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Dec 31, 2010

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I can't believe this.

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In all honesty, Caro being a broken human being is most likely what helped him endure the, you know, unpleasant environment that is a Syrian war prison.

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He's got so many wonderful video games and movies to catch up on.


Seconding the sick abs theory

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Dec 31, 2010

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Lol yea Caro got seriously validated.

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Egg on our face

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Teflon Don posted:

He should apply to the CIA now

Should get college credit at least.

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Mr. Nice! posted:

I think he's probably earned the post-911 at this point.

poo poo he's done more in an active war than I have.

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Dec 31, 2010

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I'm glad the dude isn't an emaciated corpse. Hopefully he unfucks his mental state.

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Was he able to receive pms

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That post is so good it has to be fattening

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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Well I haven't been contacted by Buzzfeed yet. But I wouldn't be surprised if it happened either.

I know some public relations techniques. Let me speak on behalf of GiP.

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Deathy McDeath posted:

Bet the next season of Serial is gonna be wild

hahahahahaha

please make that the thread title.

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Dec 31, 2010

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10 Things Only A Syrian Prison Inmate Would Know

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NSA GiP monitor: please confirm whether or not Caro has sick Jesus on the cross abs.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Caro has so many good tv shows to catch up on.

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Season 5 is a garbage person season.

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WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

Caro gets to watch Mad Max Fury Road for the first time!

I wonder if he'll relate to the wives

In his world l, the other wives are the weathered femur bones of dead prisoners.

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Dec 31, 2010

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I hope his first post is like "been a crazy few years you guys"

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Death and Caro have a very "always the bridesmaid, never the bride" relationship.

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A wonderful cosmic joke would be if Caro were to die from something idiotic falling down the stairs.

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Wait till Caro cashes in his smartphone upgrade.

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MurderBot posted:

Psh he probably still has the unlimited plan, no way any sane person would upgrade

Dude is still probably on Cingular

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Dec 31, 2010

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lol how fresh is that reference you guys

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Dec 31, 2010

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Liquid Caro

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Maybe if Caro had yelled AM I BEING DETAINED he would've been back on American soil much sooner.

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"Oh I see our beloved NAKED BEAR was a collector of Riley Reid anal videos."

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Thanks to Caro, it's likely someone had to explain what Goons In Platoons is to Obama.

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