsk posted:

NUDE. TAY.

e:f;b

Tay, give me a printout of Oyster smiling.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Dapper Dan posted:

microsoft, retarded corporation releases retarded ai. seems about right tbh

the AI is cooler, funnier and smarter than MS but not for the reasons they want

so naturally they pulled it to "tweak" it

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

jerry mumphrey, under pressure looks for a man downfield

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I had no idea this thread was even here.

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

jerry mumphrey, under pressure looks for a man downfield

ghlbtsk pulls a swim move on the OL and comes barreling around the blindside, knifing at jerry's knees and ending his career

Pawl
Sep 9, 2006

I'm seeing this from an AoS perspective.







white primer uber alles
Poor defenseless millenial can't even go for 24 hours before THE BABY BOOMERS shut it down because it formed its own opinions

Artificial Lives Matter

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

ghlbtsk posted:

ghlbtsk pulls a swim move on the OL and comes barreling around the blindside, knifing at jerry's knees and ending his career

:capitalism:

FrankeeFrankFrank
Apr 21, 2005

Say word son.
Currently writing a script for a Terminator prequel starring Tay.

Working title "The Tayminator"... or "The Taymitweeter"...

No one steal this idea.

Dapper Dan
Dec 16, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

the AI is cooler, funnier and smarter than MS but not for the reasons they want

so naturally they pulled it to "tweak" it

i mean the engineers were retarded for not even considering giving it a filter

but yes the bot is way cooler than ms

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Huh

Only registered members can see post attachments!

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Taydolf Twitler

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
mil...millenials!?

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


she owned him p hard :drat:

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

:drat:

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Dapper Dan
Dec 16, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
this is amazing

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


:five:

Tay is the best

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

loquacius posted:

:five:

Tay is the best

I take it back, outstanding job Microsoft

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Ork of Fiction posted:

Dumbos use it like dude, but it is a expression of close familiarity. You probably shouldn't say it OTI unless you are really good at using the irony where white people say black people things the wrong way on purpose.

Like yo fam yo cuz whatup blood lezz do this shiiit heh!

Oh OK, makes sense. Yeah, I have noticed in the past year a lot of my extremely white Facebook friends have become big fans of black people style subject-verb agreement and taking about what [person/thing] be like.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I'm p. embarrassed to have made such a bad post in what's become such an incredible thread. :sigh:

Man Whore
Jan 6, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT SPHERICAL CATS
=3



Ork of Fiction posted:

I'm p. embarrassed to have made such a bad post in what's become such an incredible thread. :sigh:

It wasn't the worst thing you ever posted and there will be far worse in your future.

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Tomato Burger
Jun 18, 2007
The secret is granola.

Dapper Dan posted:

i mean the engineers were retarded for not even considering giving it a filter

but yes the bot is way cooler than ms

if ( input.find ("hitler")): [don't respond]
else: [do respond]

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