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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


je1 healthcare posted:

On one hand this might save lives, on the other hand it's intentionally designed to make texting appeal to homosexuals. New Zealand is subtly pushing for texting-while-driving fatalities to become the new leading cause of death in the gay community. I get it now OP, holy crow

this is like the time the cia invented aids

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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Nathilus posted:

I once saw a person while cruisin on the freeway who was looking in the makeup mirror and applying makeup with one hand, and she had a leg up on the dash and was presumably loving with pantyhose with the other while driving with a knee. Pro level distracted driving I wonder what the skill check on that poo poo is like.

actually there was someone kneeling beneath her seat eating her puss and workin the clutch

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


,,, i'm g

note for mods: this is a hilarious metaironic post but you may not "get it" unless you have prodromal sch

MiracleWhale fucked around with this message at 03:32 on Apr 2, 2016

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


social vegan posted:

goodl uck texting correctly while i'm sucking the d

yeah the autocorrect on my phone never gets "toothy" right

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