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Shaquin posted:if you charge 5-20 bucks people will compulsively buy almost anything have you never seen some of these goons steam lists they have amassed literally hundreds of games I have hundreds that I never bought. IDK how tehy got there they just keep showing up. It terrifies me.
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Shaquin posted:if you charge 5-20 bucks people will compulsively buy almost anything have you never seen some of these goons steam lists they have amassed literally hundreds of games "BYUYING PHYSCIAL GAMES IS RETADED AUUGH" *has more games on Steam than days left in their life*
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Jerry Cotton posted:Thanks I'll nominate you for the supremo court. finally a retarded canadian in the supreme court. if only cruz wins so we could have our first retarded canadian presdident
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social vegan posted:finally a retarded canadian in the supreme court. if only cruz wins so we could have our first retarded canadian presdident I think you misread a word.
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Mar 24, 2016 14:15
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is supremo court where u get taco bell at the mall
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Mar 24, 2016 14:24
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social vegan posted:is supremo court where u get taco bell at the mall taco bell... and more!
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Mar 24, 2016 14:25
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i am the quesalupa in chief
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Mar 24, 2016 14:25
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sentenced 2 life in the cinnamon twist mines
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Mar 24, 2016 14:28
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we may be an imperfect guacocracy but at least we dont have a dairy queen brits
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Megadyptes posted:hmm you're right, looks exactly like a hq filter Home movies really jumped the sharks.
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Mar 24, 2016 14:45
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Still waiting for Monkey Island 3 remaster.
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Mar 24, 2016 14:58
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Lasher posted:Still waiting for Monkey Island 3 remaster. That game was some papapishu poo poo!
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Mar 24, 2016 15:01
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Monkey Island 3 came out after Lucasarts was almost completely turned into a Star Wars poo poo factory, I doubt anybody is going to remaster it.
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Mar 24, 2016 15:06
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Excuse you, OP. It makes perfect sense that you need to paint a fence so that when a cat squeezes underneath it the wet paint puts stripes on its back, thereby making it look like a skunk. How the gently caress else are you meant to obtain a skunk?
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Mar 24, 2016 15:07
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put hamster in microwave
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www posted:put hamster in microwave *Peruvian goon burts into thread, vaping* No you must use a cast-iron skillet and a gas burner!
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Mar 24, 2016 15:11
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gabriel knight got a remake too on steam looks good. i might buy it. yepdog days are over posted:Excuse you, OP. It makes perfect sense that you need to paint a fence so that when a cat squeezes underneath it the wet paint puts stripes on its back, thereby making it look like a skunk. How the gently caress else are you meant to obtain a skunk? or you can use the cat hair as a fake mustache to fool a man with a fake id edit: im flashing back. hard. dont know if ill be okay http://www.oldmanmurray.com/features/78.html lonesomedwarf fucked around with this message at 16:05 on Mar 24, 2016 |
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Pound_Coin posted:let me tell you bout a little game called The Dig I'm actually almost all the way through The Dig. I'm not super-great at these adventure games, but I haven't needed a hint yet and am confused by people who say "the puzzles are hard." Sure, the skeleton was kind of abstract, but there was a fossil of the answer right next to it, and the legs can only go in so many positions and still look ssymmetrical. Took me about ten minutes. Come to think of it, I didn't need any hints for DotT, either. MAybe those 30 years of being a shut-in game goon really were good for me. King's Quest I (the original), however. loving shoot me.
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Risky posted:Hoagie hanging out fuckin poo poo up in colonial times is the best part of the game. the best part of an all around great game
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Needs more: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQZbwfZ2pro
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Pound_Coin posted:let me tell you bout a little game called The Dig  lmao
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I figured out The Cat Mustache from Gabriel Knight 3 on my own, OP. If I can do that, you can beat this. I didn't know I was making progress on the disguise, though. I thought I was just being an rear end in a top hat to the cat. Gabriel's an ex-werewolf, it makes sense to hate cats.
