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this is a terrible thread idea. give me advice on how i can talk to a girl and i'll follow it. if its a troll or sexual harassment im not gonna do it. when i do it i'll post about it. after your advice gets me laid we can all celebrate together. for you to emptyquote: 'stop posting' 'kill yourself' 'goku' etc.
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do you speak english
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Apr 8, 2016 17:51
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show her that one photo of the grill with the snow on it as an "icebreaker"
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paul_soccer10 posted:do you speak english i think so
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do you know how to use microsoft powerpoint?
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GRILLARY CLINTON posted:i think so does she
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Apr 8, 2016 17:52
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paul_soccer10 posted:does she who?
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a girl
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also, i forgot to ask: what is his name?
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Serious post: try taking improv classes
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dad gay. so what posted:do you know how to use microsoft powerpoint? yes.
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MONKEY TRASH! posted:Serious post: try taking improv classes this is unbelievably bad advice
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paul_soccer10 posted:a girl some girls speak english, yes
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MONKEY TRASH! posted:Serious post: try taking improv classes lol
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GRILLARY CLINTON posted:some girls speak english, yes tyou're good to go!!!
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dad gay. so what posted:also, i forgot to ask: what is his name? heh.
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"Hey there toots!" Say that.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:"Hey there toots!" Say that. thats sexual harassment.
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paul_soccer10 posted:tyou're good to go!!! what do i say.
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Apr 8, 2016 17:55
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treat them as regular people who you have no sort of sexual attraction to at all and then be sad in a year when you somehow end up in the 'friendly zone'
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GRILLARY CLINTON posted:thats sexual harassment. "Hey there good looking" say that to a girl
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Mozi posted:treat them as regular people who you have no sort of sexual attraction to at all and then be sad in a year when you somehow end up in the 'friendly zone'
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poDGP5b3wws
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GRILLARY CLINTON posted:what do i say. just work through the list of english words you know in alphabetical order
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Hector Beerlioz posted:"Hey there good looking" say that to a girl k i may do this one irl not because i think it's good advice but because i may be funny to post about.
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Apr 8, 2016 17:59
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actually do go to improv class. tell us when you meet a girl, we'll feed you the script from there
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GRILLARY CLINTON posted:k i may do this one irl not because i think it's good advice but because i may be funny to post about. *no eye contact* "H-heyy. Good lookin'" *sprints away* *makes a post*
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DemonToadGoat posted:actually do go to improv class. tell us when you meet a girl, we'll feed you the script from there ooh can we do the sitcom earpiece thing?
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Apr 8, 2016 18:00
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GRILLARY CLINTON posted:*no eye contact* "just met my future wife"
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Apr 8, 2016 18:00
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Casually mention how much money you make being a doctor. Bonus, if she starts rambling you can say "poo poo, I'm on call. Let's take a rain check on this one."
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Apr 8, 2016 18:01
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tell ur mom i said thansk for last night heh i mean we didn't do anything but we had a long talk really to establish some perspective as to where we are in life and in love a beautiful woman bless ur house
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Apr 8, 2016 18:02
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yes, but with google glass, this is an internet forum. none of us are gonna skype you or anything
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Apr 8, 2016 18:03
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ask her if she wants to suck on your finger stubs
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Apr 8, 2016 18:04
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MONKEY TRASH! posted:Serious post: try taking improv classes There are girls who take improv classes. Girls in theatre, much like guys in theatre, are universally deeply damaged people and it will be easy to talk to them / have sex with them Six weeks later when your apartment is on fire make sure you know where your exits are This is the voice of personal experience, son
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Apr 8, 2016 18:06
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Ask her what her ideal size of a man's penis is to see if you "measure up." Be sure to tell her whether you do or don't.
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Apr 8, 2016 18:07
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tease them. like not full on bullying but tease them a bit. most women like it when a guy reminds them of their dad or brother whether they realize it or not, and dad/bro almost always used to tease them
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Apr 8, 2016 18:07
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OP, are you familiar with the concept of "negging," good sir?
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Apr 8, 2016 18:08
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wen u spot that hb10 make sure ur negging game is on point
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Apr 8, 2016 18:09
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Piss all over you clothes so they absorb a concentrated dose of your pheromones. This is called "pee cocking." She will find everything you say fascinating after only a few minutes in your presence.
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I'll let you in on my secret that works every time, op: "I'm actually a moderator of a popular comedy forum. Yeah, it's a pretty big deal."
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