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ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

lil pissbitch posted:

What are your skills

I'm p good at rocket league (I'm garbage)

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edgeman83
Jul 13, 2003
The most honest thing you could do is reflect on why you got fired. There was probably a good reason and if you can change that fault in yourself you will lessen the chance of it happening again.

...Or just blame it on your old employer and learn nothing like most people. It is up to you!

rio
Mar 20, 2008

Start lifting and get ripped

lil pissbitch
Mar 8, 2015

edgeman83 posted:

The most honest thing you could do is reflect on why you got fired. There was probably a good reason and if you can change that fault in yourself you will lessen the chance of it happening again.

...Or just blame it on your old employer and learn nothing like most people. It is up to you!

drat dude, you right, you so right. Gotta pay more attention to the little things. The Devil's In The Details, to be sure. Never really understood that phrase until now

That being said, I really don't believe this was fully justified. Felt like management tryna flex their nuts and make a big bad example

lil pissbitch
Mar 8, 2015
Aaaaaauuuuuh, y'
all know Imaa bouta get RRREEEEEAAAALLLL BEEFY with this

lil pissbitch
Mar 8, 2015
OH MY GOD I'm about to reeeeeeeeeeeeally beef this poo poo........

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
theres a mosquito draining position just opened up at bigfoot gardens, if youre interested (youll need to bring your own syringes tho).

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

what was your job op

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Please Eat A Vegetable
Jun 26, 2002
Lord of Primate Booty
I started the same thread here 15 years ago. Except I misspelled 'fired' and typed 'fored' instead, and some sassy son of a bitch posted a picture of a Ford Escort.

Welp, that's my story.


But hang in there, baby. You'll find something else.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

SirMonkeyButt posted:

I started the same thread here 15 years ago. Except I misspelled 'fired' and typed 'fored' instead, and some sassy son of a bitch posted a picture of a Ford Escort.

Welp, that's my story.


But hang in there, baby. You'll find something else.

who knew that a decade and a half later would find you as a rich and successful billionaire gbs superstar

lil pissbitch
Mar 8, 2015

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

what was your job op

digital marketing

mostly a website bitch with a hint of SEO work

Lots of Google My Business poo poo EDIT: Just some GMB work

Lil bit of social media posting here and there

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

lil pissbitch posted:

poo poo man






uuuuuuuuuugh.....




it sucks. I liked this job.




What do I do now? HElp goons!

welfare and video games. Consider yourself lucky I cant even find a job to get fired from :saddowns:

lil pissbitch
Mar 8, 2015

Microwaves Mom posted:

welfare and video games. Consider yourself lucky I cant even find a job to get fired from :saddowns:

Microwave's Mom? I got a job you can start right here 'tween me legs :getin:

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

lil pissbitch posted:

Microwave's Mom? I got a job you can start right here 'tween me legs :getin:

Sorry honey I know the stereotypes about women,
but I don't work with needles.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
of course you liked the job it doesn't sound like a real job

now that you are free from this dead end bullshit job you can pick a career

lil pissbitch
Mar 8, 2015

Microwaves Mom posted:

Sorry honey I know the stereotypes about women,
but I don't work with needles.

It's not because you're a woman...it's because you're that woman

By the way, I just searched for 'fat needle' on Google Images and let me tell you, I wouldn't recommend that search. It's gross.

lil pissbitch
Mar 8, 2015

mdm posted:

of course you liked the job it doesn't sound like a real job

now that you are free from this dead end bullshit job you can pick a career

It would be cool if you were correct :unsmith:

lil pissbitch
Mar 8, 2015
I can stay up late because I don't have work tomorrow

Uranium 235
Oct 12, 2004

i need a butler. how are your butlerin skills?

lil pissbitch
Mar 8, 2015

Uranium 235 posted:

i need a butler. how are your butlerin skills?

Depends...how are your compensation skills?

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

There is this social construct that you accept a firing

Be the real beefy change

Walk back into work tomorrow and say "I don't accept it. No sir. "

Nothing to lose.

Report back

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost
why were you fired though

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

my goondolences

lil pissbitch
Mar 8, 2015

donkey salami posted:

There is this social construct that you accept a firing

Be the real beefy change

Walk back into work tomorrow and say "I don't accept it. No sir. "

Nothing to lose.

Report back

poo poo I like this...seriously tempted to just stroll back in like nothing happened tomorrow

rabble rabble posted:

why were you fired though

I already said! A couple client refunds, 2-3 within a 4 month period. While the impact to the business is minimal, management still takes that poo poo very seriously...for some reason.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Say "look I know how valuable I am. It was a heat of the moment decision. Do what's best for this company and get me back making you money

I will buy you Plat if you flex at least once during conversation

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost
sorry to be honest I sorta quickly scanned the thread looking for some emptyquoted meltdown, but thanks for reiterating for me, I appreciate it

I'd take a week off getting drunk then go get another job, free vacation you know

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

donkey salami posted:

There is this social construct that you accept a firing

Be the real beefy change

Walk back into work tomorrow and say "I don't accept it. No sir. "

Nothing to lose.

Report back

On3moresoul
Apr 22, 2010
Lipstick Apathy

Uranium 235 posted:

i need a butler. how are your butlerin skills?

Yes, OP, become a butler.

Now butle my penis! Butle it!!

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Start looking for a new job.

GET REAL BEEFY, BITCH!

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
surf welfare and play mmos all day then move in with yoiur dad after it runs out

e: great idea- become a gold seller

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Blazing Zero posted:

surf welfare and play mmos all day then move in with yoiur dad after it runs out


Then get a job for am onth and get fired agian and surf some more.

TEAH SYAG
Oct 2, 2009

by Lowtax
Thank god for social media background checks I fired 9 peeps recently that were weird and social justice warriors.

Now what?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Start sucking gently caress OP

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
whats a good blowjob go for OP?

What does an average lookin guy or girl charge?

Undercut that by 5 and you're in the market.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Every closing door just fans the flames some more, op.
Maybe you're more than gay?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Champenema posted:

Every closing door just fans the flames more, op.
Maybe you're more than gay?

I agree with this, op start setting poo poo on fire. Do what you love and the money will come.

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR6oYX1D-0w

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
here's some advice op

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mxitw5DjwE

take it with a grain of salt whatever or dont

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chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

one less marketeer can only be good for the world, op, so cheer up it's a net gain for humanity

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