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to get my neg hole pozzed 
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Dave_Indeed posted:Eternal life and super powers like shooting fireballs and stopping time. the twist is you can only shoot them out your butt and it makes a terrible wet fart sound
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Apr 10, 2016 22:06
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VendaGoat posted:Well, we all know this one didn't come true. ayyyyyy
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Apr 10, 2016 22:06
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to be able to do flaming across-the-court dunks like in nba jam
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Apr 10, 2016 22:21
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not flamboyantly homosexual dunks, gently caress, shoulda been more careful when writing this demonic contract
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Apr 10, 2016 22:22
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Wait so why the hell would someone opt in for something that would only be temporarily positive, at the expense of being eternally negative? People are dumb. it's like the time I got your mom pregnant
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Apr 10, 2016 22:34
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TheChad posted:Yeah I would end my life of sin and become a monk or whatever I'd keep right on eating the rear end
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Apr 10, 2016 23:12
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i'd like to never have to fart again, thanks. uncontrollably farting in the elevator, well, I don't see how hell could be any worse
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