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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZhvBKRgJ5A

This professional golf guy can't even play putt putt. Look at this turd try and fail at his job, lol enjoy the soup kitchen IDIOT.

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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Bill Barber got the joke.

It's in his pants. #boomshakalaka

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I almost got hit in the head with a golf ball as a kid. I could have died, you guys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVinh8yJ0m4

Look at this loving moron get drilled in the skull by a golf ball. He died.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I almost became like that guy who dresses like Gilligan

Dead and dressed good as hell.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Ryoshi posted:

Really? Is that what it's for? I've always sucked on it, getting it slick and almost slimy with my saliva. Then when it's suitably moist, usually around the third or fourth hole, I ram it point-end-down in my own urethra, causing explosive and instantaneous pain to wrack my body which convulses in twisted ecstasy. Then, every time I tee off, I twist it violently, usually lodging wood splinters all up and down the inside of my man meat. This drives me absolutely nuts and I spend the rest of the course orgasming and bleeding uncontrollably.

Anyways I have a tee time in a couple of hours, anyone care to join me?

I've been grouped with worse. Frankly I don't mind what other people do as long as it is not animal cruelty or murder or being fat or whatever.

But if you play golf slow, that should get you the death penalty.

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