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Who should sit on the Iron Throne
Cersei Lannister/Petyr “Littlefinger” Baelish
Jamie Lannister/Bronn
Jon Snow (bitch you know he ain’t dead)/Ser Davos Seaworth, “the Onion Knight”
Brienne of Tarth/Podrick Payne
Tyrion/Varys/Missandei/Grey Worm coalition
Arya Stark/No One
Sansa Stark/Theon “Reek” Greyjoy
Reanimated corpse of The Mountain/Wight that used to be Badass Wildling Milf
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Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

lmfao if you just realized about R+L=J and CLEGANEBOWL we were talking about that poo poo half a decade ago before the GRRM thread devolved into winne the poo / Jamie Lannister slash fiction and insanity.

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Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

I made my first post on a SA GRRM thread on 15 OCT 2005

kill me

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

I just wanna point out I made a cleganebowl reference before cleganebowl was a thing

Nerd cred

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

The book with the Red Wedding and Tyrion leaving to find Dany was first published when Bill Clinton was president.

Tyrion still hasn't met Dany in the books.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Booblord Zagats posted:

Tyrions arc is really lovely the second he gets out of Westeros and I'm glad the show seems to be glossing over it

The fourth and fifth books are loving terrible

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

The only decent food part is when the fat guy has some freys killed, butchered, and served up in meat pies.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Deblasio's wife also hired someone who was living with a murderer and whose son later killed someone so basically his wife has the political judgement of a drunken lemming

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Godholio posted:

IIRC Brienne died in the books. It's been a couple of years since I read them, though.

nope

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Yeah and considering she shows up alive in the next book I'm pretty sure she didn't die.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Godholio posted:

Waiting a whole week for a tv show sucks, you guys.

:golfclap:






















gently caress you

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Hounds not dead

CLEGANEBOWL GET HYPE

edit: not a spoiler just a widely accepted fan theory since the hounds last appearance in the books ten years ago

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

They are specifically mentioned as using magic iirc.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

I made a post about CLEGANEBOWL eleven years ago :suicide:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1692209&pagenumber=19&perpage=40#post304825698

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Churchill was p cool but Digby Tatham-Water took out a nazi armored car with a loving umbrella

quote:

He later disabled a German armoured car with his umbrella, incapacitating the driver by shoving the umbrella through the car's observational slit.

Guy was a loving lunatic

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

im really excited for walder fray to get his just due

Well Ramsay did have Walder's daughter and grandson torn apart by dogs this season

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

The Mongols straight wrecked Europe in the 1200s

also the ending of tonight's show was total fuckin bullshit

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

go3 posted:

gonna lol when Lancel Lannister defeats the Mountain with wildfyre or some poo poo

lookit this chump what don't know about CLEGANEBOWL

get hype

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

aphid_licker posted:

shamefur dispray

:raise:

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Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Duzzy Funlop posted:

They don't need a break. The biggest two refuel off Viserion before he turns around after the first leg of the trip, Rhaegal then tops off Drogon before turning around after the second one, and Drogon flies to King's Landing, roasts the Red Keep, and barely makes it back to RAF Ascension where they all have tea.

I understood this reference

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