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Who should sit on the Iron Throne
Cersei Lannister/Petyr “Littlefinger” Baelish
Jamie Lannister/Bronn
Jon Snow (bitch you know he ain’t dead)/Ser Davos Seaworth, “the Onion Knight”
Brienne of Tarth/Podrick Payne
Tyrion/Varys/Missandei/Grey Worm coalition
Arya Stark/No One
Sansa Stark/Theon “Reek” Greyjoy
Reanimated corpse of The Mountain/Wight that used to be Badass Wildling Milf
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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
IIRC Brienne died in the books. It's been a couple of years since I read them, though.

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Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Godholio posted:

IIRC Brienne died in the books. It's been a couple of years since I read them, though.

nope

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Godholio posted:

IIRC Brienne died in the books. It's been a couple of years since I read them, though.

That's my recollection, too- although I recall it being a bit open-ended and there's some doubt cast in one of Jaime's chapters Jesus christ, didn't the books leave Jaimie seemingly walking into the same doom? I kinda forgot all about that.

In any case, it's just another thread of the constant Riverlands-Be-hosed stuff that the show didn't dive into aside from a few sights and scenes shown during Arya and the Hounds' adventures.

Gendry? Stoneheart? Brotherhood without Banners? Edmure Tully? ...Who are they?

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Victor Vermis posted:

Brotherhood without Banners

Oh hey.. That was an interesting 5 minutes in season 3.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
When Theon came up with his master plan to distract a bunch of hounds that tracked them countless miles through the snow by moving slightly to the right of Sansa, I genuinely rolled my eyes and fully expected a full season's worth of warmed-up torture porn in that arc.

Out-of-nowhere Brienne & Pod was pretty cool then.

Do we really need spoiler tags for book-stuff that is now impossible plot-wise due to the progression of the show? On the one hand, I get that some folks might have not read the last two books, but on the other hand, you'd save them reading the last two books.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





I did genuinely expect that they were gonna get dragged back, it's pretty out of character for GoT to have a last minute rescue like that.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Duzzy Funlop posted:

When Theon came up with his master plan to distract a bunch of hounds that tracked them countless miles through the snow by moving slightly to the right of Sansa, I genuinely rolled my eyes and fully expected a full season's worth of warmed-up torture porn in that arc.

Out-of-nowhere Brienne & Pod was pretty cool then.

Do we really need spoiler tags for book-stuff that is now impossible plot-wise due to the progression of the show? On the one hand, I get that some folks might have not read the last two books, but on the other hand, you'd save them reading the last two books.

gently caress if I know.

But there's nothing to keep Brienne from dying in some slightly different location, so I don't know what you think is impossible.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
I thought pretty much the only thread left to pull from the books was The Ironborn storyline

from here on in, the show spoils the books baby

nwin
Feb 25, 2002

make's u think

Well hopefully this thread stays better than the one in TVIV.

I swear 90% of the fuckers in the spoilers thread are just pissed off because the books aren't caught up or the show isn't doing exactly what the books said...they're just mad to be mad.

I didn't even mind season 5, but don't bring that thought into the thread...holy poo poo get a loving life. Oh wait, goons.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Godholio posted:

IIRC Brienne died in the books. It's been a couple of years since I read them, though.

Yes. She was hung by the undead bitch of the north for failing her daughters

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ded posted:

Yes. She was hung by the undead bitch of the north for failing her daughters

So that random goons username was correct then.

That's okay...just leave Jorah alone...please.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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ded posted:

Yes. She was hung by the undead bitch of the north for failing her daughters

Not necessarily, considering she said a word and then the chapter ended before anything was done

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Yeah and considering she shows up alive in the next book I'm pretty sure she didn't die.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





SMDFTB posted:

Well hopefully this thread stays better than the one in TVIV.

I swear 90% of the fuckers in the spoilers thread are just pissed off because the books aren't caught up or the show isn't doing exactly what the books said...they're just mad to be mad.

I didn't even mind season 5, but don't bring that thought into the thread...holy poo poo get a loving life. Oh wait, goons.

lol yup i tried reading it for a laugh and walked out convinced that got is the single worst thing ever to happen to humanity

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
so cateline stark is a zombie in the book? pretty glad they left something that retarded out of the show

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

so cateline stark is a zombie in the book? pretty glad they left something that retarded out of the show

The show runners do this work sifting out the fat bastard's bullshit pretty well

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

so cateline stark is a zombie in the book? pretty glad they left something that retarded out of the show

Yeah because nobody else has come back from the dead.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Godholio posted:

Yeah because nobody else has come back from the dead.

the white walkers are probably the weakest part of the whole thing so im glad they dont spend too much time on that poo poo. that said, theyre not as stupid as having a major protagonist die then show back up as a evil zombie witch queen or whatever

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Smiling Jack posted:

Yeah and considering she shows up alive in the next book I'm pretty sure she didn't die.

