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"Excuse me, I'd like to speak to the manager!"
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2016 01:38 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 08:44 |
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Gaunab posted:I'm a suburban mom Very on point, Gaunab
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2016 02:09 |
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2016 02:13 |
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"What do you mean you got a D in social studies!? That's it, I'm calling your teacher and sorting this poo poo out!"
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2016 02:47 |
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2016 03:42 |
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2016 03:51 |
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*watches tape 1 1/2 times* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1amiTZziH8
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2016 03:59 |
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:*...while masturbating* we're moms here, not dads
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2016 04:11 |
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*buys a Yankee scented candle*
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2016 21:39 |
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symbolic posted:in a similar vein, i made the mistake of friending my mom on Facebook and she started commenting on my friends' photos and friending them. even after i blocked her from seeing anything i post, she still comments on my friends' posts. I told my mom i would never friend her on Facebook ans she told me the same thing. Luv u mom!
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2016 05:29 |
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504 posted:*Buys AMAZING new thing she saw on TV, don't worry honey, ill use it everyday, its going to be so handy" gently caress you, the snuggie is amazing and I have 2. The free booklight is poo poo, tho.
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2016 09:00 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:*Calmly tries to explain to her 7 year old why he can't play GTA 5 haha
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2016 15:07 |
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Ka0 posted:
Excuse me, it's called a "rage cage".
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2016 17:53 |
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Someone post videos of parents flipping out at kids sports games. I want to watch some of those.
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2016 18:06 |
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lol
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2016 19:28 |
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Harvey Mantaco posted:I got a call this week from a woman complaining the neighbor has a 2L milk jug in their backyard with used oil in it. Did you get the bag?
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2016 00:14 |
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Harvey Mantaco posted:Lol yes Good. I wouldn't want my tax dollars going to waste.
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2016 00:19 |
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lmbo
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2016 21:50 |
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Family friends lived next to a home school family and all the kids dressed liked they were on little house on the prairie
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2016 02:29 |
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Wedemeyer posted:X posted over to here jesus, just buy a sixpack of V8
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2016 23:52 |
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MAYO FETISH posted:im gluten intolerant this is a little hard to believe, forums user MAYO FETISH
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2016 07:53 |
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peanut posted:Chipotle Qdoba
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2016 09:06 |
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social vegan posted:Candy crush player haha moms and they apps my mom's ipod thinks it's 2079 or something cause apparently is you change the date you get extra free turns.
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2016 01:13 |
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social vegan posted:Wow a mom who doesn't respect the game let me guess she cheats at crosswords too
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2016 01:18 |
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social vegan posted:Lol ya ok buddy games in the news? Guys we got a real Trevor Noah over here i did mean the puzzle game
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2016 01:56 |
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holy poo poo!
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2016 02:35 |
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constantIllusion posted:How are you a grown woman with children and cannot type the word "penis?" How did you conceive your kids? Ever heard of Columbine?
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2016 04:18 |
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Let's go shopping for Christmas ornaments in July!
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2016 19:25 |
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Kitsunegari posted:I assume this is in reference to Baal moloch, actuslly
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2016 00:39 |
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criscodisco posted:*posts on Facebook that immigrants are ruining our economy* haha
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2016 01:15 |
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ghostter posted:test test It's not working
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2016 00:46 |
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Airborne Viking posted:*hasn't had sex in months* this is a make-believe ITT thread, e/n is that aways ------>
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2016 22:18 |
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It's a good mom car
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 05:37 |
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Hrist posted:*thinks no one knows she's taking a poo poo while on the phone, just because she doesn't flush* What
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 20:46 |
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The_Angry_Turtle posted:Being a suburban mom is just like being a Pokemon trainer. You raise things to be better than your rival's things with little to no regard for their wellbeing, you never need to get a real job, your life revolves around going to gyms where no actual exercise seems to happen, and you have really hosed up ideas about what "evolution" means. Everything makes sense now
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2016 12:36 |
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Oh Hell No posted:*has petty professional rivalries with female coworkers who hold the same dead-end positions that she does*
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2016 16:09 |
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Oh Hell No posted:long story short, the brother and sister who ran the place (the only two licensed realtors there) were completely burnt out on the business and spent as little time physically in the office as possible I wanna hear examples of the pettiness please
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2016 16:57 |
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thathonkey posted:petty small office drama is extremely my poo poo please keep it coming.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2016 20:27 |
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canyoneer posted:Restaurant lifers are a really, really sad crew. Ahahahshsha "This is America, you get it right the first time!" *pushes on a pull door*
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2016 23:27 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 08:44 |
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Just rub brandy on their gums like the good old days
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# ¿ May 1, 2016 14:18 |