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the story of Adolph Hitler is basically just some beta b*ch who stumbled across some They Live sunglasses in the fog of war. he looked around seeing all these things behind the scenes, and thought he was the smartest guy who ever lived. unfortunately, the WWI generation is a lot like millennials today, overly anxious and constantly needing stimulation, they can't stand sitting still and thinking or waiting they act like the world's gonna end if they do. so of course he didn't like to read or learn or study enough, he just wanted to put his options out to the world without seeing what he could learn from others, especially if it was over 144 characters. so he walks around realizing that his nation has been taken over by forces bigger than the working people and he wanted to go full goku without any of the training from señor miyagi he rushed out of the dojo and spotted some skull faced alien overlord, removed his glasses, and saw it was just his Jewish neighbor. like the terrible math student he surely was, he immediately formed a lousy conclusion based on this single occurrence. He concluded that it was his Jew neighbor and everyone like him who are the cause of all the bad things he can see with hi stunna shades he figured out he was living in an entire generation of people who preferred easy answers rather than studying, and it was easy to blame a cultural and ethnic minority than to analyze and understand the contradictions inherent to one's own system, or in other words, it was easier for lazy stupid people to blame jews than actually think about things this is how his party grew support, it was easier for the dummies  on the other side, lenin had been telling his people to study, study. study, emphasizing theory for many years maybe if hitler would have sat down and thunk to himself a little earlier instead of rejecting marxism as a "jew science" he would not have ended up in a basement with a gun in his mouth as the people of berlin were ransacked by the mongol hordes dieser ist mein Abendstory, i hope you enjoyed it. God bless
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lets bring back hitler.
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Apr 2, 2016 22:19
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Go talk to his victims. You know where.
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Apr 2, 2016 22:20
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I'm glad someone is finally taking this Hitler guy down a notch
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Apr 2, 2016 22:20
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Trump 2016
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Apr 2, 2016 22:22
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Nah hitler was pissed because people in society weren't supposed to have that much money, and freedom to do things and create economies independent of the state according to him and his understanding of esoteric Masonic rites.
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Apr 2, 2016 22:22
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SurfaceDetail posted:I'm glad someone is finally taking this Hitler guy down a notch some nth dimensional ballers gotta preemptively take down future hitlers from occurring in an overlapping time web
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Apr 2, 2016 22:23
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Polygoon Window posted:lets bring back hitler. If Hitler was alive today, he'd probably draw a mediocre and really racist webcomic. Failed artists who love to rant have much healthier outlets these days.
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Apr 2, 2016 22:24
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Polygoon Window posted:lets bring back hitler. every time someone reads a difficult puzzle, tries to solve it for 30 seconds, then gives up and google the answer, the ghost of hitler smiles
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Apr 2, 2016 22:28
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Nah hitler was pissed because people in society weren't supposed to have that much money, and freedom to do things and create economies independent of the state according to him and his understanding of esoteric Masonic rites. false. don't challenge be bro i WILL start dropping mein kampf quotes and posting 10 thousand word essays i keep them in a holster
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Commie NedFlanders posted:false. You are right, it was his overly stereotypical Jewish neighbor he felt shameful sexual attraction to that pushed him over the edge. Hitler was probably actually a big jew who straightened his hair.
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Apr 2, 2016 22:33
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everyone knows goebbels was the brains of the operation, HItler was just the face
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Apr 2, 2016 22:37
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he hated marxism because it was too wordy and introspective and self critical and he was just a BRO who wanted to get things DONE so he didn't want to analyze things like the contradictions inherent in the relations of production he just say "gahhh that's just jew talk it was the jew the jew did it"
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Rutibex posted:everyone knows goebbels was the brains of the operation, HItler was just the face goebbels was hitler's vince mcmahon
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Commie NedFlanders posted:some nth dimensional ballers gotta preemptively take down future hitlers from occurring in an overlapping time web he's right i might have been a hitler if it werent for this thread thanks OP nice save we all owe you one
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Yea I was actually in the process of writing an outline for my book where I lay out a final solution to all of society's issues once and for all. But now I see more research is needed. Thanks OP
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Apr 2, 2016 22:56
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There are so many basic Hitler errors in this post I don't even know where to begin.
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Apr 2, 2016 22:57
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mods please rename me to Basic Hitler Errors
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Hitler was only defending his country during the War of Polish Aggression (you might know it as WWII).
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CJacobs posted:mods please rename me to Basic Hitler Errors
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In the long run, National Socialism and religion will no longer be able to exist together. On a question from C. S., whether this antagonism might mean a war, the Fuehrer continued: No, it does not mean a war. The ideal solution would be to leave the religions to devour themselves, without persecutions. But in that case we must not replace the Church by something equivalent. That would be terrifying! It goes without saying that the whole thing needs a lot of thought. Everything will occur in due time. It is a simple question of honesty, that's what it will finally boil down to. In England, the status of the individual in relation to the Church is governed by considerations of State. In America, it's all purely a matter of conformism. The German people's especial quality is patience; and it's the only one of the peoples capable of undertaking a revolution in this sphere. It could do it, if only for the reason that only the German people has made moral law the governing principle of action. The heaviest blow that ever struck humanity was the coming of Christianity. Bolshevism is Christianity's illegitimate child. Both are inventions of the Jew. The deliberate lie in the matter of religion was introduced into the world by Christianity. Bolshevism practises a lie of the same nature, when it claims to bring liberty to men, whereas in reality it seeks only to enslave them. In the ancient world, the relations between men and gods were founded on an instinctive respect. It was a world enlightened by the idea of tolerance. Christianity was the first creed in the world to exterminate its adversaries in the name of love. Its key-note is intolerance. Without Christianity, we should not have had Islam. The Roman Empire, under Germanic influence, would have developed in the direction of world-domination, and humanity would not have extinguished fifteen centuries of civilisation at a single stroke. Let it not be said that Christianity brought man the life of the soul, for that evolution was in the natural order of things. The result of the collapse of the Roman Empire was a night that lasted for centuries.
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now LENIN on the other hand... ps. commie nedflanders your threads suck
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Hitler liked dogs Makes you think about all those dog Likers around today, huh
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Goebbels! / 
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So who's playing Keith David in this WWII They Live analogue? Hitler didn't like personally beating up black dudes in alleyways, pretty sure. He thought getting a black dude's blood on you was race mixing. As to your Karate Kid analogue, I'm pretty sure Mr. Miyagi would be Mussolini. Hideki Tojo, interestingly, would be Daniel-san. God, CNF. I can't sleep is this thread the reason?
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Hitler is like that ex everyone has, the one that got away. That we cant stop thinking bout.
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I think we dont give enough kudos to the man who killed hitler
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Killing hitler is so heroic i think there should be an international holiday to commemorate the man who did it
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As a science experiment I'm going back in time to show hitler some videos I saved off youtube of acapella covers and maybe some pewdiepie on my mobile phone or tablet, which ever device fits inside my anus easiest, because you can't carry anything with you in a time machine you see
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Congratulations on your post, buddy! It sure was a great one!
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Apr 3, 2016 13:34
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he had to earn those wings
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I hate Lazy Stu!
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im a lazy stu hope no one p[osted this yet edit they did oh well
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Apr 3, 2016 13:58
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this hitler guy sounds like a real jerk!
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hitler had a micropenis and one ball. he was also injected with methamphetamine daily wonder where all that aggression came from Convex fucked around with this message at 14:54 on Apr 3, 2016 |
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Apr 3, 2016 14:48
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Is this some twitch streamer? Never heard of him.
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the whole point is down with hitler up with books
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