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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

lonesomedwarf posted:

i expect i will be vivisected in a government laboratory before being incinerated and having my ashes spread across time and space to prevent reconstitution

that's the spirit

they definitely won't incinerate you, though - protein will be too precious to waste in those days.

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GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.

Fart Puzzle posted:

in five years i will hopefully be dead and gay, finally, after all these years

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
in five years i will be emptyquoting that post, forever

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
On whatever decent alternative to SA there is after the SJWs take over GBS.

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002

A SWEATY FATBEARD
Oct 6, 2012

:buddy: GAY 4 ORGANS :buddy:
I don't know, what year is it today?

El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlFdJdeUZgw

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Toiling away in the coal mines of annexed Canada under God Emperor Trump

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Dead

Maguro
Apr 24, 2006

Why is the sun always bullying me?

Trump saw my posting for 5 years and he put me in the presidential cabinet. In a huge scandal It will later be revealed that I was dead and gay the entire time.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
ill probably be in 2021 by then

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

gary oldmans diary posted:

ill probably be in 2021 by then

if you're still posting then you should change your username to "gary very oldman's diary" :downs:

Ren and Stimpire
Oct 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
Playing the Star Citizen beta

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
hopefully living in a giant biodome full of spiders

Artum
Feb 13, 2012

DUN da dun dun da DUUUN
Soiled Meat
Strong enough to German suplex people who cross me.

Xenophanes
Nov 8, 2015

Chinatown posted:

ill be glad that i voted for trump for the second time

There will be no more voting after Trump, thats's the whole point. Or at least, not until we figure out what happened to the Reichstag.

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
Sitting atop a pile in Reform, AL that I made from my hot dog kingdom.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
rioting against our anime overlords

Illavick
Sep 15, 2012

WHENA MINA RENA VATIVE
attached to a dialysis machine

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Professor Shark posted:

Toiling away in the coal mines of annexed Canada under God Emperor Trump

The GOP is literally canceling primaries and giving the points to Cruz now. It looks like Trump wont happen.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

poo poo, really? I've been trying to get a head-start on my quotas so I've been living in the mine for the last couple weeks

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Professor Shark posted:

poo poo, really? I've been trying to get a head-start on my quotas so I've been living in the mine for the last couple weeks

Yes instead you'll want to be working in the sewers mining fat deposits to feed our lord Ted Ooze.

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

I'll probably be the head of a major corporation.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

RideTheSpiral posted:

hopefully living in a giant biodome full of spiders

"Viva Las spido-dome"?

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
laid up at home with a work-related injury, god willing

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Wondering what that crazy Doobie is up to.

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


By then I oughta be king of the mole people!

DirtyMick
Feb 1, 2014
In a FEMA camp.

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork
Fun Shoe
handsome and wealthy

PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
gang pressed into joining trump's imperial army.

Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013
in hell

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



waking up in a gutter after finally going on that spiritual journey to find myself after my wife and kid left me

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Gay. But probably not a dad.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Probably doing what I'm doing now, only with more ravaging and pillaging as part of a reaver gang

Manic Mailman
Jul 2, 2004
Aboard NASA's Orion spacecraft in an effort to stop an asteroid from destroying our world.

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
Probably will be a manager making a little under 6 figgies (deece). Will have a new house next year. Hopefully married but you never know.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
Dying from gay sex aids

A SWEATY FATBEARD
Oct 6, 2012

:buddy: GAY 4 ORGANS :buddy:
what if I get mauled and partially eaten by a bear six months from now??? like vital stats would be 37% bear poo poo 63% unknown

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:

what if I get mauled and partially eaten by a bear six months from now??? like vital stats would be 37% bear poo poo 63% unknown

You'd still be a pile of poo poo! :smug:

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Microwaves Mom posted:

On whatever decent alternative to SA there is after the SJWs take over GBS.

after? :confused:

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