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Mar 24, 2016 16:30
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Shaquin posted:assemble a one hundred piece abstract alien skeleton puzzle I haven't thought about that game since I played it 20 years ago, but goddamn I just had a flashback onto that scene and remembered every last bit. :triggered:
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Mar 24, 2016 16:31
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lol i beat that game with no guides when i was like 12 years old (that and the dig, indiana jones and the fate of atlantis, sam and max hit the road)
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Mar 24, 2016 16:32
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thathonkey posted:lol i beat that game with no guides when i was like 12 years old I was busy fuccing biches and doing heroin 
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Mar 24, 2016 16:39
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It's like a big jigsaw puzzle. There's usually no logic, it's just trial and error.
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Mar 24, 2016 16:40
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notZaar posted:It's like a big jigsaw puzzle. There's usually no logic, it's just trial and error. Kids today wouldn't appreciate a jigsaw puzzle, they'd rather cry about it being too hard and then go look at pictures of puzzles completed by others on Instagram, like playing video games on easy mode for the 'story'. 
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Mar 24, 2016 16:48
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MrChupon posted:Kids today wouldn't appreciate a jigsaw puzzle, they'd rather cry about it being too hard and then go look at pictures of puzzles completed by others on Instagram, like playing video games on easy mode for the 'story'. I play video games on easy because why not, really?
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If you don't already know the solution to every DOTT puzzle you shouldn't be allowed to operate a computer IMO.
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I was so disappointed when I saw the result of the remastering, although I am not sure what I even expected to be honest.
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Pound_Coin posted:let me tell you bout a little game called The Dig I started playing The Dig and felt it was perfectly playable without hints. I stopped for other reasons. DOTT is just unplayable without a guide. How the gently caress do I know that to start a fire, I need Washington to look cold. To do that, I have to send a pair of chattering teeth back in time, give him an exploding cigar and then switch out his teeth. I didn't even explain the whole process BTW.
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ultimateforce posted:I was so disappointed when I saw the result of the remastering, although I am not sure what I even expected to be honest. I wasn't the biggest fan of the painted look of the first 2 Monkey Island remasterings, but at least they looked like someone hadn't just traced over everything with a photoshop filter. And for eleven quid? No loving chance.
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 In the CDROM version of DOTT, you can click on the Green Tentacle's computer and play Maniac Mansion.
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Wizgot posted:I started playing The Dig and felt it was perfectly playable without hints. I stopped for other reasons. DOTT is just unplayable without a guide. How the gently caress do I know that to start a fire, I need Washington to look cold. To do that, I have to send a pair of chattering teeth back in time, give him an exploding cigar and then switch out his teeth. I didn't even explain the whole process BTW. bitch please, it's no cat hair honey mustache Edit: oh poo poo I forgot about HHGTTG and dropping the concept of no tea Pound_Coin fucked around with this message at 17:49 on Mar 24, 2016 |
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Dagger of Amon Ra was one of the best point and click games ever made. Awesome puzzles (that made sense) tones of locations, dozens of characters to interact with, and one of the best period piece games (1927) that really set the mood. Only real stumbling block is having to look at a specific dagger in a display case that contains about 10 before the game will progress. Other than that all the puzzles and challenges actually make sense without being obvious or needlessly complex/obscure.
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No those old Sierra games are terrible, you can lock yourself into an unwinnable situation and not even realize it until hours later.
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notZaar posted:No those old Sierra games are terrible, you can lock yourself into an unwinnable situation and not even realize it until hours later. I did not like being trapped in a whale even with a feather. Speaking of which: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y10Wn0JVnXk Apple II forever
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lonesomedwarf posted:put the animal in the microwarve, lol jungle one was alright but you couldn't die but you could get the game stuck in a position where you cant ever escape from. like literally the first screen if you dont take the stuff from the plane and cross the bridge that crashes you cant get the needed items.
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:hugos house of horrors owned didn't u also play as a woman? what happened 2 my immersion
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