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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

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a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
*dramatic music*

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Two toilets

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Toilet them eat urinal cake

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

-Marie antoilette

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

BIDET MATE!!

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

im gaye posted:

BIDET MATE!!

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Whoever wins toilet wars... is a toilet!

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


my plan is to market a clogging device called the "wet wipe" and convince soccer moms their anus will never be clean without them. kiss your toilets goodbye bitcxh

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

I'm uh
Bid uh ten kopecks for this storage unit
*storage unit opens, revealing hundreds of porcelain bidets*

I uh appraise this worth between 68 and 421 shekels, says totally legit man, while VALUE 421 SHEKELS pops in at the bottom left corner of the screen

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

MiracleWhale posted:

my plan is to market a clogging device called the "wet wipe" and convince soccer moms their anus will never be clean without them. kiss your toilets goodbye bitcxh

Bowel movements wont be the same.
Here in
Fatburg

Condoms, old drugs, cellophanes

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

I like how we started caring about dumping plastic microbeads into the sewer once they were found in rich people's fish filets

Same with prescription drugs and industrial waste

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
"a great warrior of the toilet wars has died today"
"one of our own?"
"no. but we will honor them the same"

palces toilet seat up half mast

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
red barrage of curry

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

when i was in primary school i used to draw a charachter called toilet man and he looked like a toilet but with two eyes that were on prehensile stalks that came from the top part and i used to draw him all the time to tyhe point where my parents questioned my sanity and thought i was obsessed with bodily functions which of course i was

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

lonesomedwarf posted:

when i was in primary school i used to draw a charachter called toilet man and he looked like a toilet but with two eyes that were on prehensile stalks that came from the top part and i used to draw him all the time to tyhe point where my parents questioned my sanity and thought i was obsessed with bodily functions which of course i was

Post the drawings

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9MKZpAkiOY

This is a compilation of toilets being used.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Free Cheese
Sep 16, 2005
Come on, it's free
Buglord
Toilet humor stinks op

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I just made a poop in my toilet :grin:

mr_cramalldees
Dec 14, 2015

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Nation posted:

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how the gently caress is someone supposed to reach that toilet paper without going full exorcist?

Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006

Nooner posted:

I just made a poop in my toilet :grin:

And another on the forums.

Uxzuigal
Jan 16, 2013

Chill Berserker Dude
I was a hurry the other day and peed outside... on my dog when he jumped into the stream of piss..... Does that make him a toilet.. dog?

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

mr_cramalldees posted:

how the gently caress is someone supposed to reach that toilet paper without going full exorcist?

are you saying you face away from the tank?

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

Are you really a girl

mr_cramalldees
Dec 14, 2015

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

satanic splash-back posted:

are you saying you face away from the tank?

my wife put a stupid storage thing behind the tank. you're right though, the tank is the best reading/eating table.

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006

satanic splash-back posted:

are you saying you face away from the tank?

All the cool kids poop A.C. Slater style.

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003



oh you son of a bitch

mr_cramalldees
Dec 14, 2015

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Dirty Sanchez posted:

All the cool kids poop A.C. Slater style.

I thought it was "reverse cow poopin"

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Maldoror posted:

Are you really a girl

yes

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Malinois posted:

oh you son of a bitch
heh heh heh
:cawg::tfrxmas::cawg:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
welcome to the toilet wars

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
These are not the cubicles you are looking for

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I've got to poop ahain? The toilets are winning :sigh:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Reckon when a man finds the right toilet his poops are more robust and aromatic, there's a little spring in his step, and his puckered anus sings the songs of old with a fresh springtime scent. :clint:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i think i have IBS

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Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
The only redeeming factor of the evil disgusting bog people also known as the British is that they fully seal their shitter doors. No awkward eye contact there.

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