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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post


she leans in to make her move...



pure bliss...


bonus images


a tribute to the famous "spider-man" kiss...



an awkward cheek kiss...

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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Why do you have two toothbrushes?
Is one for your BUUUUUUUUTT?

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat
so you're unemployed op?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
im the mixed race toothbrush

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I'm not sure your toilet toothbrush should be touching your regular toothbrush. :ohdear:

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

Novo posted:

so you're unemployed op?

turn your monitor on

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
thx i just got fired nws next time

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
*ding*


a new email notification. he wonders what it could be. he clicks on it, attach is an image...


*gasp* lady toothbrush is behind held hostage by a mysterious man, and he wants a ransom of 1 million dollars! poor lady toothbrush, you can't stand her being tied up and gagged like that!

Snooze Cruise fucked around with this message at 08:08 on Mar 29, 2016

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


ChairmanMeow posted:

thx i just got fired nws next time

thanks for the reminder i was *just* about to post these crazy pictures of my toothbrush in someone's butthole that i found in my vacation photos

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


PBS Newshour posted:

*ding*


a new email notification. he wonders what it could be. he clicks on it, attach is an image...


*gasp* lady toothbrush is behind held hostage by a mysterious man, and he wants a ransom of 1 million dollars! poor lady toothbrush, you can't see her being tied up and gagged like that!

the bondage is hot but lets be real tooth brushes cost like $0.50 so toothbrush man can purchase a harem of 2 million nasty tooth brush hoes at that price and the economics just don't add up

Carwash Cunt
Aug 21, 2007

You are being conned, toothbrush. She is totally in on it.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Carwash oval office posted:

You are being conned, toothbrush. She is totally in on it.

what she's not expecting is the triple cross (which by coincidence is also the brushing technique recommended by most dental hygienists)

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
good job on this x-rated brush photo op

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

one million dollars is a lot of money, but mr. toothbrush would do anything for the love of his life!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Why is the toothbrush with obvious boobs the male toothbrush?

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


i want to stick mr. toothbrush in my rear end and photograph it with the op's camera

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
I can't handle this erotic tension :ohdear:

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

TELL US HOW THE TOOTHBRUSH STORY ENDS!!

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

mr.toothbrush drops off the money at the money-drop-off-place and then leaves


gasp! the hostage taker was Dr. Toothpaste! he must need the money for his son who is dying of cancer, dental floss... he takes the money and begins to leave












...

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

PBS Newshour posted:



she leans in to make her move...

Are you sure you have the genders right?
If so, check out the rack on that dude!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Is the toothbrush on the left supposed to be from the future? Looks really high tech.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
r/toothbrusherotica

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

what happens when...


when you push a toothbrush to the brink?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I mean it's cool if it is from the future. Like so cool that he's from the future but casual about and it's not even used as a plot device. Just vaguely referenced.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

bleeding bleeding bleeding... it squirts out like a red mist at first, follow by the drip of toothpaste... the doctor can only think of his son as he falls

mr. toothbrush (who is from the future) is shocked at first by how little he feels. this was his friend dr. toothpaste, he worked with him before. yet all he cares about is lady toothbrush. he goes to her.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
This is like Breaking Bad mixed with Romeo and Juliette mixed with cavity creeps.

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
pretend I posted a picture of anus and balls here

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I wish Reggie was here to read this tale with me.

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
doctor toothpaste, you son of a bitch

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Take that mint soap ha.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Mods?!

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVT6LFLcZ6E

so this is bliss he thought

Barehanded Brother
Feb 12, 2007

When you have a Hammer, everything looks like a nail.
bazinga

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
:siren:sudden music cue:siren:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rMV-rWaU-c



*STAB*






























mr.toothbrush watched as his blood mixed with that of his former friend...
things didn't went exactly she planned, but lady toothbrush was fine with these results

Credits

-Cast-

Mr. Toothbrush - Buttbrush
Lady Toothbrush - Toothbrush
Doctor Toothpaste - Crest Toothpaste

-Crew-

Director, Editor, Cameraperson, Writer, and Producer - PBS Newshour

--Songs--

Dreams Come True Girl
Cass McCombs feat. Karen Black

Extreme Ways
Moby

-Special Thanks-
Lady Ambien for letting me tell this story of love and betrayal

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
That was art

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
the nude scene used a stunt butt

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Oh god now there's the huge gaping plot hole of, oh he was from the future but he somehow had no idear what happen. And I didn't even get in the credits. :cripes:

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Oh god now there's the huge gaping plot hole of, oh he was from the future but he somehow had no idear what happen. And I didn't even get in the credits. :cripes:

sorry... i will let you do the audio commentary if you want

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
I sat through the credits, where's my sequel stinger? :colbert:

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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Rarity posted:

I sat through the credits, where's my sequel stinger? :colbert:

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