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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Digital Fingers posted:

Someone who in instead of typing posts out records themselves talking and posts that instead

eric posted:

someone that only replies with filtered memes

Combine these two.

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Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Squizzle posted:

Combine these two.

They also have a benzo addiction

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
A poster who never makes a single post

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Parity warning posted:

A poster who never makes a single post

This guy's on it

http://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=33732

Not a single post in 13 years. :(

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

btich

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



post bad but instead of getting mad snap off a meaty zestloaf

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
A poster just learning about Sonic for the first time in every thread they post in.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
someone who posts his fanfic on an alt in CC

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Someone who ends every post, somehow, with Grandpa Simpson hauling rear end to Lollapalooza.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015



lol someone hit this porpoise up on icq and get their story

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Joust posted:

A poster just learning about Sonic for the first time in every thread they post in.

pairs well with an autistic poster who manages to steer every conversation towards either sonic the hedgehog or trains

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

eric posted:

a one day gimmick?

no; then he's just retired

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

That Robot posted:

no; then he's just retired

Can he have a police dog companion that is also one day from retirement and used to sniff for bombs at the Mall of America?

Doctor Soup
Nov 4, 2009

I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that.
A 24 x 36 poster of a wooden post. Replies to threads with an image of said poster until banned. Attempts to circumvent own gimmick by hand-writing thread replies on the poster itself. Makes poor use of white space and information flow.

crowoutofcontext
Nov 12, 2006

a self-professed lover of all men and women who posts elaborate concept raps based on E/N threads which he calls "Empathy Hip-Hoperas"

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
A gay dude with AIDS who is always messing his medicine up because he has dyslexia.

crowoutofcontext
Nov 12, 2006

a french Canadian who carefully translates a bunch of thread OPs into french who also has several dozen parachute accounts professing to be uni lingual francaphones who discuss said translation and lavishly praise the translater

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
a guy whose cool until you start discussing 19th century art where he turns belligerent and melts down over impressionism

crowoutofcontext
Nov 12, 2006

A poster who believes the Hobbit trilogy is superior to LOTR and spends all of his time in CD arguing with a series of belligerent fans. Exclusively quotes Deleuze and Guattari with a sprinkling of Derrida. strongly believes "The Fellowship of the Ring" supersedes "atlas shrugged" as libertarian master-text

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
a posting dojo where orkin mang will train seven posters to carry out his style throughout the boards without mod interference

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

A poster named "Kahn Souphanousinphone" who only posts in the same way that Kahn talks and it's kind of vaguely racist but people don't want to insult King of the Hill and it gets really awkward.

Twenty Four
Dec 21, 2008


An E/N poster who compares a bunch of his life lessons to episodes of "Boy Meets World" he saw on tv once.

Wait some guy did this I think "Benny the Snake" or "this sucks" and it wasn't a gimmick just bad parenting or something.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Shaquin posted:

a posting dojo where orkin mang will train seven posters to carry out his style throughout the boards without mod interference

if only

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Poster called HERALD OF NOONER who announces when nooner is about to post in a thread. Not allowed to actually be a nooner alt.

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
smorky's gf

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
a dog with a cat av

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
A poster with incredible agility for their size

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
A poster who is a malevolent AI hellbent on the destruction of mankind

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

some unfortunate new posters don't have posting gimmicks yet and need a way to stand out from the crowd. let's help them out by submitting some ideas of our own.

i'll start:

a guy who works on an illegal whaling vessel and doesn't even feel bad about it. has a benzo addiction.
a lady who has a google alert for mentions of bunnies, hares, rabbits, etc in gbs and will always jump in to talk about her holland lop's congenital genital deformity. has a benzo addiction.
a guy or gal who possesses the ancient blade of the troudorian emperor and is wreathed in heavenly flame at all times. has a benzo addiction.

a poster with named congenital genital deformity with a congenital genital deformity

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I cant wait till we all jave benzo addictions and eventually every post is unintelligible

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
A gestalt of the consciousnesses of all the souls in hell

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

here is a list of ideas
courage
temperance
liberality
magnificence
magnanimity
proper ambition/pride
patience/good temper
truthfulness
wittiness
friendliness
modesty
righteous indignation

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
A person who has a secret crush / amdire on Miraclewhale and is too shy to say it.

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
jon pop but gay

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
guy who when he posts quote replies, changes the post ID to link to a different post and sometimes changes the poster's name by 1 letter

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
type up a response, preview it, take an instagram picture of it, filter it like a good nostalgia filter, then post that picture

alternately paint by hand your response, post picture of that. during really great threads paint the thread itself including avs, for gif avs paint each frame and animate it in photoshop before.posting it

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
A poster who goes into 500+ page megathreads and responds to posts as they see them for the first time.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Joust posted:

A poster who goes into 500+ page megathreads and responds to posts as they see them for the first time.
this isn't a gimmick I just get confused sometimes :(

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
scrappy-doo posting

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A guy who has to work his pets into every conversation. Kind of like how my cat Snookie always has to interject himself onto my keyboard lol! :iamafag:

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