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Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
strawberries on pillows, strawberries on curtains, strawberry decorative soaps,
pictures of strawberries, porcelain strawberries,
strawberry bed-sheets,
i really love strawberries :shobon:

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Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
weighs 5,546 lbs.
45.3 inches of front leg room
luxuriant leather interior

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Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Not too long ago, I found written on a faded and soft yellow index card in the handwriting of my grandmother at the top of a cookie recipe: "Have ready for life's bumps." I remembered the many rocky times she had peanut butter cookies ready for me.
Suddenly, I realized through so many of the valleys in my life, there were peanut butter cookies. I realized that though I no longer have my grandmother, I can remember her with every peanut butter cookie.
I started then bringing to life her peanut butter cookie tradition. A woman whose words were full of wisdom had written to the side of the recipe in large cap letters: JIF ONLY. IT REALLY DOES MATTER. ONLY THE BEST FOR HEALING BROKEN HEARTS AND SCRAPED KNEES.
I make the choice of keeping alive the memory of my grandmother and to being the keeper of tradition in my family. Thank you Jif for such beautiful memories and providing a way to stay connected to my grandmother, your biggest fan.

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Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Machai posted:

did you get that quote from the Jif website?

oh, huh, I guess you did

Did your mom never teach you that lying is bad?

:j: im candice, h., rogersville, mo

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Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

canyoneer posted:

Restaurant lifers are a really, really sad crew.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgg3Fl6fqJI
:byodame: "MY KIDS DON'T EAT GREEN THINGS"

hahah!

"get it right the first time!" WHOMP

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Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
honey, could you please move these thirty 40lb bags of mulch i just bought to the backyard? i would, but haha, i cant even lift one.

*waits until finished*

Oh, could you actually put twenty of them back in the front yard? yeah, the flowerbeds right by the driveway. thank you, dear.

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Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
baby carrots are regular carrots machined down to size, and not, in fact, "babies."

now you know the awful secret

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Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Hector Beerlioz posted:

What does dc mean in that context

district of columbia

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