Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



A man hunts down a trio of fugitive slaves, ultimately to their demise. He ends up becoming a lover of another slave and absconds with her to an uncertain future.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



A nation built on infanticide, slavery, warfare, and oppression resists a benevolent empire's efforts at regime change.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Minimalist Program posted:

What's this movie called..,...?

et

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Otisburg posted:

A man hunts down a trio of fugitive slaves, ultimately to their demise. He ends up becoming a lover of another slave and absconds with her to an uncertain future.

pee wee

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Neurosis posted:

a european man travels america with his adopted daughter and learns about a foreign culture while finding out new things about himself

LOLITA TRY HARDER OK

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
A family reconnects over a board game.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



For real, the first time I saw 'The Woman' the synopsis was "A lawyer and his family encounter a feral woman, and bring her home to introduce her to civilisation."
That was not a fully honest description of that movie :mad:

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



An unpopular president fails to heed intelligence warnings leading up to an unprecedented attack. After an ineffectual counter-offensive that fails to get the chief malefactors, he dons a flight suit and gives a big patriotic speech.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Jisoe

A man steals sneakers from a store and smokes bongs from an orchy. It culminates in him being arrested and a cop has to say "murals containing the word 'jizz-o'" while arresting him.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Bad boy bubby

A 30 year old man whos never been outside leaves his life of being hosed by his mother and joins a musical act

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Shine

A man plays the piano so hard he becomes retarded

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


a son finally takes his father to pakistan

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Snowtown

Lots of hosed up poo poo happens and the police find something in a bank vault

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



The Brown Menace posted:

a son finally takes his father to pakistan

freddy got fingered?

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I read the OP properly and i dont think i did this right

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



A revered general and his father put an end to an out-of-control drone warfare program.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
A man is crankin wet shits into a flower pot and it turns out its' not even a man, it's just a hobbyist greek

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Otisburg posted:

freddy got fingered?

how the gently caress

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



The Brown Menace posted:

how the gently caress

nods knowingly at his shrine to Tom Green and other niche comedians of the late 90s

Rolled Cabbage
Sep 3, 2006
Big business flaunts OSHA and border controls in long-haul shipping.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

Otisburg posted:

An unpopular president fails to heed intelligence warnings leading up to an unprecedented attack. After an ineffectual counter-offensive that fails to get the chief malefactors, he dons a flight suit and gives a big patriotic speech.

:eyepop:

independence day

Ah Map
Oct 9, 2012
Rowdy Roddy Piper has a psychotic break from the intense pressure of years of maintaining kayfabe and embarks on a random killing spree until he is taken out by a SWAT team whilst vandalising somebodies tv aerial.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


a daughter's gymnastics training pays off and saves her life

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Milky Moor posted:

:eyepop:

independence day

Bingo.



An Air Force officer tries to topple a foreign theocracy, but the mission is imperiled when his idealistic interpreter discovers a WMD.

Paul Revere 3000
Dec 8, 2007

So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'


Ah Map posted:

Rowdy Roddy Piper has a psychotic break from the intense pressure of years of maintaining kayfabe and embarks on a random killing spree until he is taken out by a SWAT team whilst vandalising somebodies tv aerial.

They Live!



A member of an elite group of soldiers tries to ease the tension of a dangerous mission by cracking lewd jokes about the female anatomy.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Paul Revere 3000 posted:

A member of an elite group of soldiers tries to ease the tension of a dangerous mission by cracking lewd jokes about the female anatomy.

A safari ends in disaster when an exotic trophy hunter faces consequences for over-hunting a protected species.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



A close-knit group of friends discovers that an underage orgy is the secret to overcoming their coulrophobia.

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


Beloved lawman known for dispatching a deadly duck gunned down by associate of whores while building a house.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
In this foreign erotica an orphan learns the arts of controlling his wand by traveling to the big city and having lengthy training sessions with a hermit and an old man who shows far too much interest in him. He later maybe sleeps with his best friends girl, then settles on banging the younger sister.

Helical Nightmares fucked around with this message at 11:33 on Mar 30, 2016

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


Father teaches sons the importance of faith with the help of a magic length of rope, pair of gloves and axe.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
Starving canine attempts to aquire chicken dinner in desert.*

Not a movie.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Rolled Cabbage posted:

Big business flaunts OSHA and border controls in long-haul shipping.

Far from home on a work trip, an absentee mother kills an orphaned two-day-old.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Otisburg posted:

A nation built on infanticide, slavery, warfare, and oppression resists a benevolent empire's efforts at regime change.

:iamafag:

red dawn?

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Helical Nightmares posted:

:iamafag:

red dawn?

300, but I guess it works for both. :iamafag:

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
Wreckage of airplane found in suburban neighborhood

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Helical Nightmares posted:

Wreckage of airplane found in suburban neighborhood

Donnie Darko?

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Otisburg posted:

Donnie Darko?

drat straight.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

The Brown Menace posted:

a daughter's gymnastics training pays off and saves her life

taken2?

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Fathis Munk posted:

A family reconnects over a board game.

Jumanji?



A lawman and his new partner are tasked with the investigation of a presumed drugs related murder, which leads to them having a seemingly busy day; but really it's just a regular one for them.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



a young asian boy steals his grandfather's treasured pet and sells it to an unsuspecting white tourist. the animal very rapidly reproduces and its offspring wreak widespread environmental havoc and several deaths - including the merciless slaughter of a well-respected wealth creator that owns the local bank - and blatantly sexually assault a young white woman whose father was tragically killed in a chimney-climbing incident. the boy is never prosecuted for his plethora of crimes. thanks obama.

  • Locked thread