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symbolic posted:*complains about husband looking for just too long at Kim K's rear end I knew a woman who was irate that another woman would dare wear a bikini outdoors because her husband might see. The husband was scared loving shitless.
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Dirty Sanchez posted:*has Jamberry party I live 5 miles from the Scentsy headquarters. There are so many SUVs with that logo in the back window.
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dad gay. so what posted:*doesn't ever suck her husbands dick. ever.* husband gets a handy from a guy in the hot tub, so what
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I hope to God someone else in here gets this reference
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Now, Maydylnne and Caidan, time to learn about our lord and savior, Jesus. Jesus was a 6'3" blonde from Bethlehem who...
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karma_coma posted:*HUD Homes are being built 2 miles aways* Not a suburb, but my old hometown: *Hmong people move in *My mom refers to them as Mongolians *Every house in town goes up for sale
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My mom is p cool you guys. Just try not to be gay or Muslim around her
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I couldn't get Offspring's Americana for my 13th birthday cause it had a language advisory
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I am a manager, fortunately there are not many suburban moms, my work is mostly with businessmen and women.
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criscodisco posted:I swear I knew at least 20 girls in college that claimed to have had ovarian cancer, rendering them forever barren. It always seemed really odd to claim, because I'm not sure how it makes them look any better. Cause then you don't gotta wear a condom
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