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Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
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:siren:I hosed UP! Turns out it's Russell Crowe, not Gerard Butler! I even read that and still managed to think of Butler for the entire post creation process!:siren:



Previously, on Saturday Night Live...

Jonah Hill showed up. As expected, Jonah Hill's episode was bad.

It started out promising, with the closest thing to barbed political commentary SNL has these days...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg0pO9VG1J8

And Jay Pharoah did impressions, which is always awesome:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAm-bozvvdI

But anything involving Jonah Hill was some variation on "Hey y'all, did you know Jonah Hill is fat?!?!?!?!?!" It wasn't funny no matter how they shot it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfwwCpAy0-0

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

This has been awful.

Let us put that episode behind us.

Ariana Grande came to host and sing, and did a pretty decent job of both, to be honest!

She didn't quite measure up to Bruno Mars, but did a solid job at re-doing the Pandora sketch all the same (and stick around for the weird plot twist ending!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7uBph38kXo

Kate McKinnon owns, but seemed to be missing from most of the episode because of the makeup job required for this weird but fun sketch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vd1pvUG_aAc

I miss Lonely Island:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfiLAcERNQ4

pwn posted:

This is very problematic and violating my safe spaces :mad:

This month, on Saturday Night Live...

April 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOElj5M_r88

Peter Dinklage is a really awesome guy. He turned what could've been a token role in a fantasy show into a career-defining performance, and earned awards along the way. It'd be easy to belabor the point about his dwarfism, but to be honest, it feels like he's accomplished enough to not have to put that qualifier in front of the phrase "award-winning actor". He's proven to be a funny, personable guy in other contexts, so he's got an easy night of Game of Thrones jokes ahead of him. Oh, and Peter Drunklage better loving make a return appearance, god dammit. :colbert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uljUDtv1Kw

Gwen Stefani is never going to outshine her days in No Doubt, but drat if it's not gonna stop her from trying. After her weird rap-ish phase, she stuck to singing and being a likable enough judge on The Voice. Her latest album is kind of tailor-made to be played on adult contemporary stations, and god dammit why does that appeal to me why am I old

April 9

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XldS2w8-Hps

Gerard Butler is a younger, more attractive Nicolas Cage. I mean that in the most indirect of ways: He has the absolute worst taste in projects and half his time seems to be spent slumming it when he can clearly do better. On the hosting front, he seems like a decidedly stiff comedic actor, so... look forward to that, I guess.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtxUDSRfmto

Margo Price is country, y'all! Fortunately, she hearkens from the Loretta Lynn school of country, making her an easy, inoffensive listen. Why am I comparing people to Loretta Lynn WHY AM I OLD

April 16

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19hZsDRnkPM

It's a wonder Julia Louis-Dreyfus has a career these days. She seemed cursed both before and after her stint as an SNL cast member, only to finally land both critical and ratings success on her own with Veep. My only hope for her performance is that they get her in a room with Larry David's Bernie Sanders somehow. It is my OTP this month.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgJFqVvb2Ws

Nick Jonas is going to complete my three-artist ennui about my age by just being so... goddamn... youth. God dammit. Saturday Night Live has turned me into my father. I hope everyone, including all two people who read these, and Lorne Michaels, are happy about this.

Celery Jello fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Apr 2, 2016

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Jan 3, 2011
its amazing how unfunny snl has become

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The other thread said it was Russell Crowe in the 2nd episode, was that an error?

Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
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EL BROMANCE posted:

The other thread said it was Russell Crowe in the 2nd episode, was that an error?

...

No.

No it wasn't.

I got Russell Crowe and Gerard Butler mixed up in my head for the entire period it took to create that image and that post.

...

gently caress I Am Old

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









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Mo0 posted:

It'd be easy to belabor the point about his dwarfism, but to be honest, it feels like he's accomplished enough to not have to put that qualifier in front of the phrase "award-winning actor". He's proven to be a funny, personable guy in other contexts, so he's got an easy night of Game of Thrones jokes ahead of him.
It ought to be mentioned that he will be the first dwarf to host.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Fairly accurate.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


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Grimey Drawer
If I'm not in the scene, Petey no ready.

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand
Lincoln and llama sighting

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
Dear Peter Dinklage, thank you for not singing your monologue. Love, everyone.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

What is this sketch

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
5.7 for surviving Compton.

fuseshock
Aug 7, 2010
This is gold.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
Her bush after 21 days :lol:

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
MY PANTS

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

that is the best Robot ever.

nodadchad
Feb 11, 2003

SPACE PANTS

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

Moynihan's doing a pretty good Pesci impression, whether intentional or not

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
This is some of Peter Dinklage's finest work

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

nodadchad posted:

SPACE PANTS

ARE INTERGALACTIC SPACE PANTS

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

SPACE PANTS

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009
What the hell went wrong at the start of that skit? Rudnitsky arrived after the skit started and then Bobby seemed to pull the gun out at the wrong time.

Like, Dinklage destroying that song saved it because it looked like an abortion was forming.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Technical difficulties

Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person
Oh dear lord

Iowa Snow King
Jan 5, 2008
holy poo poo

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Beck reacts needs to replace Keenan reacts.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

This is so juvenile

And I am laughing my rear end off

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
I like how salty it is.

Iowa Snow King
Jan 5, 2008
That was an excellent sodomy joke

fuseshock
Aug 7, 2010
Gwen Stefani, younger and more plastic looking than ever!

nodadchad
Feb 11, 2003

Is it just me or does Peter look kinda pissed off being there. The local bumper for DFW was real awkward as well.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
It's like she hasn't aged since No Doubt

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


There's something about Gwen Stefani's voice that just makes me feel very unpleasant every time I hear it. It's like she opens her mouth and the sound of nails on a chalkboard comes out.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Republicans need to wash they rear end

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

I guess, you wouldn't know [Che].

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Colin's R&B Album

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

I know nothing about sports, but I love these bits.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

No no, that's Pablo Sandoval's favorite tradition.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Manatee drinking a pina colada

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand

raditts posted:

There's something about Gwen Stefani's voice that just makes me feel very unpleasant every time I hear it. It's like she opens her mouth and the sound of nails on a chalkboard comes out.
Did something bad happen to you in 1995 or whenever that album come out

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


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Grimey Drawer
This should not be funny

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