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JiveHonky posted:i use the small pencil to keep score Really? Is that what it's for? I've always sucked on it, getting it slick and almost slimy with my saliva. Then when it's suitably moist, usually around the third or fourth hole, I ram it point-end-down in my own urethra, causing explosive and instantaneous pain to wrack my body which convulses in twisted ecstasy. Then, every time I tee off, I twist it violently, usually lodging wood splinters all up and down the inside of my man meat. This drives me absolutely nuts and I spend the rest of the course orgasming and bleeding uncontrollably. Anyways I have a tee time in a couple of hours, anyone care to join me?
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