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i have literally shown you nothing but like maybe a couple trash hands, but also mostly good hands i think. why aren't you respecting my raises?
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Apr 6, 2016 06:25
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i raise you 70 *passes out
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Apr 6, 2016 06:26
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Ha ha ha suckers I got Aces! Oh we haven't bet yet?
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Apr 6, 2016 06:32
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You should move up in stakes op
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Apr 6, 2016 06:34
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lol at the two card shitlickers in here 4 cardz 4 lyfe
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Apr 6, 2016 06:38
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i'm all in
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Apr 6, 2016 06:39
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i am drunk deal me in
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Apr 6, 2016 06:39
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"Straight flush bitches" *shits pants*
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Apr 6, 2016 06:41
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:"Straight flush bitches" *shits pants* you're one card off of a straight and one card off of a flush but that's pretty close man
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Apr 6, 2016 06:49
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Parallax Scroll posted:i'm all in call
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Apr 6, 2016 06:49
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Parallax Scroll posted:i'm all in drat thats too much, I'll pull out.
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Apr 6, 2016 06:58
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I folded even though there was no reason for me to fold because I KNOW that guy has a better hand then me
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Apr 6, 2016 17:23
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Poker? Where she at?
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Apr 6, 2016 17:24
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gonna buy back in so i can go all in again
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Apr 6, 2016 17:28
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Parallax Scroll posted:gonna buy back in so i can go all in again you laugh but this is how russians play satellite tournaments at pokerstars
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Apr 6, 2016 17:39
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*mucks cards onto someone's hand that doesn't have a card protecter.*
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Apr 6, 2016 17:40
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Liquor in the rear. Hey haha jokes on you guys I don't even have any cards aside from the 20 of spades.
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Apr 6, 2016 17:43
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 "Thanks for all your money jackasses" *puts on shades* *hops onto the back of my harley and do a sick burnout that leaves a trail of fire as I ride off into the morning sunrise**bad to the bone starts playing seemingly out of the heavens*
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Apr 6, 2016 17:44
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*robs the dog track/poker room I deal at with a ski mask and a fire extinguisher. get away with $800.*
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Apr 6, 2016 17:51
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My cousin paid his way through college with poker. Let's just say he taught me a couple tricks.
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Apr 6, 2016 17:51
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places his bet 
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Apr 6, 2016 17:57
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I got $200 in food stamps, can I get a buy in?
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Apr 6, 2016 17:59
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this is your 4th buy in, man. it's time to go home. 
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Apr 6, 2016 18:01
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i was drunk so that means I couldn't consent, give me my money back
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Apr 6, 2016 18:02
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You guys should play Number 1 Blizzard Card Game Hearthstone™ instead. You can be a wizard or a bear lol.
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Apr 6, 2016 18:04
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"Gimpy Moe sends his regards!" *flips poker table over and starts breaking kneecaps*
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Apr 6, 2016 18:06
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lol if you do not go all in every hand then win it with a three of a kind of 4's while everybody has two pairs of kings and 9's or less
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Apr 6, 2016 18:08
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*gets called a skinny little bitch and is told that I'll be met in the parking lot. after playing asks two guards to escort me out of the Rivera*
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Apr 6, 2016 18:16
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*misreads cards* *calls all in* *somehow ends up with best hand on the river* *laughs, goes all in again on next hand*
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Apr 6, 2016 18:24
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role dice pres butan i win 
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Apr 6, 2016 18:25
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daddy needs a new pair of shoes, so what
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Apr 6, 2016 18:50
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im gonna need a receipt for this so i can write it off on my taxes
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Apr 6, 2016 19:02
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gently caress you george i loving knew you had the ace and you hosed my wife
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Apr 6, 2016 19:04
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*Bluff calls all in*
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Apr 6, 2016 19:13
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Hit me.
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Apr 6, 2016 19:19
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*blatantly cheats repeatedly, everyone is too drunk to notice*
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Apr 6, 2016 19:22
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My deal. We're going to play a little game I call Chasing Pinballs with With Floppy Titties, suicide kings are wild.
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Apr 6, 2016 19:36
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I have 2 clubs and 3 diamonds is that a full house?
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Apr 6, 2016 19:42
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Repeatedly checks
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Apr 6, 2016 19:44
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*acts really overconfident when bluffing and really quiet when he has the goods*
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