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We're discussing this a lot in the CE thread, but I figured a new thread would be handy. GQ Article on him http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/syria-isis-kevin-dawes FBI page https://www.fbi.gov/wanted/kidnap/kevin-patrick-dawes/view Cribs Caro Edition https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3654634 And finally, news of his release! https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...e1a3_story.html Edit: Caro challenges a cop to a boxing match http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3318516 Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Apr 8, 2016 |
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Wait so who are the lucky winners of the "Caro Lives" betting pool?
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That was my first reaction, too. psydude posted:Wait so who are the lucky winners of the "Caro Lives" betting pool? I'll link more caro threads in the OP if people track them down.
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Apr 8, 2016 15:21
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Caro can live 4 years inside a literal loving deathcamp Meanwhile I can't even find a girl that's willing to gently caress me (without paying up-front)
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Apr 8, 2016 15:24
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That's a tough motherfucker to survive that for 4 goddamn years
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Apr 8, 2016 15:24
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I guess the reaeon he didn't come off the missing list was they had an inkling where he was, and were maybe trying to get him released. Hope he's banned from ever having a passport ever again.
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Apr 8, 2016 15:26
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How in the gently caress did that dude survive?
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Apr 8, 2016 15:27
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Casimir Radon posted:I guess the reaeon he didn't come off the missing list was they had an inkling where he was, and were maybe trying to get him released. Hope he's banned from ever having a passport ever again. I don't think he needs to lose a passport forever. I think with proper medication he can probably have as normal a life as someone who has spent the last four years in a death camp and 33 years as an un-medicated schizo.
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Mike-o posted:How in the gently caress did that dude survive? Retardstrength.
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Apr 8, 2016 15:28
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ElMaligno posted:Caro can live 4 years inside a literal loving deathcamp caro will probably gently caress you if you get to him first
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Apr 8, 2016 15:29
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Holy poo poo, I just saw this on my news feed.
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Apr 8, 2016 15:29
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I did not see that coming.
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Apr 8, 2016 15:31
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Yeah, hopefully he gets some sort of treatment now. Going through a syrian prison is horrific, going through it as someone with several severe mental disorders is just
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Apr 8, 2016 15:32
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I'm still sitting here with full on stare eyes.
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Apr 8, 2016 15:34
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Smiling Jack posted:Yeah, hopefully he gets some sort of treatment now. Going through a syrian prison is horrific, going through it as someone with several severe mental disorders is just It may have been what saved him, mentally. How he didn't just get killed to death is the real question.
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Apr 8, 2016 15:36
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ElMaligno posted:Caro can live 4 years inside a literal loving deathcamp Caro is going to have women throwing themselves at him. Think about that.
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Apr 8, 2016 15:38
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Make caro a gip mod
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Apr 8, 2016 15:39
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Holy poo poo  Also seconding mod status for Caro
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Apr 8, 2016 15:42
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Shine on you crazy diamond.
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Apr 8, 2016 15:44
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 The gently caress....
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Apr 8, 2016 15:45
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sky shark posted:Caro is going to have women throwing themselves at him. Think about that. He will deny them his essence. GenRipper.jpg
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Apr 8, 2016 15:49
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Naramyth posted:How he didn't just get killed to death is the real question. Probably the fact that he was an American, and could in a pinch work as a negotiation tool.
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Apr 8, 2016 15:50
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lol once Caro is medicated he's not gonna post here nor would we want him to, let us have our good memories of batshit insane man
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Apr 8, 2016 15:50
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Holy gently caress even the Syrians can't kill crazy like that
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Apr 8, 2016 15:52
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I think it's time to assume that Caro is some type of superman
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Apr 8, 2016 15:53
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This poo poo is crazy. Never expected to ever hear anything about him again except maybe some regime guy escaping to the West and confirming that he was dead or something. Turns out "I don't know karate but I know crazy" really is a valid survival technique.
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Apr 8, 2016 15:53
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Haha no way
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Apr 8, 2016 15:55
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STILL ALIVE, VOTED 5
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Apr 8, 2016 15:57
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How do we know he's not a Syrian sleeper agent now 
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Apr 8, 2016 15:57
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:Caro is a vet now ty 4 ur service caro e- if it wasn't for him getting his nuts hooked to a car battery, we'd all be speaking German right now.... think about that 
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Apr 8, 2016 15:58
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WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:STILL ALIVE, VOTED 5
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Apr 8, 2016 15:58
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This just in: Caro is going to travel to D.C. and finally beat the poo poo out of Whip after doing over 9000 push-ups+squats in Syrian hell prison
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Apr 8, 2016 15:59
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:Caro is a vet now Yeah and he's more hardcore than any of us now
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Teflon Don posted:This just in: Caro is going to travel to D.C. and beat the poo poo out of Whip finally lol
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Teflon Don posted:This just in: Caro is going to travel to D.C. and beat the poo poo out of Whip finally Yesssssssss
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Apr 8, 2016 16:00
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WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:STILL ALIVE, VOTED 5 someone plx post the portal song, tia
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Apr 8, 2016 16:00
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ElMaligno posted:someone plx post the portal song, tia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI
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Mr. Nice! posted:I don't think he needs to lose a passport forever. I think with proper medication he can probably have as normal a life as someone who has spent the last four years in a death camp and 33 years as an un-medicated schizo.
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