Wait what? You sure you're not confusing something there? I don't exactly remember the details, but wasn't that hearsay of people claiming to have seen her, even though it was hinted at that they were mistaking her or somesuch?

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

No, she shows up alive at the end of book 5 iirc.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

the white walkers are probably the weakest part of the whole thing so im glad they dont spend too much time on that poo poo. that said, theyre not as stupid as having a major protagonist die then show back up as a evil zombie witch queen or whatever

Beric Dondarrion, repeatedly revived by the red priest. That's how Catelyn would've been revived. My point was that it wouldn't be unique. And she basically goes batshit crazy as a zombie anyway.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Godholio posted:

Beric Dondarrion, repeatedly revived by the red priest. That's how Catelyn would've been revived. My point was that it wouldn't be unique. And she basically goes batshit crazy as a zombie anyway.

Ya she goes nuts due to all her kids getting murdered and the red wedding and the fact that she was not brought back from being dead till after she was sitting in a river dead for 3 days and all hosed up.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Booblord Zagats posted:

The show runners do this work sifting out the fat bastard's bullshit pretty well

Yeah its why every time I want to get into the books, even the audiobook version of them I'm so hesitant. I mean we've all heard the pink mast audio file, and Lord knows that's hardly the only piece of bad writing that's in the book. For all the faults of the show they really do a great job taking GRMM excellent world building and stripping out the awful poo poo. Granted the visual nature of the adaption means of lot of bad descriptions are handled better since it's now simply visual vs narration (like gross eating descriptions).

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
So far the series is almost 4x the length of Lord of the Rings. There's bound to be some chaff in the wheat. I think GRRM gets a lot of poo poo for a relatively small amount of crap in a book series that's almost two million words long.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

The first 3 books are absolutely worth reading even with all the weird food sperg bullshit and a whole lot more creepy sex/rape. Don't read books 4 and 5 because they just boring and lovely. It took HBO 2 seasons to just do Book 3, they plowed through book 4 and 5 in 9 episodes so :laffo:

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

Bolow posted:

The first 3 books are absolutely worth reading even with all the weird food sperg bullshit and a whole lot more creepy sex/rape. Don't read books 4 and 5 because they just boring and lovely. It took HBO 2 seasons to just do Book 3, they plowed through book 4 and 5 in 9 episodes so :laffo:

I agree with this. The pacing and plot was tight and focused in the first three. Then the last couple became meandering dogshit.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Bolow posted:

The first 3 books are absolutely worth reading even with all the weird food sperg bullshit and a whole lot more creepy sex/rape. Don't read books 4 and 5 because they just boring and lovely. It took HBO 2 seasons to just do Book 3, they plowed through book 4 and 5 in 9 episodes so :laffo:

I don't find the bulk of books 4 and 5 to be any less interesting than most of book 1. And HBO stayed pretty true to book 1 in the first season. I didn't even like the show the first time I tried watching it. I thought it was too boring for a show that wasn't trying terribly hard to be "smart".

So the show has gotten progressively dumber, offering up as many big payoff moments as possible with minimal downtime between them. New characters, cultures, and locales get fewer fun downtime exposition moments.

..But I suppose it comes down to not being able to pay another 10 new featured characters each season while the actors whose characters are still alive are now being paid outrageously regardless of whether they're in an episode for 1 minute or 20.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

The Rat posted:

I agree with this. The pacing and plot was tight and focused in the first three. Then the last couple became meandering dogshit.

The problem is that gurm just kept creating a larger and more complex world filled with more characters. I don't really think its possible to finish the series anytime soon unless he works with other authors.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
hbo should make a conan series based on the re howard books

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Reverand maynard posted:

The problem is that gurm just kept creating a larger and more complex world filled with more characters. I don't really think its possible to finish the series anytime soon unless he works with other authors.

it took robert jordan dying to finish the wheel of time so there is some truth to this

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

hbo should make a conan series based on the re howard books

I would watch this so loving hard. Hell, the comics from the early 2000s based on them were amazing

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
How is the Conan movie with Khal Drogo anyway?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Syncopated posted:

How is the Conan movie with Khal Drogo anyway?

