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setafd posted:my inbox is open, future goon wife I'm taken but if people want to PM me pictures of sloths or nachos, I wouldn't turn them away.
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LadyAmbien posted:This got me to thinking, have any of you gone on dates with other Goons or forum members? Banged them? Married them? Awkwardly stared at them? Not in that exact order though. The Snoo posted:I met my husband on SA
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TheNightmanCum-eth posted:There's a goon Facebook group??? More like "there's still a goon Facebook group?" I used to be in a couple, apparently not anymore.
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Bulgaroctonus posted:Ah, ok, that makes a lot more sense. I've seen that sticker out in the wild a few other times but on like brand new trucks driven by well-to-do middle aged men. I thought maybe they just came across them and thought they looked cool, but it's not like the stickers are sold anywhere else but here. Snowboard thing makes way more sense, even though this is south Texas. I had seen that grenade logo sticker a few times as well but never really wanted to ask some stranger about it. A guy I got along with pretty well at work had one and I asked him "whats that sticker for?" and if I remember correctly he said it was a snow boarding thing, it might have been skate boards or something similar. I mentioned that a website I visit has a similar logo and he assured me it wasn't from here. I remember wondering if anyone else from SA had seen one and thought the same thing, and it's good to know the answer is yes! We probably aren't the only ones.
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My girlfriend used to date a guy that was really into shooting dope and going on FYAD, so I've stuck my dick in the same place as a fellow goon but that's about as close as it gets for me.
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clockwork chaos posted:Not in that exact order though. You could almost say...... you're dying by snoo-snoo 
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I have hooked up with a couple of She-Goons thanks to being the least-awful male choice around; no complaints. But the fact that I am still friendly/friends with all of them really marks me as a terribly unsuccessful Goon overall.Gravitee posted:I've met Two Worlds a few times and he's as weird and clueless as advertised. I remember at one gooncon, someone had to explain female anatomy to him because he didn't realize there were different parts with different functions. They drew him a diagram on a napkin to take with him for reference. (NOLA I think.) Variable_H posted:Oh god, are we in the same Facebook group?
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LadyAmbien posted:I hope he was nice to you! she was! i printed out a picture of boo from mario and gave it to her and called her "boo-titful" we never dated again e: oh wait, do you mean he as in lowtax? he shot down one of my jokes when i compared someone to harpo marx. i will never forgive him. Snooze Cruise fucked around with this message at 05:53 on Mar 29, 2016 |
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Mar 29, 2016 05:51
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The Australian goonette who went to Scandinavia. All in the name of goon love. I did not work out. At all.
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Nation posted:I dont have much experience but im definitely available 
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Rambling Robot posted:The Australian goonette who went to Scandinavia.
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Mar 29, 2016 06:09
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I don't think I've ever met anyone that even knows what SA or a goon is honestly.
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Mar 29, 2016 06:11
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I lived with a goon couple for about 4 years back in college. They were mostly normal except they'd say "tane" at each other and quote/watch dan quinn videos all the time.
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Mar 29, 2016 06:12
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I got Widestancer pregnant and paid for her to have an abortion and then she stopped answering my texts and stopped posting the end
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Mar 29, 2016 06:15
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like 10 years ago i went to a goon meet a red robin and there was literally no one there id consider dating. i feel like overall the goon population has gotten less weird and socially awkward in the past decade but i could also be totally 100% wrong
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Mar 29, 2016 06:21
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i was lonely once and got a penpal from reddit and she wrote me a love note in the sand and sent me a picture of it probably the closest i ever came to love
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Nation posted:i was lonely once and got a penpal from reddit and she wrote me a love note in the sand and sent me a picture of it probably the closest i ever came to love You're better off. They both had crabs.
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Retard 4 posted:I got Widestancer pregnant and paid for her to have an abortion and then she stopped answering my texts and stopped posting the end is this really what happened to widestancer lol
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Solice Kirsk posted:You're better off. They both had crabs. 
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I have never touched a goonette IRL (in realistic lives, as seen on the internet), nor have I tried to start a romantic relationship with one online. I've done plenty of stupid online poo poo outside of this forum, but I've always had a natural aversion to net dating stuff. Kudos to those that brave the e-waters and make it work.
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setafd posted:is this really what happened to widestancer lol nah synthy made fun of her and she deleted everyone never to be seen from again
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Mar 29, 2016 07:02
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Pilot used to have sex dreams about me, so someone else said.
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 hmm that's a little kinky but who am i to judge?
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I got a BJ from a female goon while her fiancé was in the other room. I cucked a goon. Hope they read this (Brisbane, Australia). It was years ago, though. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dating a goon jsut doesn't seem like it would work out, I'm used to being the unattractive stupid rear end in a top hat in the relationship I don't know what it'd be like having two of those having horrible sex
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:Dating a goon jsut doesn't seem like it would work out, I'm used to being the unattractive stupid rear end in a top hat in the relationship I don't know what it'd be like having two of those having horrible sex Imagine the inner peace and freedom you'd get from having a partner you know can't do any better than you.
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Never knowingly met another goon. I may have gone to middle school with one, can't remember what his name was. We were from the same city at least. Now if someone asked what Something Awful was what would you lead with? Slenderman?
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Casimir Radon posted:Now if someone asked what Something Awful was what would you lead with? Slenderman? tribute.avi
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Mar 29, 2016 08:43
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I am lonely and unloved.
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The White Dragon posted:tribute.avi We totally thought it would be funny if we raised enough money to pay some Brazilian ladies to eat each other's poo poo. And it kind of is until you try to explain your motivations to normal people.* *Was not actually involved.
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the gooniest i can justifiably get is telling people that i read the board slenderman was invented on. the really spergy ones that get all  about it are pretty funny to snicker ative met quite a few people who know sa through info.sec/hackers im friends with, but almost no one who reads or posts these days. i dont really like internet dating in general, goon dating seems almost just as weird to me (if not weirder) Dr. Dogballs Jr. fucked around with this message at 09:28 on Mar 29, 2016 |
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P sure forum user Shibaz (now dead from cancer) used to travel about having relations with other BYOB posters. Actually....I think every single 2006 - 2008 byob poster had sexed every other byob poster, it was a wild tim.
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Ive been hiking in the foothills looking for a nice gal
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Isaac posted:Ive been hiking in the foothills looking for a nice gal show any decent girl pecky becky and she should immediately  over that bird
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:show any decent girl pecky becky and she should immediately gonna hit up the club with my wing(ed)man pecky becky
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stil waiting for that special email... anyone
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lonesomedwarf posted:helo. i am a 32 years old single male and i clean floor for a living .im ver. needy and lonely and have unresolved issues with my parents but especially with my mother, to whom which i have unresolved issues towardx. i do not like the beach or bright suny days as i have hyperhidrosis and i dont like walkig much because i have ver. bnad shin splints. i get angry with almost no provocation and am selfish and childish in my dealings with others. i live in my parets attic and only come out at night or for work which is also at night. i am un able to control my basest desires and since i have been masturbatign almost non stop for 20 years i doubt ill be able to have regular sex with a nother person. i cant save money and am currently in debt. i do not have pets as i tortured them to death. please email me Im quotint this to help find you love
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Retard 4 posted:I got Widestancer pregnant and paid for her to have an abortion and then she stopped answering my texts and stopped posting the end lol
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I've dated more goons than non-goons. It's a bad habit that never ends well. I resolved to not date goons this year, and I might achieve that if my girlfriend can avoid this place's charms.
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