Sheep-Goats posted:

One time I beat up a drunken Korean in a Mexican restaurant in NYC who was yelling "spic" at the workers in there at 5am.

I kicked him in the balls real good once I drug him outside and he went "This is NYC man I could have a knife this could be anything!" then I kicked him in the balls again and his glasses fell off his face and he went over to the building to lean against it so I squashed his glasses and then went and got on the train.

My only regret is that I had no opportunity to do all of this in a head dress.