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What if four years of Syrian death camp is actually the cure for paranoid schizophrenia?
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Apr 8, 2016 16:50
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Booblord Zagats posted:Making Caro a mod on a forum that regularly is asked to help with mental health issues might not be the singular best idea But it is the most amusing.
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Apr 8, 2016 16:51
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going to be a lot of new people taking trips then
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Apr 8, 2016 16:51
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lol @ "freelance photographer" buried on page 2: "Libyan sniper," "uncertified medic," "psycho"
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Apr 8, 2016 16:51
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Tokyo Sexwhale posted:What the gently caress do we do if he comes back here? Make him a loving mod.
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Apr 8, 2016 16:52
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Apr 8, 2016 16:53
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Mike-o posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM CS SPRAY INTO MY FACE. IT BURNS LIKE gently caress AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, CARO. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME ISIS BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED SYRIA'S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS PRONE TO CIA BUGGING BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I POST. This is goddamn amazing.
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Apr 8, 2016 16:53
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Mr. Nice! posted:What if four years of Syrian death camp is actually the cure for paranoid schizophrenia? Then the Mideast and 1940s-60s Russia would have some amazing mental health benefits
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Apr 8, 2016 16:55
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Bet he has killer abs now.
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Apr 8, 2016 16:56
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IDR hates him! One weird trick discovered by a schizophrenic "freelance photographer" that helps gain GiP's respect. Helldump Immunity. posted:Bet he has killer abs now. 
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Apr 8, 2016 16:56
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Realtalk I think it would be hard to let him come back here if he even tried. An already unbalanced person just coming off of four years in a foreign prison isn't going to be able to answer our questions in a coherent way. Plus the guy is going to be whacked out of his mind after getting picked up by our government- it's going to validate every conspiracy theory in his head about CIA involvement in his life. Bottom line is we're not getting anything out of him and would only be feeding his problems.
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Apr 8, 2016 16:56
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I really want a AMA from him.
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Apr 8, 2016 16:59
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Jesus Christ, I remember reading the long exchanges between him and Brown Moses in a thread here after the Libya poo poo and his insane conspiracy theories. What the gently caress does actually being abducted by a shadow torture organization do to someone who thought the world was out to get him?
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Apr 8, 2016 17:00
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Realtalk; Honestly, I hope he never posts here again (unless he's stable and has undergone years of therapy and medication) and gets some serious help. Dude's alive when by all odds he should have been dead a long time ago, hopefully some good comes out of it for him.
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Apr 8, 2016 17:00
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Godspeed you crazy bastard
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Apr 8, 2016 17:01
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What will happen when he has to meet with the actual CIA when he gets released from prison?
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Apr 8, 2016 17:04
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He's got so many wonderful video games and movies to catch up on. Seconding the sick abs theory
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Apr 8, 2016 17:06
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Welp, his reintegration team certainly has their work cut out for them on this case, don't they. Also holy poo poo I'm still gobsmacked he made it out.
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Apr 8, 2016 17:07
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Handsome Ralph posted:Realtalk; Honestly, I hope he never posts here again (unless he's stable and has undergone years of therapy and medication) and gets some serious help. Dude's alive when by all odds he should have been dead a long time ago, hopefully some good comes out of it for him.
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Apr 8, 2016 17:09
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Mike-o posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM CS SPRAY INTO MY FACE. IT BURNS LIKE gently caress AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, CARO. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME ISIS BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED SYRIA'S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS PRONE TO CIA BUGGING BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I POST. 2016 Post of The Year.
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Apr 8, 2016 17:12
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He out-crazied the crazies King of Comebacks McCain / Caro 2016 Obama's Red Line: Caro posts for us all
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Apr 8, 2016 17:14
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Frosted Flake posted:What will happen when he has to meet with the actual CIA when he gets released from prison? A bit ironic that the CIA was finally following his every movement.
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Apr 8, 2016 17:18
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You know how, at the end of Being There, Chance the gardener wanders off and walks on water like Jesus because no one ever told him he couldn't? Maybe no one ever told Caro that Syrian hell prisons are supposed to make you die. Maybe Caro is the Chauncey Gardiner of war tourists.
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Apr 8, 2016 17:19
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Lol yea Caro got seriously validated.
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Apr 8, 2016 17:23
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Egg on our face
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Apr 8, 2016 17:23
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He's covered wars, y'know
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Apr 8, 2016 17:31
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He should apply to the CIA now
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Apr 8, 2016 17:37
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God drat it you tube loving up Search for this user /orac22/videos
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Apr 8, 2016 17:40
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lmao
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Apr 8, 2016 17:41
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Crazy man learns this one weird trick to finally kill irony, and you won't believe what it is
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Apr 8, 2016 17:42
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Teflon Don posted:He should apply to the CIA now The CIA *owns* him now - he'll have a tattoo on his rear end that says "If Found Please Return To: Christians In Action, 007 Covert Drive, Langley VA 20505".
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Apr 8, 2016 17:43
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Teflon Don posted:He should apply to the CIA now Should get college credit at least.
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Apr 8, 2016 17:45
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I think he's probably earned the post-911 at this point.
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Apr 8, 2016 17:47
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I wonder how long his debrief will be, or if he even gets one. 
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Apr 8, 2016 17:47
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He's definitely getting debriefed, if not arrested. The dude was a war tourist and posted videos of himself doing some wild poo poo.
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Apr 8, 2016 17:49
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Syrian Lannister posted:I wonder how long his debrief will be, or if he even gets one. "Do you not loving understand what a travel advisory is, kev?"
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Apr 8, 2016 17:50
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Caro being alive brought me back to GiP. Which is good because I was being nostalgic about my time in the Guard and thinking of rejoining. Then I texted my wife, got more green and now I'm just happy Caro is alive, which is something I'd never thought I'd say prior to right now.
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Apr 8, 2016 17:50
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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too crazy to live, and too weird to die.
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Apr 8, 2016 17:52
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It's too bad Caro took down the videos of him taking pot shots with his rifle and attempting to do medical procedures.
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Apr 8, 2016 17:56
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Teflon Don posted:He should apply to the CIA now He's already working for them, all this drama is just an elaborate cover story to make him look like a semi-harmless crazy.
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