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I don't even own an Uber 
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You should start your own cab company, OP and run Uber out of business.
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Mar 24, 2016 17:52
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Do the thing from the movie "Soul Plane" but with an unlicensed taxi.
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Mar 24, 2016 18:00
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I've never actually seen the movie Soul Plane, but from what I gather it's about a Black man who starts his own airline for Black stereotypes.
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Mar 24, 2016 18:02
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I guess you'll never be the "head" of a major corporation, OP
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Mar 24, 2016 18:03
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Shaquin posted:voted thread one please deactivate OP from posting FTFY
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Mar 24, 2016 18:12
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I used to be an Uber driver, OP, but I got deactivated because of my severe diarrhea problems.
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Mar 24, 2016 18:14
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So what happens if you get deactivated, OP? Do they remote detonate a bomb implanted in your spine, or is it more like a vial of acid that causes your body to liquefy?
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Mar 24, 2016 18:19
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Troposphere posted:I'd only rate my driver a 1 if they hit on me or tried to convert me to Christianity which was way more often than it should have been I had a cab driver try to convert me to islam once.
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Mar 24, 2016 18:24
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I'm booking an uber driver right now and I'm rating him a 1 without even getting in the car.
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Mar 24, 2016 18:29
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Troposphere posted:at least that would have been interesting Maybe he thought that if he converted you the power of Christ would turn you straight and then you would date him.
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Mar 24, 2016 18:32
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:hmm i didnt think to compare uber drivers to making GBS threads in a diaper, this is a good point that i didnt consider previously. The metaphor is apt.
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Mar 24, 2016 18:38
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Troposphere posted:I wouldn't date any uber driver that hit on me because it's mega creepy to hit on people you don't know who are in your car and can't escape you Did he at least lock the doors immediately after asking you?
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Mar 24, 2016 18:40
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At least you still have AirB&B to fall back on, OP.
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Mar 24, 2016 19:08
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Three Olives posted:One time my Uber driver parked across the street from my house instead of under the porte cochère and I'm like, no, I'm across the street where the big sign with the address on your phone is and he insisted that he couldn't go across the street and I would have to come meet him. lol what's the matter, spend so much money on your condo that you can't afford your own car?
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Mar 24, 2016 19:17
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I only ever voted a driver lower than 5 one time and that's because he was ranting about Jews, the Chinese, biblical prophecies, and "Obongo". I hear that's pretty much the only reason any Uber driver is rated less than 5.
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Mar 24, 2016 19:39
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The last time I took an Uber car the driver had covered the entire dashboard in scented candles and the glare from the flickering flames made it impossible to see out the windshield and the smell was so bad I started to puke and couldn't stop puking constantly until we reached my destination. Also he stopped suddenly and several candles fell into my lap, scalding my genitals with hot wax. I rated him a 4.
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Mar 24, 2016 19:51
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One time I took an uber ride but the driver was so fat he took up both the front seats and also he farted continuously.
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Mar 24, 2016 20:00
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EngineerSean posted:Gonna copy this business model except it will be named Boober and only hot chicks can drive for me. I will invest $1000
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Mar 24, 2016 20:03
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A few night ago me and my three friends took an Uber back from the club and one of us left him a "present" in his back seat  . Also rated him a 1 and dumped our Gatorade down the back of his shirt as we fled the car.
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Mar 24, 2016 20:33
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One time we played a prank on an Uber drive coming to pick us up r by telling him our driveway was holographically disguised as a solid concrete wall and told him to just drive straight into it at top speed and he would pass through unharmed. The idiot actually believed us 
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Mar 24, 2016 20:48
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Minimalist Program posted:Lol but my best uber experience ever was when I ordered an uber to come pick me up but then by the time they called to say they were at my door, I'd risen through the ranks of the post WW1 political scene in Germany and become the reich chancellor and launched the invasion of Poland. I guess you could say you'd become an "Ubermensch"
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Mar 24, 2016 21:41
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If you ride alone you're riding with Mohammed.
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Mar 25, 2016 12:14
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