Incredibly forgettable

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Rat posted:

I agree with this. The pacing and plot was tight and focused in the first three. Then the last couple became meandering dogshit.

Hmm well I have free audible credit so I guess I can give it a try.

Booblord Zagats posted:

Incredibly forgettable

Yeah they didn't let Conan have any humor or personality beyond brief glimpses that showed that Moma could made the role and the movie a lot more enjoyable. Look I get wanting to be "faithful" to the books, but the Arnold and Milius version and style and approach shouldn't have been wholly tossed out.

I mean Basil Poldarius being dead and the score being totally forgettable sure as hell didn't help either.

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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You could tell deep down Moma really wanted to ham it up ala Milus, too. He seemed so sad in the press tours

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

Syncopated posted:

How is the Conan movie with Khal Drogo anyway?

I enjoyed it. It struck me as getting the tone from Howard's short stories right. A lot of the reviews I've read said that it was too full of fantasy cliches, but poo poo, if you're going off of the source material, of course it's going to have that. Conan is one of the big reasons for so many of today's fantasy cliches. The soundtrack wasn't as good as the Arnold Conan, but you can't have everything.

Side note, go download the Prometheus version of the original Conan soundtrack, it's pretty great.

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Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Booblord Zagats posted:

You could tell deep down Moma really wanted to ham it up ala Milus, too. He seemed so sad in the press tours
Yeah when those brief movements appear in the movie you can tell he's so happy and far more into it then other times.

The Rat posted:


Side note, go download the Prometheus version of the original Conan soundtrack, it's pretty great.
Get the Intrada three disc one. They found and remastered the original soundtrack masters vs the rerecording.
http://store.intrada.com/s.nl/it.A/id.7716/.f

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At last! Complete soundtrack by Basil Poledouris to John Milius epic with Arnold Schwarzenegger as Conan, James Earl Jones as Thulsa Doom, Sandahl Bergman as Valeria. Legendary music needs little introduction but long journey to 3-CD set warrants spotlight. Thought missing for decades, even by composer, Universal vaults reveal recently discovered 2" 24-track & 1/2" 3-track stereo session masters in mint condition for entire project, right down to rehearsal takes! (Assorted extra tracks on earlier Varese Sarabande release were made from composer's own incomplete 1/4" two-track copy.) Having complete multi-track session elements allows Intrada to newly mix and master everything, finding cool extras in the process! All of them are here! Poledouris originally scores main title with high trumpets joining horns on primary theme plus dynamic horn counter-melody playing in mid-section. Only one raw take is made before re-writes on podium create familiar final version. Other previously unreleased cues include rich version of "The Awakening" with lengthy never-before-heard woodwind bridge section dropped from final film version plus haunting early versions of "Orphans Of Doom", one scored for orchestra plus solo mezzo-soprano, one scored for chorus with harp alone. Three versions of opening prologue, alternate version of "Battle Of The Mounds Part II" add more fun! Original Poledouris music for snake sequence, savage "Pit Fights" are more highlights. Poledouris didn't write music for kitchen battle sequence as scene was scored editorially from other cues. For Conan purists, we have recreated entire sequence (including awkward edits) for this segment as well as for closing "End Credits", also created editorially in picture itself. Many of composer's unique percussion sequences were created through experimentation right at sessions, including size and pitch of tunable drums, volume of tam tams, density of rhythmic figures, so forth. It's all here! Poledouris was fond of his own 48-minute distillation of highlights from massive score so we have licensed that original 1982 MCA album from UMG as well, newly mastered from original album tapes. Two final extras: opening prologue with Mako narration plus actual mono tape master for film version of snake sequence preferred by director Milius. Fascinating, personalized notes by Nick Redman plus musical coverage by Douglass Fake give listener something to read, exciting graphic design by Joe Sikoryak featuring Schwarzenegger and other cast give listener something to look at. Primal intensity and crisp, vibrant details of original performances are without equal. Basil Poledouris conducts. MAF series 3-disc release!

Sorry I'm a total :spergin: for the score.

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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Syncopated posted:

How is the Conan movie with Khal Drogo anyway?

its poo poo

Jaguars!
Jul 31, 2012


Can someone explain Darkstar and why the spoiler thread keeps using him as a punchline to everything?

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Not sure why he's used as a punchline besides a few corny lines in the books, but he was an ally of the Sand Snakes in their plot to capture Myrcella. Not sure what he's going to do in the show (apparently he's been cast) since that part of the story was glossed over by Jaime and Bronn doing it (and Myrcella dying).

Edit: He's a knight who's brother or cousin or something is a dead kingsguard.

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