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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Like, say a sovereign citizen commits a crime on a U.S. waterway and is hauled before a federal maritime court and the flag has a gold fringe and everything, does he finally shut up and accept his just punishment or are there more hijinks to be had?

Also since no sovereign citizen thread would be complete without it, here's the Sovereign Citizens Getting Owned Compilation.

Goons disagree on many issues regarding crime and punishment, but I think I speak for all of us when I say it warms the cockles of my goon heart to watch these idiots get beaten and tazed exactly as they deserve for being colossal fuckheads.

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

loquacius posted:

Been a while since we've had sovcitchat

Has there ever been a single solitary instance of a sovereign citizen's cheat code phrases actually working or do they just get tazed every time, and if it's the latter why are there still people trying to do this stuff

There have been instances of Soveriegn citizens getting off on technicalities and misattributing it to the cheat codes they also threw around, but most if not all sovcit cheat codes are complete gibberish.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Officer: "Driver's license and registration, please."

Sovcit: "I'm not driving I'm travelling!"

Officer: "Oh, well have a nice day, sir!"

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
By putting these brackets around my name, I am shielding it from power of the Judge's evil eye.

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